Lozzy

HMS Noodle-Watoosh with Cap'n Headcase is the bestest ship in the whole wide world! WATOOSH! meep meep!

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  • from London
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  • Member since: May 2005
  • Last active: 25 weeks ago
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About Me

Tagline
Considering sane insanity!
Me, Myself, and I
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nser...

This is really cool!
The Other Half Of Me
Suzi Steel

Suzi Steel

luvvles yoo :P:P

Music
I am one of the very few people who can say they like everything. One song that gets on my nerves is that 'Umbrella' song, merely because it was so overplayed I've got bored of it. At the moment I'm going in for the old rock songs, but I'll give anything a go.
Films
I like watching movies, but i get really distracted in the cinema, so not many people take me! I prefer watching them on dvd at home! I will always love Rocky Horror, and I love the Herbie films (all 5), and all the old classics like Chitty, Great Escape and Sound of Music, and of course Mary Poppins.

Daydream Believer scares me. As does Rocky Horror, but that doesn't put me off. Daydream, however, is weird on a whole new scale. It suggests a fun-loving light hearted romcom, yet it's about a strip club! :O
Sports
I'll give most things a try, but with my general lack of fitness combined with my horribly skewed sense of balance I don't normally get very far. I love sailing, thats my main sport, but I haven't been able to go out for a while. I really want to try skiing sometime, and my mum's persuaded me to ask Iain if he'll take me curling so we'll see. I'm maybe going to be working for a watersports activity centre this summer so who knows what I'll be able to this list after that. =]
Scared Of
I'm terrified of so many things. I have recurrent nightmares about hoovers. Hoovers are work of the devil. They sook up things which aren't meant to be sooked up, and the things which need sooked up never are. They stress me out. The one's in my nightmare have teeth. Teeth aren't cool, unless they're shiney and white, and not being used to bite me.
Happiest When
I like being with my friends, and when I'm not with them I'm texting or msning or beboing or facebooking them, or talking to them on the phone. I like going to parties, but not very crazy ones where everyone gets drunk and falls out. Just the ones where people get tipsy and it's funny. I like going to church, and youth group. And of course snuggling up in my jammies with hot chocolate and a good book, in winter.
Favourite Quotes
Chin up little one - knock yourself out!

I can't DO two guys at once!

OMG! I didn't think it would be that long!

YOHO AHOY!

Pika Pika!

I love hobnobs! and hypenerness!

DID YOU JUST TAKE A PHOTO OF MY ASS?!

Run run run deeeeeefense!

Dr Kokanwaski - The Immune Systen Part Two: The Return of the Immune System!

This one time at band camp...

Hear me ROAR!

Waterballoon-splooosh!

The carpark is this way!!!

Are you SURE you're not gay?

You bring the stick if i bring the rope ;)

Who brought the figs?!

Now, class, this rowing boat is sexual because...

Ich lube du lotsly!!

The NAKED Eye - EYE PORN!

I watch bobbit porn and im proud!

Would you like a Piiiiii?

*glomp*

meep meep!!!

Awww thats a wee shame

Im gonna take my chelsea boot and take ya out! ayriyte?

Is it true that you can cut a worm in half then itll be TWO worms?!

Ya'awrite there daw? aye yersel hen? ayeee

Andandandandand*claps hands*
More Quotes
If you have sex you WILL get chlamydia and you WILL die!

It's not a bite... it's an affectionate nibble!

Heya Chompy

Wheres my shirt? Im not drunk! Am i happy? I dont know, im not drunk! I cant reach my feet...

I don't suck - I blow!

MAP SLAPPPP

Pirates vs Turkeys: gobble gobble YARG

DO ME! - dont say that!!! - do me then!

SURPRISE!!

Ahm well Scottish!

Omg im straddling my bed - sideways!

Its HO!! not SHUN! as in 'you're a dirty...'

It was the summer of BRNC!

watoosh!

Loz stole my trousers...

