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I like music. And politics. And football. (Particularly rugby.)

Playing synthesizer is the shizz. Especially when playing solos on a keytar.

Time for another pint.
Music
Dream Theater, Muse, Joe Satriani, Rush, Yes, Radiohead, Queensrÿche, Metallica, Bob Dylan, King Crimson, Leonard Cohen, Neil Young, Iron Maiden, At the Drive In, The Mars Volta, Camel, The Clash, Jethro Tull, Tool, Megadeth, Rage Against the Machine, Van Der Graaf Generator, Steve Vai, Panic at the Disco, My Chemical Romance, Marillion, Yngwie Malmsteen, Gentle Giant, ELP, PFM, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Opeth, Led Zeppelin, Miles Davis, John Coltrane, Sergei Rachmaninov, Genesis, Kasabian, Franz Liszt, John McLaughlin, Chick Corea, Wynton Marsalis, Herbie Hancock, McCoy Tyner, Christian McBride, Kenny Garrett, Stuart Hamm, Queen, Kasabian, Tegan and Sara, Coheed and Cambria, Circa Survive, Biffy Clyro, In Flames, Jefferson Airplane, Deep Purple, The Who etc etc
Movies
The Godfather, Citizen Kane, Vertigo, Lawrence of Arabia, Seven Samurai, Monty Python series, Touch of Evil, Once Upon a Time in the West, The Longest Day, Buena Vista Social Club, Spinal Tap, Reds, any action movie where lots of stuff gets blown up
Scared of
Pop singers, CIA spies, money, reality TV, pink things
Teams
Canterbury RFU, Crusaders, NZ Warriors, Wellington Phoenix, Birmingham City FC, Essendon Bombers (AFL), All Blacks, All Whites, Kiwis (NZRL), Tall Blacks
Sports
In reality I'm too unfit to run around the block, so instead I sit on the couch and watch it. Lots of it. While stuffing my face.

Rugby union, rugby league, football (the round ball one) and cricket interest me most.
Guilty pleasures
Everything emo, 80s hair metal, nerdy computery things, fluoro designer sportswear, ridiculously shiny shoes

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  • Fall Out Boy Take on Corporate America?

    Well, according to Rolling Stone they did, at the launch of their new record Believers Never Die, Part Deux. Christina Fuoco-Karasinski fills in the gaps.

    Fall Out Boy got political at their Mesa, Arizona “Believers Never Die, Part Deux” tour opener Friday night, taking the stage in dress suits and black eyes — and in frontman Patrick Stump’s case, a grey Donald Trump-like wig — as a commentary on the current state of corporate America.

    Video screens framing Andy Hurley’s elevated drum kit aired footage of riot police and the conservatively dressed bandmembers walking through a backstage area. Hurley appeared onstage first, fervently pounding away on his kit as two men dressed in police riot gear banged on drums for opener “Disloyal Order of Water Buffaloes.”

    Before the second song, “Thriller,” bassist Pete Wentz welcomed the crowed at the grassy Mesa Amphitheatre to the “corporate retreat,” saying his plan was to teach the masses how to get rich and buy a yacht. “But most importantly, you gotta learn how to thrill them first,” said Wentz, whose wife Ashlee Simpson-Wentz was dancing side-stage.

    The band and menacing riot guards retreated backstage after the third song, “A Little Less Sixteen Candles, A Little More ‘Touch Me’,” and the screen showed a shirtless Wentz changing clothes (to the delight of the shrieking teenage girls) as the rest of the band waited for him. When Fall Out Boy returned, they were outfitted in their normal skinny jeans and hoodies. “Right now we’re going to play as Fall Out Boy,” Wentz said, noting the point of the corporate look was to show how the rich rob the poor. He stressed that attention should be focused on the people of starving countries such as Sri Lanka and the Republic of the Congo.

    Bodies flew through the air, which housed a sea of cameras and cell phones, during breakthrough hit “Sugar, We’re Going Down” and “Thanks fr th Mmrs” as guitarist Joe Trohman twirled himself silly onstage. Cassadee Pope, frontwoman for Hey Monday, one of four bands opening the show, skipped onstage to join Stump for the chorus to “Sugar.”

    The 90-minute show was ostensibly to support FOB’s latest album, Folie a Deux, but Fall Out Boy eschewed some of their hits — including “I’m Like a Lawyer With the Way I’m Always Trying to Get You Off (Me & You)” — in exchange for deeper cuts from their catalog. The band played a healthy dose of songs from its 2003 indie release Take This To Your Grave, including “Chicago is So Two Years Ago.” And with a little polish, the older tunes sounded just as crisp and punchy as the new ones.


