bear in mind if u werent in our house then you wont find them funny....also.....if you wernt in our house hate that cause nora was a ledge!!


••so there I was watchin porn…as you do!
••A nun….gettin it up the bum
••Does he play the drums??
Did he buy the drums especially
••A nun….gettin it up the bum
••It looks like a tampon…EWWWW don’t touch it
••Wait…what….who……….OHHHHHHHHHHHHH
••If Barbie was a real person she’d have to walk on four legs cause her booobs are so big
Is that why cows walk on four legs?? No its cause theyr fuckin cows!
••CAW
••This is ruth
No Catherine…. Im orla
••Desperate housewives
••Ha cooootichie woooootichie woooo
••The dryer in the changin room in the colaiste
••I wonder what it would be like if you wer two inches high…like ya know…as high as your head!
••Cause shes a butch lesbian
••I got them ar feadh fiche euro
Is that a country?!
••Mo scoil…..no iv never heard of that place in cork before!
••My fone was stolen by an unidentified flying object
••Its rob….he wears his heart on his cock
I think the term is sleeve
••Well fair play to him
••The bone near my vagina just popped out!
••Don’t get aids…or crabs!
••Did you ever type in chlamydia into google images
••Slap ya kidney
WHAT??
Oh do yous not do that??
••Aww Catherine ya big suckey calf
••I bleed a lot
••I fuckin hate babies…I don’t wana feed them cause ya know there jst gona shite again!
••Ohhh ta boner agam!
••Lads weres the lid for this yoke…….wat your vagina???
••Well thered be less rapes if there was a lid…cause yad have to unscrew before ya screw!
••Do you want anything else with your spaghetti….nutella?? peanut butter??
••Is it rude to throw chips at a homeless guy….cause I did
•• it's the principle!!!
••two years ago we found porn in our teach…under the bed…and we looked at it for a while….and then we gave it to the bean an ti….but she gave it back to us!
••Is there dwarf porn….cause like theres Japanese porn!
••My friend lives in a boat
••Frank killduff…now he smells like cats pee and hes a ventriloquist!
••Theres nothing like standin on top of a mountain for cold boobs!
••She used to paint garden gnomes with the prisoners!
••Catherine…was it you who stuck the sparkler up someones nose??
Ohh no the stuck an electric tooth brush up MY nose…wen I was asleep!
••Did you know…most lads think chlamydia is a flower…well that’s prob cause it sounds like camilia!
Is camilia not that lizard that chages colour
••Aisling I wish I had your boobs….
*childlike voice*I wish I had cleavage
••I can’t wait to get a lollipop tomorrow!
••It’d be so cool if they drove on the other side of the road in conemara!
••Is your dad hot eimear??.....i could be your new mammy!
(later)
but…is he hot??
••STIR FRY
••We’re all intelligent young women
••PILES THEY’LL ALL GET PLIES
••I love a good sex scene!
Yeah like that one wer there in the army…and hes with yer one…and there was soldiers all around them!!
••Your mother was a lizard!
••Your mouver works in mcdonalds
••Aisling…now don’t laugh at me…but what wats the name of that lad im supposed to be meetin tomorrow? Colm???
no catherine its tierny!
••and see she asked where the black market was…cause she wanted to go….
Ahh right but like where is it??
••Rapists are people too
••Even though he’s a rapist he still writes good poetry
••Girls I have a question and its kinda akward….would ya ever let someone do ya up the bum?? ….but itd like be like bein constipated…..backwards!!!
••I think she’s a head and shoulders girl
••Where are davina and Joanne
Oh prob havin raw lesbian sex
Why raw???
I duno maybe they have

a list of all the stupid r jst plain strange tings vikki says..................compiled by ashling and orla ....we wer rely bored in class lol

1)vikki: i dont like maths language i dont understand it
orla:u mean numbers??
vikki: o yeah them!!
2)vikki talkn t bn ui tuathil durin irish
"miss wats a word"
3)vikki is so imtelligen she hes made up her own system of counting....after 37 its 39
real smooth vikki!!
4)vikki:do we have exams tmro?!?!
orla:vikki tmro is saturday
vikki: OH YEAH!!
5)when vikki doesn't understand applied maths she asks the teacher to explain it on the board BUT this time bigger and in colouful pens
6)vikki: i luv farmers yeeeeeeeehaw!!
ashling: dats cowboys vikki!!
vikki: oh.....oops!
7)vikki talkng to danai and ashling when they wer usin big words....
vikki:stop usin big languages!!
ashling and danai:WTF?!?!
vikki: oh big englishes watever!!
vikki has told us that she doesn't like tea.....she does however like chocolate tea.....if ur confused wat shes on abt she meant t say hot choclate ditz!!!
9)after being in th school for over 3 years vikki asked at break tday "wheres the bathroom"
10)for over two months vikki thought that that mr harvey went to the toilet for 40 mins....she was also kinda freaked out cuz he brought first years there sumtimes too...............................
 ................she later learned that his office was beside the bathroom!! fukn classic!!
11)in accountin vikki decided to tell ashling "i like writing the word disposal....it just roles off the tip of your pen"
now ya have t admit thats kinda strange!!!!!!!
12)after school orla and vikki wer laughin abt ur mama jokes and vikki was feelin lucky so she decided to try make up her own one heres the genius joke she came up with............ur mama is so deaf.....shes...erm......DEAF!!!
13)after the exams last summer vikki and nicole decided they wer gona splsh darryl eith water and vikki said to nicole ok dont luagh or make it obvious!!
she then went up to darryl holdin the water bottle out (reeeeeeely obviously) and said "it--is--so--hot--to-day--i--wish--some-one--would--splash--me--with--some--wat-er..............wow real subtle vikki!!!
14)in applied maths....
ms maye: ok il leave you alone for a while to do one on ur own
evryone: yeah ok
vikki: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
 OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
15)vikki talkng about ms maye in applied maths:
"teeheehee she says balls funny she says 'BALLLAS' ".....now that one i just plain dnt get!!!
16)vikki decided to try and steal a euro out of the machine......with a hair clip!!!
17)when vikki ddn want to give her sister money to buy and apple and break(stingy!! oj) she came up with the best exscuse y.........."cause apples make u hungry!!"
1 vikki decided to tell darryll today that she is afraid of teangas now please tell me how can evrone be afraid of languages.....but darryl made a good point...it explains alot!!
19)outside irish me and ashling wer dyin of laughter while explainin to evryone about our lists of vikki-isms then.........
darryl:but its ok cuz laughin tones ur stomach!
vikki: OMG REALLY?!?!?!
.........so gullable!
see shes kinda gullable too aww bless!!!
20)vikki standin outside room 28 tlkn t kate abt studyin
"i wish i had powers like u"
the ditz men t say willpower
21) vikki tlkn t erin....wats tat on top of the new buildin
erin:u mean the roof??
vikki o ye was tat always der?
erin emmm ye
vikki: oh well...it wasn always dat shiney!
22)vikki to gra lynch in business while she was drawin a pic of darren
"how many fingers r on a hand??
23) in irish tlkn t me
"omg u made u touch darryls penis!
24) later on en we wer still slaggn her abt touchn darryls penis she told us.....no i ddnt say touched i said crushed
now plz tell me y thats any better??
25) now this has to be like the best one ever...Its kinda a long story so

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