The Aquarian flees emotional commitment, whereas the Scorpio swears by it, baffled by his or her partner's detachment. Aquarius defines him or herself as the freest of spirits; Scorpio sees love as possession, body and soul. However, as long as Plutonian jealousy is not aroused, this pair can build a mutually satisfying relationship. They respect each other and share a longing for extraordinary experiences. When the tension mounts, each can take refuge in his or her own world until it dissipates. Intuition and intelligence help this couple survive

"Im gonna cum on your belly and draw pictures"
"Awryte Matee"
"Lets get it on"
"im blonde....no am brunnette....och who cares"
"Potnoodle"
"Whos Carol....no its carl"
"i want to be lifted up"
"It has gel in it....total clevage man"
"(in an english accent) "are they havin sex in my toilet"
"Total legend mate""lets make soup?i like soup who else wants soup...not us ryan!"
"omg sean theres blood on the wall"
"but i cant be bothered tho....oh please...okay then"
"4some anyone?......No ryan!!"
"its sexual assult ,no its rape, no its sexual assult,...oh who cares eh!"
"man its hott in here...thats jus cause im in the room"
"Lets play monopoly"
"Why is is called boxing day....is it cos they get rid of all the boxes"
"pedigree chum mate"
"I got an new one its chappie"
"Well If Your The Grand Canyon..Am The Leaning Tower Of Sean Haha!!!!"
"Fuckydeplum!"
"It smells like liquorise"
"imagine it tryin to give a blow job"
"power to the aids"
"Its just a skin tag...i had one on my penis ages ago....really...no you idiot"
The Burping Dog
nick : listen 2 tht dog bark
sean: it sounds like its burping or coughin
nicole: i no lets laugh at it anyway
Best Day Ever....We Got A Hamster Toooo! Called Baxter
Paris Hilton
No matter what a woman looks like, if she's confident, she's sexy....
Every women needs at least 4 animals. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed,
and a jackass that pays for everything.
The Shark
"She will go for a shower and find a shark in the bath""she will go to bed and not know she is snuggling upto seans python.....but sean wants a giraffe"

Sean Davidson
Well babey ive known you for nearly two years and your the bestest always there for me and can talk to each other about anything and everything lol all the nights in yours and the toothpaste...always the tooothpaste! lol the pot noodle night that was awsome likes cant believe that tho hah! your dancing skills are the bomb likes have to admit they are good lol got my attention.the time when your mum came in and she sed you could have shut the drawer sean or when she said whats that smell lol haha! the 22 thing when your dad came in and i couldnt stop laughing or the time when you went and bought a hamster which is half mines btw lol baxter diego lol the times when you shout random things in the middle of stuff hah like get to the chopper!...anyways i better stop talking or ill be writing a story <3 love you always x

Hazel Docherty
Well hazy what can i say ive known you for over two and a half years now part of the family as mum says lol she loves you more than me ..the fridays nights at mines,with your let it rip and the streeker and the police at mines lmao when i had to come get you when you where drunk ..you are always up for a laugh and can always make me smile most times,and when we sneak in mines at like 1 in the morning lol and our 4 some nights in seans legendary!(not what you think people) or the times when we try to be soooo queit when kelly is sleeping but she always comes thru and tells us to shut up! nothin can beat my coffee and toase in the morning haha aww love yaaa X

Emma Mcluckie
Ive known this girl all my life and we have had the usual ups and downs but work thru them,she always up for a laugh and when we went for a drive and she ran out of petrol was funny but scary lol the times wen i used to come to yours after school and have a total banter like when we where fighting and fell off your bed...love you babe

Laura Goodall
well hunnee only known you for like 2 and a bit years but your ace and always there for me wheb i need someone to talk to this girl is one of a kind theres no other like laura hah! all the times in biology when we would talk about alot of shit but its was funny tho..anyways love youuu!

Lisa Morris
Power to the aids! haha the was an amazing night,with the girl with the no arms and no legs lmao.well this girl is amazing shes like my agony aunt in study and helps me thru things when i need help,and the day we spent walking around loanhead totally bored but hey!the ann summers book RAVISH! lol love youuu!

Megan Chalmers
Well where do i start megs is the most down to earth person i know,i love her to bits and her laugh is the bestest..it gets me laughing everytime..would never pick a fight with you tho damn your scary when you angry lol but i love yah!

Cailtlin Gall
Geez ive known caitz for like 8 years now and shes amazing a little crazy sometimes and when she talks in 3rd person all the wimes when we in my free houses and the music booming and the karaoke i think we burst a few ears there aw well and when you fell in the mud doen at the pond! omg the swan that chased us scary ass mother fucker lol aw love youu!

Holly Lewis
Well Holly Olly Popsicikle, Ive just started hanging about wiht you and your awsome! "apple bottom jeans"yes holly the whole back row!! that day shud be awsome likes....haha you were right taxis are the best biscuits ever made love them now...the dancing at the back of sainsburys and getting drunk well you getting drunk me observing..and the bitch we have with your mum is awsome! but the best thing ever is you egg rolls they are to dye for! love them want more lol..love yahh!

Sam Rush
Well Hunnee..just started talking to you this year and your awsome! your one of the nucest people i have met and dont ever change lol! the time in art when you had your moments with mrs laing and mrs teadale haha you showed them! or the times when we would just sit in art and chat about