James Hartley Mbe
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- Member since: February 2006
- Last active: 33 weeks ago
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- Me, Myself, and I
- I'm James and I'm awesome at Nintendo Wii Bowling and Golf. I enjoy red wine, Mozart and fine art. I'm currently grooving to alternative rock, but still cling on to old classics such as The Who, AC/DC etc, and also a big fan of motown and swing. And Lionel Ritchie.
I am currently residing in Adelaide, Australia, and it's not half bad. Still hold Scotland close to my heart though.
I will be back... ¬_¬
http://www.playlist.com/user/3316305...
- Audioporn
- [THE SMASHING PUMPKINS] [PINK FLOYD] [JEFF BUCKLEY] [THE BEATLES] [RATM] Primus - King Crimson - Phish - The Ramones - QOTSA - Dinosaur Jr. - Incubus - Rise Against - Led Zeppelin - Joy Division - The Cure - Silversun Pickups - Radiohead - Tool - Metallica - Nirvana - System - R.E.M - Fugazi - The White Stripes - Modest Mouse - Pearl Jam - The Commitments - Television - The Rolling Stones - Aphex Twin - Pavement - Cake - Silverchair - Pantera - Otis Redding - Zwan - Beach Boys - Röyksopp - Jimi Hendrix - A Flock Of Seagulls - The Killers - Sonic Youth - Thin Lizzy - Foo Fighters - Garbage - Black Sabbath - Screaming Trees - Klaxons - James Brown - Deftones - Soundgarden - José Gonzalez - The Eagles - Tenacious D - The Who - Jack Johnson - Cheap Trick - Bob Dylan - Joe Satriani - Van Halen - Rush - The Meat Puppets - AC/DC - The Velvet Underground - The Kinks - Nickelback - Franz Ferdinand - Frank Sinatra - Lynyrd Skynyrd - Kyuss - Journey - Muse - RHCPs - and so many more...
- Metaphorical Visual Porn
- [MALLRATS] [PULP FICTION] [CLERKS I & II] [ANCHORMAN] [FAMILY GUY] The Commitments - QI - The Mighty Boosh - Bourne Trilogy - Nevermind The Buzzcocks - Ferris Buellers' Day Off - Blades Of Glory - Napolean Dynamite - Quadrophenia - Saving Private Ryan - Mock The Week - My Name is Earl - Band of Brothers - Dirty Sanchez - Loose Women - Eurotrip - Jackass - Borat - Black Hawk Down - Scrubs - Two Pints - 8 Simple Rules - I Robot - The Jeremy Kyle Show - Donnie Darko - The Shining - 50 First Dates - Monty Python - Silence of the Lambs - Meet the Fockers - Lost - Queer Eye For The Straight Guy...(I don't care what you think, it's awesome) - 28 Days Later - Trainspotting - Creep - Brainiacs - The Benchwarmers - Pink Panther - Father Ted and numerous other quality programming.
- Sports
- I believe sport is foolish. I make exceptions for bowling, golf, drinking, paintball, raving, skating, surfing, headbanging, cricket and Wii Sports.
- Scared Of
- Jeremy Kyle and his agressive tantrums, Abbos, airlplane toilets, old people in cars, spoons, waking up and finding myself in the middle of the woods at night, employment, Scandinavian pop music, Ladyboys, Rugs, Mr. Hinchcliffe and bearded women.
- Idol
- Billy Corgan. The man is God, and an anagram of his full name is Raw, Pink, Clitoral Magic. Beat that.
- All The Cool Kids Do This:
- I've seen QOTSA, The Smashing Pumpkins, Chemical Brothers, Arcade Fire, Hayseed Dixe (
Twice), Franz Ferdinand, Manic Street Preachers, Jet, Arctic Monkeys, Bloc Party, Rufus Wainwright, Brian Wilson (Oh yea), The Killers and shit loads more, but I can't be arsed thinking, to be honest. - Comment Spammers.
