I'M A 90'S KID!! JUST CAUSE YOU WERE BORN IN '93' OR '94' DOES NOT MEAN YOU ARE A 90s KID. IT'S NOT LIKE YOU COULD REMEMBER SOME OF THE ORIGINAL SIMPSONS. YOU KNOW YOU'RE A 90s KID IF... YOU CAN SING THE RAP TO "THE FRESH PRINCE OF BEL AIR" YOU REMEMBER WHEN IT WAS ACTUALLY WORTH GETTING UP ON A SATURDAY MORNING TO WATCH LIVE & KICKING OR SM:TV. YOU HAD A HUGE FRINGE AT SOME POINT IN YOUR CHILDHOOD. YOU REMEMBER READING AND WATCHING "GOOSEBUMPS" YOU TOOK PLASTIC CARTOON LUNCH BOXES TO SCHOOL. YOU REMEMBER THE CRAZE OF YO-YOS AND TAMAGOTCHIS YOU STILL GET THE URGE TO SAY "NOT" AFTER EVERY SENTENCE. NOT. YOU KNEW THAT KIMBERLY, THE PINK RANGER, AND TOMMY, THE GREEN RANGER WERE MEANT TO BE. HELL YOU KNEW TOMMY AS THE GREEN RANGER AND NOT THE WHITE RANGER YOU COLLECTED POKEMON CARDS. YOU PLAYED AND/OR COLLECTED POGS. YOU HAD A WEIRD ALIEN THAT LIVED IN GOOEY STUFF IN A PLASTIC 'POD' AND THOUGHT IF YOU STUCK 2 BACK TO BACK THEY WOULD HAVE A BABY! YOU WATCHED THE ORIGINAL POSTMAN PAT, FIREMAN SAM AND NINJA TURTLES. YOU REMEMBER WHEN THE NEW BEANIE BABIES WERE ALWAYS SOLD OUT YOU GOT YOUR MUM TO BUY 'BN' BISCUITS YOU USED TO WEAR THOSE STICK ON EARRINGS, NOT ONLY ON YOUR EARS BUT AT THE CORNERS OF YOUR EYES. YOU KNOW THE MACERENA BY HEART. "TALK TO THE HAND" ENOUGH SAID. YOU REMEMBER THE TIME BEFORE LITERACY AND NUMERACY HOUR EXISTED. YOU THOUGHT BRAIN FROM "PINKY AND THE BRAIN" WOULD FINALLY TAKE OVER THE WORLD. YOU REMEMBER BUM BAGS. YOU ALWAYS WANTED TO BE ON FUN HOUSE YOU COLLECTED TAZOS. YOU REMEMBER WHEN FLASHING TRAINERS WERE COOL. 2 WORDS, SPICE GIRLS. RE-POST THIS IF YOU ARE A BRITISH 90s KID AND CAN RELATE TO ANY OF THESE

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So, so you think you can tell Heaven from Hell,
blue skies from pain.
Can you tell a green field from a cold steel rail?
A smile from a veil?
Do you think you can tell?
And did they get you to trade your heroes for ghosts?
Hot ashes for trees?
Hot air for a cool breeze?
Cold comfort for change?
And did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage?
How I wish, how I wish you were here.
We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year,
Running over the same old ground.
What have we found? The same old fears.
Wish you were here.