Someone please unfuck the world.

Because mine is in need of saving.

Mother-dearest makes me feel like

I'm nothing unless I'm supporting

My brother "help him find his talent"

Daddy-dearest threatened to slap

My head the other way around

If I speak.

So now I don't.

UNFUCK THE WORLD.

BECAUSE MINE IS FUCKED UP.

Suspected bomb turns out to be string cheese
23-07-2008 - 04:54
A piece of string cheese made to look like a bomb forced the temporary closure of a Centerville grocery store. Police were called to Dick's Market over the weekend for a report that a someone had left a device covered in duct tape near a dry ice cooler.

The store remained closed for two hours while bomb-sniffing dogs and a bomb technician investigated.

They eventually found the device was a piece of cheese.

Centerville police Lt. Paul Child said juveniles are suspected of planting the item in the store.

He says the closure caused thousands of dollars in losses to the store, including from milk, ice cream and other items that spoiled during the closure and had to be thrown out.


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Boy, 4, tries to drive to grandma's house, crashes
02-08-2008 - 11:22
A preschooler put his little brother in a car, got it turned around and headed off to his grandmother's house. WKYT-TV reported the trip didn't go well, but no one got hurt. Lincoln County Sheriff Curt Folger said the 4-year-old boy began his journey when his mother and her boyfriend were asleep on Saturday.

He got the seat adjusted and the car started and turned around, but he ran through a fence and into some trees.

The sheriff said the boyfriend was arrested after he got to the car and made a threatening gesture toward either the boy or the deputy who was investigating. He was charged with menacing.

The boys' mother was reported to child protective services.


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Boy, 11, bites pit bull to fend off attack
25-07-2008 - 13:51
An 11-year old boy is in Brazil's media spotlight after sinking his teeth into the neck of a dog that attacked him. Local newspapers reported on Thursday that Gabriel Almeida was playing in his uncle's backyard in the city of Belo Horizonte when a pit bull named Tita lunged at him and bit him in the left arm.

Almeida grabbed the dog by the neck and bit back _ biting so hard that he lost a canine tooth.

Almeida tells the O Globo newspaper: "It is better to lose a tooth than one's life."

Stonemasons working nearby chased the dog away before it could attack again.

The Folha de S. Paulo newspaper said the boy received four stitches at a local hospital while the dog was taken to a pound and may be killed.

So who here watched it? *raises hand*

... who drooled over Aaron Johnson?? (Robbie) *raises both hands*

AMEN!

like wow. I squealed. What a yummy boy! (haha paedo-sounding much? lol and I'm younger than he is!)

and then when he's like "I'm in a band" I was like "HOLD UP! SCORE!" and then he says he plays bass, I go "BONUS!!!!" I would have cried if he was guitarist or vox coz that would have been so... cliche...

and he fit in sooo well!! with the band, I mean.

guh. Love his hair. eyes. voice. sooo jealous!! I want a boyfriend like him

Did anyone else squee over the part where she's like "There are 5 things right in my life" and then she opens the door, and he looks up?! my heart jumped out of my chest!!

IL HIM!! he should come to Australia! and the fact that he's got a British accent makes my knees go weaaaak........ *whimper*

that's all lol
kthnxbai~