    Set List

    Disloyal Order of Water Buffaloes
    Thriller
    A Little Less Sixteen Candles, A Little More ‘Touch Me'
    Sugar, We’re Going Down
    This Ain’t a Scene, It’s an Arms Race
    I Don’t Care
    Chicago is So Two Years Ago
    Headfirst Slide into Cooperstown on a Bad Bet
    I Slept With Someone in Fall Out Boy and All I Got Was This Stupid Song Written About Me
    Grand Theft Autumn / Where Is Your Boy
    What a Catch Donnie
    (Coffee’s for Closers)
    Dead on Arrival
    She’s My Winona
    Beat It
    America’s Suitehearts
    Thanks fr th Mmrs
    The Take Over, The Break’s Over
    Dance, Dance
    Saturday



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  • Dream Theater's New Album: Black Clouds & Silver Linings

    The next Dream Theater album will be titled Black Clouds & Silver Linings, to be released on June 23, the band announced yesterday.

    NEW YORK, NY — Progressive metal veterans Dream Theater have announced Black Clouds and Silver Linings as the title of their tenth studio album. The band commenced work on the album - their second for Roadrunner Records, following up 2007's Systematic Chaos - in October of last year.

    Roadrunner will release the record on June 23. In addition to the standard version CD, the album will also be available on vinyl LP, as well as a 3-disc Special Edition CD that will include the full album, a CD of instrumental mixes of the album and a CD of six cover songs, the titles of which will be revealed at a later date.

    Six weeks prior to the June 23 street date, Roadrunner will release one cover song per week through digital retailers.

    Drummer Mike Portnoy and guitarist John Petrucci are once again at the helm as producers, while Paul Northfield mixed the record.

    The band will embark on a world tour in support of the album beginning in Europe throughout June which will be followed by the second edition of the band's Progressive Nation tour featuring Zappa Plays Zappa, Pain Of Salvation and Beardfish throughout North America in July/August.

    A video for the first single, A Rite of Passage will be shot in late March.

    The track listing for Black Clouds and Silver Linings is as follows:

    1. A Nightmare to Remember
    2. A Rite of Passage
    3. Wither
    4. The Shattered Fortress
    5. The Best of Times
    6. The Count of Tuscany


    Album cover art:
    http://www.dreamtheater.net/covers/b...



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  • Review: U2 - No Line on the Horizon

    Reviewed by David Fricke

    U2. No Line on the Horizon. Interscope Records.

    STAR STAR STAR STAR STAR


    "I was born to sing for you/I didn't have a choice but to lift you up," Bono declares early on this album, in a song called "Magnificent." He does it in an oddly low register, a heated hush just above the shimmer of the Edge's guitar and the iron-horse roll of bassist Adam Clayton and drummer Larry Mullen Jr. Bono is soon up in thin air with those familiar rodeo yells, on his way to the chorus, which ends with him just singing the word "magnificent," repeating it with relish, stretching the syllables.

    But he does it not in self-congratulation, more like wonder and respect, as if in middle age, on his band's 11th studio album, he still can't believe his gift — and luck. Bono knows he was born with a good weapon for making the right kind of trouble: the clean gleam and rocket's arc of that voice. "It was one dull morning/I woke the world with bawling," he boasted in "Out of Control," written by Bono on his 18th birthday and issued on U2's Irish debut EP.

    He is still singing about singing, all over No Line on the Horizon, U2's first album in nearly five years and their best, in its textural exploration and tenacious melodic grip, since 1991's Achtung Baby. "Shout for joy if you get the chance," Bono commands, in a text-message cadence and drill sergeant's bark, in "Unknown Caller." He leads by example in the ham-with-wry pop of "I'll Go Crazy If I Don't Go Crazy Tonight" — "Listen for me/I'll be shouting/Shouting to the darkness" — then demands his piece of the din in the glam-fuzz shindig "Get on Your Boots": "Let me in the sound!...Meet me in the sound!" God, guilt, love, sin, terrorism and transcendence — Bono juggles them all here, with the usual cracks at his own hubris. ("Stand up to rock stars," he warns in "Stand Up Comedy." "Be careful of small men with big ideas.")

    Bono also keeps coming back to the sheer power and pleasure of a long high note and the salvation you can feel in being heard. "I'm running down the road like loose electricity," he jabbers, with some of that nasal acid of the '66 Bob Dylan, through the hard-rock clatter of "Breathe," "while the band in my head plays a striptease."

    It is a strange thing to sing on a record that more often reveals itself in tempered gestures, at a measured pace. (The main exception, the outright frivolity of "Get on Your Boots," comes right in the middle, as if the band thought it needed some kind of zany halftime.) Most of the great — and biggest-selling — U2 albums have been confrontational successes: the dramatic entrance on 1980's Boy; the spiritual-pilgrim reach of 1987's The Joshua Tree; the electro-Weimar whirl of Achtung Baby; the return to basics on 2004's How to Dismantle an Atomic Bomb. Produced by the now-standard trio of Brian Eno, Daniel Lanois and Steve Lillywhite, No Line on the Horizon is closer to the transitional risks — the Irish-gothic spell of 1984's The Unforgettable Fire, the techno-rock jet lag of 1993's Zooropa — but with a consistent persuasion in the guitar hooks, rhythms and vocal lines.

