1) Are You in a Complicated Relationship?
Like I'd tell you cunts.

2) Do You Hate More Than 3 People?
I'm hungover, I hate everyone

3) How Many Houses Have You Lived in?
5?

4) Favorite Chocolate Bar..
Meh. MEH. I dunno, prob Galaxy. In terms of snack foods, crisps >> chocolate.

6) Have You Ever Tripped Someone Up?
Loads of times.

7) Least Favorite School Subject..
Religion. We never got on.

How Many Pairs of Shoes Do You Own?
8 i think

9) Do You Own a Britney Spears CD?
I have her albums, yes. But not on a CD...

10) Have You Ever Thrown Up in Public?
Many, many times.

11) Name One Thing Which is Always On Your Mind..
"God, she's a mess"

12) Favorite Genre of Music..
Don't you dare limit me. I'll go with "alternative". Whatever that means.

13) What is Your Zodiac Sign..
Leo. Rawr.

15) Do You Like Beer?
Naturlich.

16) Have You Ever Made a Prank Phone Call?
A few.

17) The Most Embarrassing CD You Own..
Probably Madonna.

1 Are You Sarcastic?
HAH!

19) Favorite Color...
Red

20) How Many Watches Do You Own?
A big fat zero.

21) Summer or Winter?
Ugh, hard. Summer.

22) Is Anyone in Love With You?
I'm pretty sure there's someone somewhere. "Nobody loves no one" after all.

23) Favorite Color To Wear..
White, black, red.

24) Pepsi or Sprite..
Sprite

25) Are You Tired?
Wrecked.

26) Where is Your Second Home?
Stage Door

27) Ever Slapped Someone?
For the lulz, yes

29) How Many Lamps Are in Your Bedroom?
0

30) How Many Video Games Do You Own?
Fuckloads

31) What Was Your First Pet?
I'm not entirely sure, but I'm sure I loved it dearly

33) Do Looks Matter?
Well, obviously.

34) Do You Use Chapstick?
Sometimes.

35) Favourite Subject in School..
I was always indifferent to everything back in those days. English was alright.

36) Brother or Sister?
Sister.

37) Are You Too Forgiving?
FAR too forgiving.

3 How Many Children Do You Want?
Bah, kids

39) Do You Own Something From River island?
Think so.

40) Favourite Breakfast Meal..
Nothing.

41) Do You Own a Gun?
Half you fuckers wouldn't be here if I did.

42) When Was The Last Time You Saw Your Mum?
A week ago I think.

43) When Was The Last Time You Fell Over?
I fell in the street today, it was way embarassing.

44) What Did You Do 3 Nites Ago?
Was in the stage watching mighty boosh episodes on the mp3.

45) Been To London Before?
Oh my, yes. <3 the place.

46) Have You Ever Called Your Teacher 'Mum'?
AHAHAHAHA no. That's win though.

47)Have You Ever Been in a Castle?
Yesh.

4 Do You Have Any Nicknames?
Loads.

49) Do You Know Anyone Named Henry?
Uh huh

50) Ever Been To Manchester?
Loads.

51) Do You Own Something From Adidas?
Fucking VOM

52) Are You Thinking Bout Anybody Rite Now?
Mmmmmmaybe.

53) Ever Call Somebody 'Boo'?
Not to the best of my recollection

54)Favourite Alcoholic Drink?
Jack Daniels

55) Do You Own a Diamond Ring?
No, I'm not ghetto at all.

56) Are You Happy With Your Life Rite Now?
It's alright.

57) Do You Like Your Hair?
Love the bitch.

5 Do You Own a Westlife CD?
Jesus, no.

59) McDonalds or Burger King..
Maccas

60) Do You Like Yourself?
We have a good working relationship

61) Are You Closer To Your Mum or Dad?
Dunno. Probably mother since she always phones, grr.

62) Favourite Physical Feature of The Preferred Sex?
Eyes. Hair. Smile

63) Are You Afraid of The Dark?
Was a fucking awesome show.

64) Have You Ever Eaten Paste?
Paste?! Oh, glue you retard. No.

65) Do You Own a Webcam?
No, I'm not a deviant

66) Have You Ever..?
Quite possibly

67) Ever Broken a Bone?
A bunch

6 Are You Religious?
Fuck no

69) Do You Chat On MSN Often?
Addicted to it.

70) Favourite Brand?
Of what? I'll say benson.

