John Mitchell

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Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads...
Me, Myself, and I
BONJOUR YA WHORE!!!

John Mitchell AKA Big Jaffa.

I be getting bladdered on the Brewskis on a regular basis with my wierd and embarassing loser friends. You may see us crawling about town.

Lovin the Celtic, the Beer, the Games and the 24.

You're a pie.

I love lamp.

For all legal queries call my brief on:
1-800-STRUTT
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The Arsonist Had Oddly Shaped Feet

Music
Foo Fighters, Kings Of Leon, Audioslave, Rage Against the Machine, Gorrilaz, Guns N" Roses, Jamiroquai, The Killers, Maximo Park, Muse, N*E*R*D, The Prodigy, Daft Punk, The Strokes, Wolfmother, The White Stripes, LCD Soundsystem, The Hives.....and so on and so forth.....
Films
Anchorman, Talladega Nights, The Matrix, Pulp Fiction, Star Wars, LOTR Trilogy, Fight Club, Ace Ventura, The Rock, American Beauty, The Girl Next Door, Anything with Bill Murray in it, Anything with John Candy in it, Heat, Collateral, Miami Vice, Sin City, Rocky 1-4 (not 5), Big Fish, Casino Royale, Hot Fuzz...to name but a few...
Sports
Celtic, F1, UFC...
Scared Of
The Ebola Virus, The Boogeyman, Terminators, Pigeons and Monkeys equiped with flamethrowers...
Happiest When
Wasted
All-Time Heroes
Henrik Larsson, Jack Bauer, Ron Burgundy.
Medical Conditions
Mentally irregular...

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    Licensed to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations. Man, free to kill gophers at will. To kill, you must know your enemy, and in this case my enemy is a varmint. And a varmint will never quit - ever. They're like the Viet-Cong...Varmint-Cong. So you have to fall back on superior firepower and superior intelligence. And that's all she wrote.

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    "There is not a prouder man on God's earth than me at this moment. Winning was important, aye, but it was the way we have won that has filled me with satisfaction. We did it by playing beautiful football. Pure, beautiful, inventive football. There was not a negative thought in our heads. Inter played right into our hands. It's so sad to see such gifted players shackled by a system that restricts their freedom to think and act. Our fans would never accept that sort of sterile approach. Our objective is always to try to win with style."
    --- Jock Stein, 1967

    "Go for penalties lads"
    --- Walter Smith, 2008

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  • Foo Fighters - Everlong

    Hello
    I've waited here for you
    Everlong

    Tonight
    I throw myself into
    And out of the red, out of her head she sang

    Come down
    And waste away with me
    Down with me

    Slow how
    You wanted it to be
    I'm over my head, out of her head she sang

    And I wonder
    When I sing along with you
    If everything could ever feel this real forever
    If anything could ever be this good again

    The only thing I'll ever ask of you
    You've got to promise not to stop when I say when
    She sang

    Breathe out
    So I could breathe you in
    Hold you in

    And now
    I know you've always been
    Out of your head, out of my head I sang

    And I wonder
    When I sing along with you
    If everything could ever feel this real forever
    If anything could ever be this good again

    The only thing I'll ever ask of you
    You've got to promise not to stop when I say when
    She sang

    And I wonder
    If everything could ever feel this real forever
    If anything could ever be this good again

    The only thing I'll ever ask of you
    You've got to promise not to stop when I say when
    She sang

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  • Diarmid Parkes
    Diarmid Parkes

    alright mate how goes it?

    2 weeks ago via Mobile
  • Gavin Campbell
    luv Gavin Campbell

    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNN

    4 weeks ago
  • Gavin Campbell
    luv Gavin Campbell

    LASAGNE!!!!!

    7 weeks ago
  • Gavin Campbell
    luv Gavin Campbell

    Maximo park are in Oz at the end of the year.... Fray Bentos....

    7 weeks ago
  • Chris
    luv Chris

    yeah the 1st 1 didn't work... Done loadsa other wee ops to try sortit... Started again in april... Gettin much better, proper eye test due in october :-).. Well u can pick away..

