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it's a Pikachu cat!
Me, Myself, and I
Yo!!!!!

Welcome to my awsomely awsome page, which coincidently is awsome. What a coincident!!!

Now today i'm gunna show you children how to do the salmon dance. Yesssssss, thats right I like salmon. They are extreme, almost as extreme as my mum, honest. So one day I was walking down this street and I saw this hip as salmon breakdancing on the sidewalk. I was like wassup yo salmon man. He was like my name is Jonas, I was like what a coincident! My names Hamish!!! He was like holy shit my god thats awsome. Then he showed me his salmon moves and showed me how to eat through 7 happy meals in a row. Yeah I know that is pretty damn awsome, so children just dance with me and my salmon friend Jonas and world peace will follow.

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I love gandalf and mr piccolo

Music
Guns 'N' Roses, Velvet Revolver, Korn, Disturbed, Avenged Sevenfold, Tool, Trivium, SOAD, Metallica, Iron Maiden, Pink Floyd, Sound Garden, Rage Against the Machine, Stonesour, Blindspott, Pantera, Linkin Park (yeah thats right they're new album fuking pwns!), Red Hot Chili Peppers and Sevendust. Lovin the D & B (Pendulum represent!) Ozzy Osbourne is a legend. Just like my man Slash ooooo yeah. At moment Muse rock my boat too... mmm Supermassive Black Hole, ummm Smashing Pumpkins and that new band Airbourne rules too.
Films
The Matrix, Team America, American History X, Starwars, Pirates of the Carribean (the bestest trilogy ever!), Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Secret Window, Freddy Got Fingered, Saw, Saw 2 (mmm blood), Pulp Fiction, Transformers, Donnie Darko.
Sports
Soccer, Rugby, Squash, Go the All Blacks! Hunting fishermen
Scared Of
My mum, fishing rods
Happiest When
Drinking rum, dancing with salmon, hunting fishermen
Booze
Well cos i'm "alcoholic" heres a list of alcohol I drink becos i luv it: coruba rum, bacardi white rum, malibu coconut rum, green fairy absinth, absinthe, jagermiester, heiniken, steinlager, stella artois tui, export, db. Just keep away from vodka (it's evil). I like potatoes... so yes rum is my fav drink of all time closely followed by my little friend high voltage green fairy absinth.

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    • 2nd song

      Took me 10 mins to write... gets to the point, I like it.


      Get Outa My Head

      Lies, thats all they can be
      String me along, sweet as candy
      Play games and toy, fucked in the head
      You make this puppet dancing for you

      Words of sorrow and nothing to give
      Makes my brain want to;
      Medicate, discomplicate, forget and forgive
      Lets do this again

      Round and round, towed along
      This ride in this playgrounds gone for too long
      My forgiving ways, now gone
      You'll see me for real

      Words of emptiness, there was nothing to give
      Makes my brain want to;
      Elliviate, self destruct, neither die or live
      Never do this again

      End the strife with words or a knife
      Take back control, chemical brain mine again
      Feelings piss off, you fuck me up
      All this pain for something called love

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    • Waking From A Broken Heart

      My first ever completed song!!! One day i'll be in a big rock band... untill then i'll just write stuff down. Well here goes...

      Waking From A Broken Heart

      It's taken some time to realise, that i was completly mesmerised
      And it's taken time for my heart to recover, i'm still trying to make it better
      Creating hope without an answer
      A message sent, but no reply

      And now I wake in a sweat
      Was it dream or nightmare?
      My life a mess, broke in pieces
      Shattered like fist through glass
      Pick myself up off this cracked earth
      Put the puzzle back together
      Waking from a broken heart

      Face of an angel
      Curves of the devil
      Perfect with no doubt
      Yet can't touch like kryptonite
      Poison to the touch
      Rule twice broken
      Third times a charm
      That'll never happen
      She's been taken this whole time

      And now I wake in a sweat
      Was it dream or nightmare?
      My life a mess, broke in pieces
      Shattered like fist through glass
      Pick myself up off this scorched earth
      Put the puzzle back together
      Waking from a broken heart

      Throw away all sense of notion
      Throw away all sanity
      Lose all feeling in this creation
      I am left incomplete

      So here I am left to pick up the pieces
      Puzzle left unsolved
      Waking from a broken heart

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    • Musicness and all things great...

      Guns n Roses concert... fucking awsum, axle rose u still r the man and sebastian bach u fuking rule biatch! Highlights would have 2 b My Michelle with Sebastian Bach singing with Axle, Welcome to the Jungle (fuk yeah) IRS (new awwwwsum song) and my all time favs Night Train, Mr Brownstone and You Could Be Mine. Onwards and upwards, next month i'm going to the Blindspott farewell concert (will fuking rule - seen em b4 live, they kick arse!) and then later in the year just cos i'm so cool i'm gunna go c Chris Cornell open 4 Linkin Park, and off course watch Linkin Park Kick arse. Woot life is good.

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