71) Currently Listenin To?
Dir en grey - Kodou. I fucking <3 them.

72)Mars Or Twix?
Twix

73) Pringles or Walkers?
Walkers

74)

HAVE YOU EVER LICKED THE BACK OF A CD TO TRY TO GET IT TO WORK?
Yes. I don't know WHY I've done it but I have indeed.

WHAT'S THE LARGEST AGE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN YOURSELF AND SOMEONE?
My grandparents? (wtf like)

EVER BEEN IN A CAR WRECK?
Nope. I think if I was I'd start singing Just A Car Crash Away for the lolz.

HAVE A NEW CELL PHONE?
Is it still new after 6 weeks? If so then d'yes.

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON A BLIND DATE?
Yes. They're very hit and miss.

ARE LOOKS IMPORTANT?
Yeah.

DO YOU HAVE ANY FRIENDS THAT YOU'VE KNOWN FOR 10 YEARS OR MORE?
no.

BY WHAT AGE WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE MARRIED?
Fie to marriage.

HAVE YOU EVER MADE A MISTAKE?
Who the hell hasn't?

LAST THING YOU BOUGHT?
These weird pasty/mustard/sausage roll thingies that the chick in Centra called a hot dog. THAT WAS NOT A HOT DOG YOU DECEIVING COW.

ARE YOU A GOOD TIPPER?
I save my money for myself/my friends/my rent boys.

WHAT'S THE MOST YOU HAVE SPENT FOR A HAIRCUT?
About 90 euro.

HAVE YOU EVER HAD A CRUSH ON A TEACHER?
No.

WHAT SONG DO YOU WANT PLAYED AT YOUR FUNERAL?
A Warm Place by NIN, Man That You Fear by Marilyn Manson, Special Needs by Placebo.

FAVOURITE PLACE TO SHOP?
Musicnonstop. If it was a real shop I'd sell my soul to work there.

WHAT WOULD YOUR LAST MEAL BE BEFORE GETTING EXECUTED?
KFC mixed with salmon nigiri.

BEER OR HARD LIQUOR?
A delicious combination of the two. I call it Bierka Serduchka.

DO YOU WALK AROUND THE HOUSE NAKED?
Nah. Don't wanna scare everyone.

HAIR COLOUR YOU LIKE ON SOMEONE YOU'RE DATING?
I like anything. Generally darker colours though.

WOULD YOU RATHER BE BLIND OR DEAF?
BLIIIIND.

DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL TALENTS?
I can do that whole "touch your nose with your tongue" thing.

WHAT DO YOU DO AS SOON AS YOU WALK IN THE HOUSE?
Bed since I'm never in mine and only use that place to sleep/fuck.

DO YOU LIKE HORROR OR COMEDY?
Both.

ARE YOU MISSING ANYONE?
Not really.

WHO IS THE PERSON YOU CAN COUNT ON MOST?
me.

WHAT DID YOU DREAM LAST NIGHT?
Can't remember.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE SPORT TO WATCH?
Gross.

ARE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
My grandfather. Ghey.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK?
Beer/jager/jackie d

EVER BEEN IN LOVE?
yes.

DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER?
no.

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ARRESTED?
yes.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE HOLIDAY?
This is Halloween, this is Halloween.

WOULD YOU EVER GET PLASTIC SURGERY?
I'd consider it.

HAVE YOU EVER CAUGHT A FISH?
yes.

HAVE YOU EVER MADE OUT IN A MOVIE THEATER?
yes.

WHAT BODY PART DO YOU WASH FIRST?
Varies.

DO YOU HAVE ANY PIERCINGS?
It's out right now. Hell, I think I have to get it repierced.

DO YOU HAVE AN INNIE OR OUTIE?
innie

WHATS YOUR FAVOURITE FLAVOURED PRINGLES?
barbecue

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TIED UP?
yup

WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU GOT GROUNDED FOR?
I dunno. I think it was for being stoned or drunk or something. It's been years since I lived at home like.

DO YOU PARALLEL PARK OR DRIVE AROUND THE BLOCK?
i don't drive.

HAVE YOU EVER HAD TWO DATES IN ONE NIGHT?
Yes.

HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BEEN CUSSED OUT?
A lot. However, I come off the victor 90% of the time.

WHICH SHOE DO YOU PUT ON FIRST?
left

HOW OLD ARE YOU?
21. OLD OLD OLD.

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO A GAY BAR?
I practically LIVE in one.

