2009 and resolution time...mine and Karen's is to visit every club and bar in Glasgow, Ek etc !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Also to try all the shots in revolution! hehe!

If any are missing or you think we should try out then please comment

The list is as follows & what we have been to together is marked with a cross !:

Clubs

The Gararge
Campus X
Capitol
Common
Kusion X
Karbon
The Sports Bar
The Shed
Sea
The Roller disco at sea
The cathouse X
Club Tropicana
The Tunnel
Play
The Classic Grand
The Arches X
Destiny
Hummingbird X
O'couture
Moda
Polo Lounge
Drop
The QMU
Bamboo X
Viper
Silver
The Buff Club
Club Rep
ABC
Plush X
Centre Point X
Crystals X
DownTown X

Bars

Revolution X
Driftwood X
The Loft
Capitol
Radio
Nude
Arta
Buffalo Joes
TGI's
Black bull
The Byre
Bunker X
Maggie May
Yates X
Bloc
Huddies X
The I Bar X
Shenanigans X
The Tower
Savini's X
The Monty X
The Crooked Lum X
Hunters
GardenHall Inn
Villiage Inn
Legends X
The Flying Duck
The cellars
Firewater
November X
The Lab

One year over at uni - many,many,many a ridiculous but hilarous chat we have had.
Here are some of the best quotes, put together by Lynsey Macdeee.....and then i stole it from her blog.

"I don't want to sound like a paedophile, but see when i pick my boyfriend up from school..."

"she wanted them to rub butter on their faces. how is that sexy in any way?"
"I don't rub butter on my face, I rub it on my bre..."
"what?!!!!"
"my bread!!!!"

"you look after her then. give her some good puritan loving."
"oh my God, what do you want me to do to your daughter!!!"

"she was completely naked, why does this always happen to me?"
"yeah, i don't mean this in a bad way, but what if there are lesbians there?!'

"the cat and the baby have gone phantom of the opera style. the cat is wearing kinky clothes and the baby has a half mask on. and by the way, if the cat is only considering putting that on, it obviously thinks its naked just now."

"lisa williamson is under your seat. shes coming to get you louise!!!"

"so, if you have a look at my thing.... spice it up." (cue Lynz and lou dying of laughter)

"would you like a sensation? i have them in my bag!"

"there's ian garwood!!! oh no, wait, thats an old man. emma, maybe you'd be interested in him!"

"im not giving you another handout cause i really want you to take lots of notes."
"take off our clothes??!!!!!"
"yes louise, our lecturer wants us to strip off!"

"ok, you've just insulted all italians, you do realise that?"

"yeah, i used to do the workout mode on my dancemat, but i realised that you lost lots more calories if you just jumped frantically up and down on the one spot." (emma crying with laughter for about half an hour)
"i hope you closed the curtains when you did that."

"pffft. you'd think they'd have employed someone more (cough cough) manly if they wanted to make such an impact."
"haha yeah, get out a magnifying glass."

"iv heard of people who use tanning salons for sex."
"ewwww. can you imagine that, 'where are you going on holiday this year then?', 'oh, me and my boyfriend are just taking a bottle of bucky round to tan canaria for half an hour, it's going to be great!"

"emma, this is our stop!"

"oh no, I just fell on that old man!!!"
"yeah, you looked like you were giving him a lap dance to be honest."

"yeah, other people throw eggs at folk they dont like, hes so rich he probably just throws chickens at them. and what the hell does he have a driver for, he lives here for crying out loud, where does he need driven to!"

"narrative fuc... function."

"oooh im going to just oil him up and get him to stand in my house and show him off to people!"

"yeah, john barrowman isnt actually gay. its all pretense. he's going to leave his husband for me."

"squash ladder.... is that a ladder?"

"i feel quite sick. maybe im pregnant. or maybe im dying"
"OH MY GOD DONT SAY THAT!!!!!"

"Rear window. haha that actually could be a really sick gay porn film."
later that day....
"Topsy's entrance. hahahahahahahaha."
"Louise!!!"
"Yes. I'm disgusting."

"Are you ok?"
"Yeah, it's ok, I just couldn't breathe for a really long time."

"Lynsey, that's your father."
"Meaning I was conceived when he was about, what, 150?"
"Yeah, he died soon after that, not much of a surprise really, took everything out of him."
I stole this from Lyndz! I cant believe she compiled a list of the funniest quotes from last year! So funny!

"Do you not think ian garwood really looks like a seal? i just want to throw a ball at him and see what he does. i walked in and there was a programme about sealions on BBC1 last night actually. pointed at the screen and said 'mum, thats my lecturer!!!!' "

"That NSPCC advert is the saddest thing iv ever seen, the wee boy crying in his cot makes me cry every time i see it."
"Aww, yeah I know, that's where I got my idea for child abuse."
"I'm sorry?!!!!"
"No!!! I mean for my story about child abuse for advanc

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2. Are we close?
3. What do you think of me?
4. Do you hav a crush on me/have you ever???
5. Would u kiss me?
6. would u b there 4 me if i needed u?
7. Describe me in 3 words?
8. If u Had Me for 30 Mins wat would you do?
9. What was ur first impression of me?
10. Do u still think the same?
11.. What reminds u of me?
12. If you could give me anything what would it be?
13. How well do u know me?
14. What do u like best about me?
15. Ever wanted 2 tell me something u could'nt?
16. Could you ever love me?
17. Give me a nickname and explain why?
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19.Anything 2 say b4 u go?