- I don't want to visit your fucking Livecams! Piss off.
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1: Name – James William Andrew Hartley, what a fine name.
2. Nickname – Hartman
3. Single or taken - Single
4. Zodiac Sign - Aquarius
5. Male or Female- Male
6. Elementary School: Not anymore.
7. iPod - 80Gb video, ftw.
8. How many buddies on your list: 200 and something, I probably speak to about 10 people.
10. Hair Color - blonde
12. Hair Long or Short - Short
14. Eye Color - Blue
15. Are you health freak – Not at all.
16. Height - Almost 6ftish
17. Do you have a crush on someone - Guess so.
18. Do you like yourself - Depends how much I've had to drink.
19. Braces? - Never.
20. Think your awesome? – Only at Nintendo Wii.
21. Piercings – Nope.
22. Tattoo - Not yet.
23. Righty or Lefty - Righty
___Your 'Firsts'___
24. Surgery - Wisdom tooth removal.
25. First piercing - See 21.
26. First best friend - Addison something.
27. First Award – Birth certificate.
28. First Sport You Joined - Swimming possibly.
29. First pet – Dawg.
30. First vacation - Normandy.
31. First Concert – Fickle Public
32. First love – Guiness
___Favorites___
33. Movie – Anything by Kevin Smith and Animal House.
34. Favorite TV shows - Reaper, Two and a Half Men
35. Color – Green
36. Music – Where to begin...
39. Drink – Guiness, whiskey, Kronenberg and Coopers
40. Body part not on the face (on a boy/girl): legs
41. Sport To Play - Cricket and golf.
42. Favourite piece of clothing - My 'Chillin' with ma Gnomies' T-shirt. It's hilarious, trust me.
43. Brand Of Clothing? – O'Niell, Billabong, Quiksilver etc.
44. What do you sleep with? – Wut
45. Favorite School - Forres Academy
46. Favorite Animals – My dogs, and the Honey Badger of course.
47. Favorite Books – Too many, Da Vinci Code, The Forgotten Soldier, Enigma.
48. Favorite Magazines - DSLR User.
___Currently___
49. I'm eating – Nowt, but I just had steak.
50. I'm drinking – Coopers Pale Ale
52. I'm about to - Go and watch Wildboyz
53. Listening to - Neutral Milk Hotel - Three Peaches
55. Waiting For - You.
56. Watching - A laptop screen, believe it or not.
57. Wearing - Nothing at all.
___Your Future___
58. Want Kids? - Why not.
59. Want to Get Married? - Depends.
60. Careers in Mind: Nun
__Which is better with the Opposite/Same (depending on sexual orientation) Gender__
068. Lips or Eyes - Eyes
069. Hugs or Kisses - Kisses
070. Shorter or Taller - Shorter
072. Romantic, Spontaneous or larma - Spontaneous. Llamas bite.
073. nice stomach or nice arms – Stomach
074. Sensitive or Loud – Loud
075. Hook-up or Relationship - Relationship
076. Sweet or Caring - Whichever.
077. Trouble Maker or Hesitant? - Trouble maker.
___Have you ever___
78. Kissed a Stranger – Kind of.
79. Drank bubbles - Yes
80. Lost glasses/contacts - Nope.
81. Ran Away From Home - Lulz
82. Broken a bone - Not yet.
83. Got an X-ray - Yup.
84. Broken Someone's Heart – Possibly, not sure at all.
85. Turned Someone Down - A few times.
87. Cried When Someone Died - Yus.
___Do You Believe In___
89. God – Sort of.
90. Miracles - Not really. Coincidence is a fickle thing.
93. Aliens - I believe in Xenu, a magical alien that came down and shat us all out. Not really. Scientologists, on the other hand...
