me and cara-louise sitting in my kitchen when i laughed and spat yoghurt all over the talk talk man.

in second year when danielle was swinging on her chair in h.e and slipped and when right under the table.

and in edinburgh when danielle asked what the little boys name was and he poured irn-bru all over her.

when me and hannah were chucking stones out of her bedroom window and they started coming back in, so we were like wtf and looked out the window and there was a drunk old man standing cheesing throwing them all back.

when hannah sweats like fuck over her christmas dinner and gives us pure ration portions

"like a cicle. cos cicle neva end. not like a twiangle. twiangle has conrna!"

when keiran jamp on the bench and it wasn't screwed in and came back and smacked his puss.

and sitting at the top of the viki with keiran "no access to noot. what the fuck is noot?"

me and mandy when i tried to pour water all on that 6th year burd and it went all over me? "get wet bitch!" "tooty gun, tooty gun!" "amanda maloney baloney!"

when me and ashley agnew were digging in the ground and dug up a dead cat by accident.

when ashleigh woods was lying at the top of her stairs and slipped and all as you seen was her wee head banging off of every stair on the way down.

and when me and ashleigh thought there was someone in her house and we tried to climn out the window but didn't fit.

and when she took like an hour to tell me a joke that wasn't even funny. "why did the curtain hahahahaha!"

sitting in fergus' and there was people shouting outside his window so he opened it, put on this creepy russian accent as screamed "CAN YOU PLEASE START WITH THE QUIET!"

when we made beej's cat dance "i'm a kitty cat and i dance dance dance and i dance dance dance."

me "YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL" daryll "james blunt is that you?"

daryll "BAHHH! there's a sheep in my tent :|"

the conversation about male and female sheep. mathew "you're saying that's a female? it has balls dragging on the ground!" cait "that's harsh mathew, it's not her fault she has a hanging clit!"

when me and daryll went for a pee and my trainers got stuck in the mud and i was running about in pink fluffy socks.

"MERRY CHRISTMAS!"

"turn it round." "what, the cam?" "no my shlong:|"

"turn the volume up and step on it NATZZZ!"

those girls on the bus in aberdeen shouting at me. "come here!" "what me?" "yeah come here!" "what?" "you're really bonnie what's your name?" "cara:S SHELBEY RUN!"

and in aberdeen at the bus stop. "STEPH, STEPH! 'scuse me is your name steph?" "no" "what's your name?" "i'm not telling!" "SHELBEY THAT'S HARSH!" "CARA!!!!" "FUCK!"

when shelbey was on the phone, "just tell him i'm laughing 'cause of a moth i don't want to sound stupid!"

when shelbey offered me a crip and i sniffed them, she burst out laughing and choked on her crips and couldn't breath "do you wan't a drink? what of? what cup would you like it in?"



many more to come but i can't think just now. if you have any funny memories of me and you leave them in a comment xxxx

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