A
- Available: Yup
- Age: 17
- Annoyances: The fact that people still tolerate serious cases of dickishness
- Afternoons or mornings: Nooons (I'd like mornings better if I could get out of bed though)

B
- Best Friend: Mental [:
- Beer: YUM
- Birthday: February 15th 1992
- Best month: June. It's warm.
- Best day: Sundays

C
- Crush: One or two
- Candy: You, baby ;D
- Colour: Bloo
- Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
- Criminal Record: What criminal record? I dunno whut you be talking about. What? Sorry, didn't hear tha- SHU'UP FOOL

D
- Day or Night: Night
- Dream Vehicle: VW van [:
- Dream: I can never remember them

E
- Easiest Person To Talk To: Jamie McCloud (face it, your name is wrong)
- Eggs: Scrambled like my brain waves
- End of the line: So I herd u liek mudkipz?
- Everday Routine (briefly): I don't have one. This is why I'm late for things.

F
- First Crush: Kermit ;D
- Fuck vs Feck: YA FECKIN BASTART
- Fave piece of clothing: The big black hooded thing that's like a monks habit... :S it's really comfy though ^__^
- Fave song: It changes daily
- Future: Events :]

G
- Gummy Bears or Gummy Worms: Bears cause they're FIT
- Giver or Taker: Give with a little take ;]
- Greatest moment in life: I don't have one Maybe when I moved in with my dad?
- Gold or Silver: Silver

H
- Hair: Bob-like, fluffy at the top. Layered.
- Happy: Often. If I'm not I tend to pretend I am. People get sick of me grinning all the time.
- Hat: Purple wool with stripes [:
- Hugs: My speciality is launching myself at people and wrapping my legs around them, hoping they'll fall over so I'll laugh ^__^

I
- Ice Cream: Phish Food
- Instrument: Too many to list. I get bored easily.
- Is there anything you would tell yourself 3 years ago: Things get better in your world, but not the one outside.
- Invisible for a Day: SPY [cue James Bond theme]

J
- Jewellry : My rainbow earrings [:
- Job: None.
- Jeans: are love

K
- Kids: I'm not sure, they irritate me. Although they sometimes make my face go like this :3
- King for the day: I'll have a penis, which will be rather strange O__o

L
- Lie ins: Couldn't live without them
- Longest Car Ride: 10 hrs
- Life!: Filled with fluff, cheese and clichés.

M
- Milk Flavor: Chocolate
- Music: I'll give pretty much anything a chance. I really like acoustic stuff though [:
N
- Number Of Siblings: One
- Number : 7
- Note to self: Eating hot chocolate fudge cake and cheesecake for breakfast is a bit extortionate, no? Try not to do it again. You may have a heart attack.

O
- One Wish: Not to be judged by appearance. It happens too often.
- One Phobia: Spiders. BIG spiders.
- One song: The World's Still Ending But It's Cool - Blue Skies
- One love: Stories that make my face go like this - :3

P
- Part Of Your Personality That You Like: Open minded-ness.
- Physical Feature on yourself you like: Yet to find one
- Physical Feature on opposite sex you like: Eyes/hands. SHUT UP IM WEIRD ;P

Q
- Quick or Slow: Mostly slow, but shockingly quick at times.
- Queen for the day: Well then I won't have a hypothetical penis, and that'd just confuse the people that saw me as king.

R
Reason 2 Smile : Friends
Reason 2 Cry: Reminiscing
Rolos vs Refreshers: Rolos

S
Song You Last Heard: Seek & Destroy - Kasabian
Song You Are Hearing: British Legion - Kasabian

T
- Tattoo: Not sure if I want one anymore...
- Time Now: 17:10
- Time For Bed: I don't have one.
- Time of Birth: IDK
- Treat: Coffee cake. It's fecking amazing.

