Sam Ozzy
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wow these tests are fun (only if your really bored and you wanna just die of bordem)
theres this website click on the links and do stuff like see how much your ded body is worth and stuff its kinda funny the iq test is bollocks coz apparently im in the top 1% of all people that have taken the test with and i have an IQ of 146 thats a load of bullshit surely
lol its changed now im 146! not 139 now im in the top 1% or something :S it says Exceptionally Gifted
ahhhhhh i cant be that nerdy?? nooooo
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this is awsome it tells you the value of your dead body HA HA
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do my blog!!
TAKE THE FIRStLETTER IN YOUR 1ST NAME:
A: I licked
B: I bit
C: I sucked
D: I moved
E: I rubbed
F: I smelt
G: I did anal with
H: I blew
I: I stopped
J: I Photographed
K: I turned on
L: I shoved
M: I tickled
N: I munched
O: I turned off
P: I set light to
Q: I twisted
R: I gobbed on
S: I chucked up on
T: I looked at
U: I walked on
V: I kicked
W: I played with
X: I fucked
Y: I did 69er with
Z: I glared at
:TAKE DE DAY WEN U WER BORN ON:
1: The queen
2: A horse
3: A dildo
4: A butt plug
5: A teacher
6: A car exhaust
7: Michael Jackson
8: A male striper
9: A pikey
10: An ugly fat kid
11: Tony Blair
12: A cheeseburger
13: A slut
14: My dad
15: An adult toy
16: A plaster
17: A paint brush
18: My mums used tampon (on a heavy day)
19: A wig
20: A Flute
21: An old man
22: A fish
23: A mammal
24: A carrot
25: A pubic hair
26: A bogey
27: A pencil sharper
28: A school tie
29: Some used loo-roll
30: Some Y- fronts with skids
31: A fit model
:NOW TAKE DE 1ST LETTER OFF UR LAST NAME
A: For money
B: For fun
C: Because I’m loved
D: And hated it
E: To pass time
F: For a bet
G: Because I wanted to
H: Because it was dry
I: For a free pencil
J: To get onto a game show
K: Because my mum said it would turn her on
L: And loved it
M: For a pet monkey
N: Because I was horny
O: For a free cuddly toy
P: To win a Ferrari
Q: So I could get a boob job
R: For a hob nob<br>
S: To win X-factor
T: All for pleasure
U: For a laugh
V: Because my pet hamster was dying
W: For £100000
X: To skip school
Y: Because I thought my hair looked cool
Z: So people will talk about me
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Weekend Wars22 weeks agocome on msn you tit ;D
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Dunk25 weeks agohi
how did we do in the foooty tournament
sorry i wasnt there i was relyy il
i havent eaten anything for 33 hours, only drunk water
how have u beeen
cya later
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Kristen.41 weeks agoHiyaaa Sam
I aint left a comment on your bebo so i thort i wuld sai
Hii
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lol yoo okay ?
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'44 weeks agoi would give you love babe, but dont have any left.
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45 weeks ago
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i love you rather a lot babe. thanks for everything that you've done for me recently, it means so much babe. i cant wait to see you tomorrow, miss you loads baby. i love you so much babe; forever xo
p.s; single are we now?
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'46 weeks agoyou love your football boots, more than your own girlfriend.
but i love my ipod+phone more than i love my boyfriend.
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Lauren46 weeks agoheya babe.
emma is like asleep
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and im like ladged.
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-Liissa'Liithiium-52 weeks agoThere
was
this girl
and she
was with
her friend.
They were looking through peoples
MySpaces.
The girl slowly came upon this one
myspace.
It had creatures in the background and
the man looked like a psycho.
She started laughing with her friend
commenting on how ugly he was.
Right then, an instant message came
up. It said:
SatanStalker: So how do u like my
MySpace?
XxLoVemExX: What?
XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway?
SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
youre looking at my MySpace right now.
XxLoVemExX: How do you know?
SatanStalker: I know. I know when
people look at my MySpace.
XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make
any sense, how?
SatanStalker: I just do.
Satanstalker: Especially to pretty
girls like you.
Satanstalker: With very nice legs I
might say.
At the time the girl was wearing high
shorts.
She started to pull them down a little
bit to cover what ever she could.
Her and her friend started to get
worried now.
XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre
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Kristen.55 weeks agohiyaaa
do yooo no jakeeee mummery
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Molly'Helen57 weeks agoHiiyaa........!
Yuu Okaii......?
Wubu2......?
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58 weeks ago
Lizzie X
Heya xxx
xxx do u remeber me now lool xxxxx
its funni coz jake does lol
so wubu2 latly then lol
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Ali B59 weeks agohiya sam you added me lol
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Mateusz S61 weeks agoNAW BITCH I CHANGED MY MIND I ENJOY TREATIN U LIKE THE HOE U ARE!!!OMG U NASTY TRICK U MESSED UP!!!COMMIN ON MY DAMN PAGE TAWKIN SHIT IM ON YO SHITTY PAGE TELLIN DA TRUTH!!! HAHA U SUCH A SCARED HOE!! BES B HAPPY YO ASS N DA SHITTY PLACE U IN U DONT KNO ME MUTHA FUCKA!!!!!
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Jimmy63 weeks agohey sam,
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RawwR.65 weeks agohey sam
yHoo okai???
wubu2???
wb x
lOve yHoo<3
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