IS THERE ONE THING ALL OF YOUR EX'S HAVE HAD IN COMMON?
They were human?

DID YOU FRENCH KISS BEFORE YOU WERE 16?
Yes.

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN COW-TIPPING OR SNIPE-HUNTING?
no, but cow-tipping seems hilarious. someone bring me; yeah?

WHO IS THE LAST PERSON YOU THINK ABOUT BEFORE YOU FALL ASLEEP?
|:

HAVE YOU EVER HAD A POEM OR A SONG WRITTEN ABOUT YOU?
yes.

HAVE YOU EVER FOUND ANYTHING GROSS IN YOUR PARENTS BEDROOM?
Don't think so.

WHAT WAS YOUR CHILDHOOD NICKNAME?
I dunno...

WHEN IS THE LAST TIME YOU PLAYED AIR GUITAR?
Like, ages ago *shifty look*

HAVE YOU EVER PEEKED IN THE OPPOSITE SEX'S LOCKER ROOM?
Once. I

1. If your doctor told you TODAY that you were pregnant, what would you say?
WTF, where's the foetus gonna gestate, in a box?!

2. Do you trust all of your friends?
On the whole, yes, but it never hurts to question their motives in your head from time to time.

3. Would you move to another state or country to be with the one you love?
At times I think I would, but I think in the end it's a kind of fucked up thing to do.

4. Do you believe that everything happens for a reason?
I believe in consequence. As for 'destiny', then no.

5. Can you make a pound/dollar in change right now?
Yes.

6. Which one of your friends do you think would make the best doctor?
Hopefully the ones doing medicine.

7. Are you afraid of falling in love?
Slightly. I tend to become infatuated pretty easily though.

8. How many cars are on your drive?
0

9. Is there someone who pops into your mind at random times?
Several.

10. Whats your most favourite scar?
There's one on my right pinky finger from when I was 13 and I cut it on a stray razorblade in the bathroom when I was reaching up for something. Anyway, I have this strange habit of stroking it when I'm nervous.

11. When was the last time you flew in a plane?
August, coming back from NIN.

12. What did the last text message you sent say and who to?
Shit, I dunno. I have to buy my new phone as soon as I finish this.

13. What features do you find most attractive in the preferred sex?
Style, sense of humour, taste

14. Fill in the blank. I love:
My audience.

15. What is a goal you would like to accomplish in the near future?
Money money money

16. Did you ever disobey your parents?
Pretty much all the time.

17. How many kids do you want to have?
None

18. Would you make a good parent?
Probably not.

19. Where was your default picture taken?
Bebo/Myspace - Stage Door at Pride. Facebook - some bar in Croydon

20. Whats your middle name?
Pffff, whatev

21. Honestly, whats on your mind right now?
My knee hurts. Not cool.

22. If you could go back in time and change something, what would it be?
Your face.

23. Who was or will be the maid of honour/ best man at your wedding?
Ewww, marriage.

24. What are you wearing right now?
Scarf, jacket, jeans.

25. Righty or Lefty?
Rye Tea

26. Best place to eat?
Ugh, anywhere.

27. Favourite jeans?
My gig jeans, for all the memories

28. Favourite animal?
Panda of the sad variety

29. Favourite juice?
Orange.

30. Have you had the chicken pox?
yes

31. Have you had a sore throat?
Lol.

32. Ever had a bar fight?
Not yet, but I've come close.

33. Who knows you the best?
I'm not all that sure.

34. Shoe size?
12

35. Do you wear contact lenses or glasses?
No

36. Ever been in a fight with your pet?
Um, no.

37. Been to Mexico?
nope

38. Did you buy something today?
SOON

39. Did you get sick today?
no

40. Do you miss someone today?
A little.

41. Did you get in a fight with someone today?
no

42. When is the last time you had a massage?
Fucking ages.

43. Last person to lay in your bed?
Me

44. Last person to see you cry?
Oh god, it's been ages since anyone's seen me. I dunno.

45. Who made you cry?
Alcohol. And memories.

46. What was the last TV show you watched?
The Mighty Boosh

47. What are your plans for the weekend?
AIDS West thing in the Stage Saturday, Eden on Sunday

48. Who do you think will repost this?
I doubt that anyone will.

49. Who was the last person you hung out with?
Kel.

50. If your significant other asked you to marry them TODAY what would you say?
AHAHA, HA, HA, HA! Ya, ok.