94. Magic - Nope. ButI can do some badass card tricks.
95. Heaven - Not as such.
96. Santa Claus – Yea, sure.
97. Having your parents meet your boy/girlfriend after a week - Gtfo.
98. Kissing on the First Date - Yes.
99. Angels - Isn't that an Abba song?
___Answer Truthfully___
100. Is There someone You Want To be with right now? - My mates in the pub
Where the hell have some of the questions gone? Gah.0 Comments 454 days
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Something I stole from Chops, which he stole from Doug, which Doug stole from Staunton...
So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool....because your not!
Opening Credits: Matinée - Franz Ferdinand
Waking Up: Some You Win, Some You Lose - Orange Goblin
First Day At School: Grace - Jeff Buckley
Falling In Love: Waiting For The Worms - Pink Floyd
Fight Song: Rocket - The Smashing Pumpkins
Breaking Up: Lovesong - The Cure (hmm...)
Prom: Wishing (If I Had A Photograph Of You) - A Flock Of Seagulls
Life's OK: Happy Home - Garbage
Mental Breakdown: The Patient - Tool
Driving: Don't Pass Me By - The Beatles
Flashback: I Wanna Get High - Cypress Hill
Getting Back Together: Haiti - Arcade Fire
Birth of Child: Science - System Of A Down
Wedding: It's Not Over Yet - The Klaxons
Final Battle: The Battle Of Evermore - Led Zeppelin (=o)
Death Scene: Chances - Athlete
Funeral Song: The Bitter End - Placebo (Good One)
End Credits: Black - Pearl Jam5 Comments 1012 days
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Me MSN addy is yamzh67@hotmail.co.uk in case you're up for a friendly chinwag. And to be honest, i really couldnt care who adds me, as long as you're not 40 years old, still living with your mother and plays dungeons and dragons on a regular basis.2 Comments 1148 days
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Surprise! Thursdays have gone a bit bangers & mashed - our new student night starts Sep with The Cut Up Boys (Ministry of Sound) & Silent Headphone Disco booked for October. Details on our profile.
Back to September - free for all students September 10th & 17th... feck freshers week, let\'s have a freshers month! 1.50 drinks. Bargain? Room 1: Electro/R&B/Chart. Room2: Embarassing Cheese/Eighties/Classic Rock&Retro Hits. Bangin\'?
September 24th is Freshers Frisky Frat Party - neon traffic light party badges, numbered to get you flirting with some fine folks. Each Uni/College representing by wearing a different coloured shirt. Mix, mingle make love and listen to the music. Free entry for all those neon-ed up in their uni/college colours.
Check the sexy beasts we call regulars & sign up for details at clubhive.co.uk - guestlisters wanted!
As ever.. Fridays remains Misfits: Twisted alt. disco of indie/electro/pop/rock. 1.50 drinks.
2009-09-10 16:15:21
Long time, no speak, my Australian buddy!
What you up to these days? When you next in Scotland?
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jeymz i fink i luv u m9 lolol
how are you getting to sydney??
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Hello! What you up to these days?! xxxx
I Iz Rulling Like A Negro Inz D' Ghetto
Of Course, Would You Expect Any Less? I Have Them Adressing Me As "My Lord" Now
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Yeh same here, I'm hardly on it at all. It's just another distraction eh XD funny you should say that, my mum keepes asking what your up to and all that jazz. But seems like your doing well
yeh I heard you got a job.......finaly XD and heard your working with someone slightly older than you shall we say?
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Machinehead, yeh there good, my taste in music has changed drematicly, got slot heavier now, still holding on to all the others though XD
You up to much in spare time? Tap back
you are once again, a bebo whore ¬_¬
xD
your an aids ridden mort!
... Im goot cheers mate, still trying to be the next sir alex ferguson at college haha, what u doing?
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ive figured cracker ass white boy
since you have money;
when you come to sydney
you are buying me dinner
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you will?!?!>
haha
well hopefully i will get you on msn onedayy and we can "chat"
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no u.
sydney!
haha
il find you somehow
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no u
fk u mi bro is a shef n he has big nives n shit ill fuk u up n cut u LOL
im guna cut u up soo bad u guna wish i didnt cut u up so bad