    8 weeks ago via Mobile
  • Mrs C To Be
    luv Mrs C To Be

    I KNOW!!!! could i BE anymore excited!!!

    I was bouncing around work today!!!! this time thursday - we will BE in the UK - london - but ALMOST HOME!!!

    can't wait to see your pad!!!

    11 weeks ago
  • Mrs C To Be
    Mrs C To Be

    JOOOOOHHHHNN!!!!

    WE'RE
    COMING
    HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    NEXT WEEK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I can't wait to see you - I owe you a punch - you and ryan - you left and you made me cry!!!! well - me and marianne both - we're such saps!!!

    btw - where are you moving to?!

    12 weeks ago
  • Gavin Campbell
    luv Gavin Campbell

    Shag, louise dropped the laptop - there's no light emmiting from the screen - the screen is still on as you can just make out the pages, but its like the bulb has popped

    13 weeks ago
  • Amused With The Muse-Ic
    luv Amused With The Muse-Ic

    Jaffa-ah how are you my brother form another mother?

    You can count on me being there wif bells on....Arachni-whore would not let u down ,
    you cumin to the gig next friday?
    x

    13 weeks ago
  • Marianne Gorman
    luv Marianne Gorman

    Thats OK I will forgive you this time since you are busy. House warming sounds like fun (Where is the new house?) I will be there. That would be nice to go out for dinner the NZ group and I am up for mad shenanigans. I cant wait to be back either getting excited about seeing everyone. I may head to Ireland to see Emma for a few days. But I will be back for house warming and dinner loads of love xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

    14 weeks ago
  • Robert Phair
    Robert Phair

    My baws shall be in attendance! Is every1 going? Looking forward to it? X

    14 weeks ago via Mobile
  • Robert Phair
    luv Robert Phair

    Arite ya fudd!!
    Ma baws will be aw ower yer face any mair ae it!!
    What you been up 2 m8?
    I hear your moving in with gemma? Kept that one quiet. X

    14 weeks ago via Mobile
  • Gavin Campbell
    luv Gavin Campbell

    The bumble bee is back!!! You beauty!!!

    Hang fire with the house warmer till i get my sorry arse back!!!!

    15 weeks ago
  • Smyles
    Smyles

    Congrats mr! Hope all is well xx

    15 weeks ago
  • Marianne Gorman
    Marianne Gorman

    Hey there you failed to mention you and Gemma were moving in together that is great news. I think she was saying we may be roped into helping you guys move when I come back. I am coming back a week or so before Gav and Lou. Soooooo looking forward you have no idea to be coming back home. In Brisbane just now visiting my aunt and uncle and doing a bit of travelling. I have now seen more of Oz than of NZ. Oh well I will see Wellington when I go back to NZ before I come home. Hope you are good love you loads miss you the Sharkbait xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

    16 weeks ago
  • Robert Phair
    Robert Phair

    Here u ya big jew,have u played fallout 3 its amazin?d! Wot u bn up2 bud?

    16 weeks ago via Mobile
  • Ryan Cameron
    Ryan Cameron

    Sorry, I don't speak Cheers....

    17 weeks ago
  • Marianne Gorman
    luv Marianne Gorman

    Hello my lovely I cannot wait to get back missing everyone like crazy. Which makes me even more crazy to want to come back in september. Want tocome back for a few extra months to actually see NZ probably will come back after the wedding. Hope you guys can make it out will not be the same without you. I know that Gemma is finding it tough but it would be good if you could. I heard a rumour that there is a party in the offing on our return. I am so looking forward to coming home hope you are well miss you loads lots of love sharkbait oh hahah xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
     xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

    17 weeks ago
  • Gemma Atkinson
    luv Gemma Atkinson

    I fookin love you stinky bum!

    17 weeks ago
  • Robert Phair
    Robert Phair

    U look like a tramp with a fiver!! Hows tricks?

    18 weeks ago via Mobile