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  • Fiachra a growing concern?

    lately fiachra has been raping people at a ferocious rate,up to 62 women at a time in under .4534seconds. if you hear of a person saying the phrase RAPED BY FIACHRA run,run as far from this monster as possible shut your doors take out a shotgun and gaurd the door with explosives because hes out there and he will find you.

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    Fiachras falling
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    tis the season
    to understand the raping
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    (Sung to Shakin' Stevens - Merry Christmas Everyone)

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  • yeay

    Most people don't know this, but the bible actually ends with John O'Shea showing up at the crucifixion with a pair of Uzi's and kicking some Roman ass. John O'Shea was all like, "Jesus, I totally saved you." Then, off on the horizon, a bunch of Romans show up riding dinosaurs led by Mecha Pontious Pilate. Jesus busts out this sweet ninja sword and says, "Now it's my turn to save you." Then Jesus and John O'Shea run towards the Romans in slow motion. That's how the bible ends. It's a cliff-hanger. I can't wait for the sequel, "The Bible 2: Water...Into Blood".

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  • Naughty Nursery Rhymes

    Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to fetch her poor dog a bone.
    When she bent over Rover took over and gave her a bone of his own

    Mary had a little lamb
    It's fleece was white and whispy.
    Then it caught Foot and Mouth Disease
    And now its black and crispy
    Mary 'ad a little pig
    She couldn't stop it gruntin'
    She took it down the garden path
    And kicked its f**king c**t in!!!!!

    My friend Billy
    Had a ten foot willy,
    He showed it to the girl next door.
    She thought it was a snake
    And hit it with a rake
    And now its only 4 ft 4.

    Spider, spider on the wall.
    Ain't you got no sense at all?
    Can't you see the walls been plastered?
    Now you're stuck you silly bastard

    Hey Diddle, Diddle,
    The cat did a piddle,
    All over the bedside clock.
    The little dog laughed to see such fun
    Then died of electric shock.


    Mary had a little skirt
    with splits right up the sides
    and every time that Mary walked
    the boys could see her Thighs
    Mary had another skirt
    twas split right up the front
    ...but she didn't wear that one very often

    Simple Simon met a Pieman, going to the fair.
    Said Simple Simon to the Pieman,
    What have you got there?
    Said the Pieman unto Simon,
    Pies, you dickhead.

    Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
    Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
    All the kings horses and all the kings men,
    said "F*** him, He's only an egg.

    Mary had a little lamb
    It ran into a pylon.
    10,000 volts went up it's arse
    and turned it's wool to nylon

    Georgie Porgy pudding and pie.
    kissed the girls and made them cry.
    When the boys came out to play,
    He kissed them too, cause he was gay.

    Jack and Jill
    Went up the hill
    to have some hanky panky.
    Silly Jill forgot her pill
    And now there's little Franky.

    Old Mother Hubbard
    Went to the cupboard
    to fetch her poor dog a bone.
    When she bent over
    Rover took over,
    And gave her a bone of his own.

    Little Boy Blew.
    Hey. He needed the money.

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