Go placidly amid the noise and the haste,
and remember what peace there may be in silence.

As far as possible, without surrender,
be on good terms with all people.
Speak your truth quietly and clearly;
and listen to others,
even to the dull and the ignorant;
for they also have their story.
Avoid the loud and the aggressive;
they are vexatious to the spirit.

If you compare yourself with others,
you may become vain or bitter,
for always will there be those greater and lesser than yourself.
Enjoy your achievements as well as your plans.
Keep interested in your own career, however humble;
it is an enduring possession in the ever changing fortunes of time.

Exercise caution in your business affairs,
for the world is full of trickery.
But do not let this blind you to what virtue there is;
there are many that strive for greater ideals,
and everywhere life is full of heroism.
Be yourself. Especially do not feign affection.
Never be cynical about love,
for in the face of all aridity and disenchantment,
it is as perennial as the grass.

Take kindly the counsel of the years,
gracefully surrendering the wonders of youth.
Nurture strength of spirit to shield you in sudden misfortune.
But do not despair with dark imaginings.
Many fears are born of fatigue and loneliness.

Beyond a wholesome discipline,
be gentle to yourself.
You are a child of the universe
no less than the trees and the stars;
you have a right to be here.
And whether or not it is clear to you,
doubt not that the universe is unfolding as it should.

Therefore be at peace with God,
whatever you conceive Him or Her to be.
And whatever your labors and aspirations,
in the noisy confusion of life,
keep peace in your soul.

For despite all its sham, drudgery and broken dreams,
it remains a beautiful, breathtaking world.
Be cheerful. Strive to be happy

I don't know what to write. Its like 20 to 2 in the morning and i just passed that stage of sleepiness, you know the one when your eyes remain wide open, and your stomach feels weird? No? Maybe it's just me then. I could really go for a fucking Fanta right now, man i miss those Grape-flavoured ones they had out a few years back. 20 - 13 = 7. Holy shit, was it 7 years ago? i remember buying that shit on the way to school way back in 3rd form. that shit was eons ago. Man i feel old right now. SEVEN years. jeez.

You know what would be really cool now? Playing some Fable 2. Fuck you xbox, fuck you for being so lame and breaking and whatnot. Bill Gates, one day i'll show you what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass by not letting him pleh Fable 2. You'll know exactly what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass.

If you're reading this piece of semi-literate crap, did you know that "fuck" doesnt appear in spellcheck? Seriously! Write in FAUCK or FICK, its not even an option. Is fuck not a word? im sure it has a dictionary definition somewhere. Discrimination right there, Fuck really should sue spellcheck. Just to let it know that it cant get away with this crap.

Fucking spellcheck

bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?

BritneySpears14: Aight.

bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.

BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.

bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.

BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.

bloodninja: Me too baby.

BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.

bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.

BritneySpears14: Hey...

bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.

BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.

bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.

BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.

bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.

bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.

BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.

bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.

bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.

bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.

bloodninja: Baby?