    In "No Line on the Horizon," it is the combination of garage-organ drone, fat guitar distortion and Mullen's parade-ground drumming, the last so sharp and hard all the way through that it's difficult to tell how much is him and how much is looping (that is a compliment). The Edge takes one of his few extended guitar solos at the end of "Unknown Caller," a straightforward, elegiac break with a worn, notched edge to his treble tone. "White as Snow" is mostly alpine quiet — guitar, keyboard, Bono and harmonies, like the Doors' "The Crystal Ship" crossed with an Appalachian ballad. "Cedars of Lebanon" ends the album much as "The Wanderer" did on Zooropa, a triumph of bare minimums (this time it's Bono going in circles, through wreckage, instead o

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  • Very Angry Girls
    luv Very Angry Girls

    You remember the band we were supposed to start up in Melbourne? hehe!

    How you been?

    26 weeks ago
  • Nicola
    Nicola

    Hey
    Hows it going.
    Not long till i go to the states now :D

    26 weeks ago
  • Stephen Armstrong
    Stephen Armstrong

    92 galant vr4

    30 weeks ago
  • Stephen Armstrong
    Stephen Armstrong

    Come the fuck back to christchurch

    31 weeks ago
  • Doctor Harding
    Doctor Harding

    You too :]

    Sweet, my mate would be jealous then, its his dream to move to Aussie :P

    Lol sounds like an alright life mate. Glad your enjoying.

    Mostly music, enjoying the nice weather when its around, trying to find a temporary job (im off back to school in september to get a levels so I can go to University), and doing anything to keep me occupied =]

    Solidarity

    32 weeks ago
  • Doctor Harding
    Doctor Harding

    Comrade, long time no discussion.

    How is life for you?

    Im glad to see you are still a regular participant in The Communist's Union.

    32 weeks ago
  • Matt Willcox
    Matt Willcox

    tres funk? what is that?? i am not french!!

    the more commonly used form of buttie is butt "oh butt, whats occurring?" etc.

    Its nearly summer here now :D

    33 weeks ago
  • Nicola
    Nicola

    Oh real? I am going to try and have a look at courses over in the states while I am over there after camp and try and get an idea and talk to a few people.

    36 weeks ago
  • Nicola
    Nicola

    I am looking forward to it. 16 weeks to go. I'm either thinking auzi or america. I thinking like study drama and do music in auz then go to the states. Or just go straight to the states.

    37 weeks ago
  • Nicola
    Nicola

    yea its ok. I got to look for another job coz I aint getting much at where I am now. Oh and I'm thinking bout moving overseas sometime after I come back from my trip.

    37 weeks ago
  • Nicola
    Nicola

    Hey what up?

    37 weeks ago
  • Samson
    Samson

    Thanks bro. You're appreciation is appreciated! You've put in a fair bit of work with some of the informative articles, so I feel it's only fair.

    37 weeks ago
  • Nicola
    Nicola

    Thanks for the advise on the music. And yes u r right about some people hu try to stop u. Have had that a few times.
    Yea sucks bout the fires ae. Have been listening to it on the news tonight and its horrible.
    That sucks bout ur air conditining. We have it at our work too and where i work u can hardly feel it so i dont know if its going or not lol.
    Yea thatd be cool to catch up. I'm going to America in June so might miss you but depends on what date you come over. What date are you looking at coming?

    38 weeks ago
  • Nicola
    Nicola

    Hahahaha yea I dont remember myself being an octopus either lol. :P
    Yea i'll send you our stuff when we have it recorded. Got 7 songs of ours last night coz I went swimming with our singer and one of her mates yesturday so she copied them for me. Tryed to get a few chords for a song last night but I was just sooo tired and couldnt think. So i am going to sit down and work at them tomorrow.It's hard to start at first but once you get going then it good lol.
    Have read the songs that i got yesturday and there good. I have to design our first album cover too and have got a few ideas for that. This is soo exciting lol. I hope this all goes well for us ae. Coz we so want it and its all of our dreams.

    How is auz? Coping with the heat? We are meant to be having a hot day today and tomorrow. When you coming back?
    Could you join our fans bit on our band page pleasse? :D

    39 weeks ago
  • Nicola
    Nicola

    Hahaha. Um well yea i guess. But I'm gonna be the drummer in the band lol. I think ill be playing guitar in some songs but don't know yet. Um the style of music well we r sorting that part out tomorrrow aswell. But we have got a few ideas. I 'ms oo glad we have got some songs written tho lol.

    39 weeks ago
  • Nicola
    Nicola

    yea good. Yes i do lol. Could you become a fan of it please lol. Well we have got some songs written and we r getting together this weekend to make the tunes for them lol.

    39 weeks ago
  • Nicola
    Nicola

    Hey
    How are ya?

    39 weeks ago
  • Bush Man
    Bush Man

    Hey dude wtsup??

    Lng time no talk!!! Ru still in chch??

    50 weeks ago
  • Roddy
    Roddy

    hey man how u been

    53 weeks ago