U
- Useless: Me, usually (well, I'm told it)
- Unusual: Me again ^__^
- Umbrella or hood: Brella

V
- Vegetable You Hate: Tomatoes GAHHH WAIT! That's a fruit! Bugger. Cucumbers then.
- Vegetable You Love: Carrots
- Vertigo: Only if I stand/sit up too fast

W
- Worst Habits: The inability to shut up when I really should
- Worst Day: Fridays, strangely.
- Worst Person: Jo

1. YOUR RAP NAME (first initial of first name and last three or four letters of your last name):

Jien

2. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME (favourite colour and favourite animal):

Blue Giraffe

3. YOUR STAR WARS NAME (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, first 3 letters of mum's maiden name):

Obr Ju Sco

4. SUPERHERO NAME (“the”, your next favourite colour, favourite drink):

The Blue Irnbru (Y)

5. YOUR GANGSTA NAME(first four letters of name and izzle)

Julizzle

6. YOUR ACTION HERO NAME (first name of the main character in the last film you watched, last food you ate):

Bob Cornflakes

7. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME (your middle name and the street you live on)

Elizabeth Ewing

8. YOUR FOREIGN NAME (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your mums maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, and last letter of your mums middle name)

Urecdrt

9. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME (parent's middle names)

Mary Andrew

10.YOUR GOTH NAME (black, and the name of one of your pets)

Black Jack

Go to www. urbandictionary. com, and type in your answer to each question in the search box. Only use the first page.

1. Your name?
Julie
-a girl who talks too much but also very hottt!
omfgzz! shut up julie, your hot, lets make out
-Abominable creature. See yeti
-Another term for 'Hippo Penis,' commonly used when at your grandparents house.
Damn, did you see the size of that Julie?!

fuck!!!!!!

2. Nickname?
Julz
-a pet-name used by teeny-boppers referring to julian casablancas, lead singer of the strokes (yum, i know.)
"get your hands off my julz you bitch"
- Very kind, very kewl a bit crazy and confused a lot of the time also likes to say moo
"ahhhh julz loved by all"
"crap the crazy one"
-a sexc gurl that is so loveable and sweet she has a nice ass and a great smile if u see her ur day will be filled with joy and happyness julz is the BEST!

erm...........yay.........?????


3. Relationship status?
Single
-A choice of lifestyle commonly used as an exuse by a female in order to be free to play with other cocks and not feel guilty about it.
Guy to girl: "Why can't we keep going out? Things were great between us!"
Girl to guy: "I just want to be single for a while to see what it's like."

totally

4. You describe your best friend as?
Scary
-Seeing your mother naked
WARNING! By trying this out you may have the following side effects:
1. Heart attack
2. Tramatized
3. Burning eyes

xD

5. What should you be doing?
Homework
-Homework: (Noun) a punishment given to students by evil teachers after the students have already put in 7 hours of hard labor. (See evil, torture, wrong, cruel, unjust, satan, crap)
my satan teacher gave me crap
-An excuse to get your girlfriend over for a quicky.
Can you come over and help me do my homework?



6. Favorite Food?
Fries
-Fries is most always just plainly a term used to describe a moose.
wow! look at that fries!

wtf? I purposely avoided saying chips for a reason

7. Where do you live?
Kilbarchan - not defined yet
Scotland
-Invented everything of use in the world
-The country up north that says aboot and eh, and isn't Canada.
It is very patriotic and has some good local rugby teams, some top-quality football teams, great pies, beer, and an education system that 0wnz all others.
Only bad thing is the climate, which is a bit duff.

8. Finish the line: "the best thing[s] in your life is __?'
Family
-The close relationships among a body of human beings through blood. Usually are annoying and invasive around the holidays.
"You can pick your friends, but you can't pick your family. Unless you kill them, marry somebody and procreate to start a new one."


9. One word to describe yourself?
Retarded
-An "unofficial" (not recognized by dictionaries) slang descriptor for a person/thing/action/objec t, etc., or a combination of, which is one or more of the following:

a waste of time, abandoned, abject, abominable, abortive, absurd, afraid, aimless, anxious, apprehenaive, arid, arrested, assailable, atomic, awful, baby, babyish, backward, bad, banal, barmy, barren, base, baseless, bastard, beastly, beggarly, behind, beside the question, blah, bland, bogus, bomb, bootless, boyish, brainless, bromidic, bummer, caitiffcapricious, careless, catchpenny, characterless, cheap, checked, cheesy, childish, childlike, clichéd, cloying, coarse, colorless, common, commonplace, confusing, contemptible, cotemptible, controvertible, conventional, cool, corn, cornball, corny, corrupt, counterproductive, cowering, cracked, crap, crappy, craven, crazy, crud, cruddy, daffy, daft, dastardly, dazed, dead, deadpan, deficient, degraded, degrading, dejected, delayed, delusive, dense, dense, deplorable, depraved, despicable, destitute, detestable, devoid, diffident, dim, diminutive, dippy, directionless, dirty, disgraceful, dishonest, dishonorable, dismaye