This is our second time round, we flew the first

Ai lavv yoo

i wuv you

You wanker!.. nice wanker?

It's ok to cry, people just think you're a wimp, but they can't hate you more than they do now

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  • todays date - london update!

    I'm tired! So so so so so tired! I didn't know it was possibly to still be awake when I'm this tired! The past few weeks have been so crazy, but this hostel is much nicer than the last, and the staff are about my age (well only two years older) so we can really have some banter which is nice. And the internet is cheap, and there's lots of people staying here long term which is brilliant - everyone looks out for each other. We're all going round to Robs house tonight, he used to live in the hostel but got a flat so we're having a house warming party! yay! But it'll be an early night for me, I've work tomorrow lol.

    I've taken up fire poi as well, which is basically fire on the end of a chain which you spin around you, its brilliant! I've been busking on south bank and made quite a bit of money - proffessional buskerism here I come!

    Was out at a little pub called 'The Gas Light' last night, £1 shots of Sambuca leads, it turns out, to a very drunken evening. Had my first Jaegar experiance as well - wow! It's like sugar in liquid form - hence my new-found love for it!

    So yeh, I've gotta go shower and get to work.

    Ya'll take care and keep in contact! xXx

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  • 8th February

    Wow! What a busy week it's been! I'm so glad I've been able to get online often, its really nice to see a friendly face sometimes (like yours Ryan - happy now?). Uhmm. I've just found out yesterday that Ive got a job as a chugger (charity mugger) when you attack folk on the streets on behalf of charities, so have to go and get my passport photos taken, so that I can get my ID pass to do it!

    Everyone at the hostel is so nice, and friendly as well. Its a real family atmosphere, with everyone giving good advice and looking out for one another!

    Gotta go cos im in an internet cafe, so Ill update this soon!

    (Oh btw, i was in hospital a few nights ago cos i thought id broken my leg, but luckily it was only sprained! who would have known that london ambulances are actually yellow instead of white - maybe because of all the UV light that they get driving around at night from club to club picking up the drunks!! hehe)

    Love Lauren xXx

    0 Comments 640 days

  • My First Day

    Wow!

    I have been in London for a whole day now! This is my first full day, and it's a Sunday so all the shops are closed. I've met up with Tristan and Alex, and I've met loads of people at the hostel. Although there are definetly a few bugs about ()yuck!) it seems pretty ok. The people are really funny, theres some Irish folk, and some drunk folk, and ever a person who's almost a Doctor (in criminology!!!).


    i've been to the arcade and to Wagamamas (woo chopsticks) and to a lovely little ice cream parlour and of course to Camden Market.

    Thanks to Tristan I'm no longer (THAT) ashamed of my ringtone, so feel free to text or call ;)

    Chat soon :) xXx

    3 Comments 645 days

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  • Kirsty.
    Kirsty.

    oh, hi lauren :D
    how're you since the last time i saw you completly trashed? :L

    xxx

    2 weeks ago
  • Melanie Clark
    luv Melanie Clark

    hey how r u ive not spoke to u in ages
    i cant belive u live in london now tht amazing
    so wat have u been up 2?

    wb soon xxxx

    25 weeks ago
  • Pencil Face
    Pencil Face

    I hear you live on a high horse

    xx

    32 weeks ago
  • Aaron Dalgarno
    Aaron Dalgarno

    Serious Lauren :|

    34 weeks ago
  • Røzü
    luv Røzü

    awww thats nice:)

    Im getting on ok tbh yuu?
    Hope yuu have fun back in London.

    I was doing an NQ in social care but ive left it now so now im an unemployed tramp:(
    Answering yuur question: Im looking for a job just now and then come next august ill probs put in for a college course when ive decided what i wanna do, think i wanna go back to my arty side miss it from school:L

    wb soon xx

    55 weeks ago
  • Simply. Zoë
    luv Simply. Zoë

    Lauren you are a genibus.

    am coming home next weekend...

    should see ya!!

    55 weeks ago
  • Røzü
    luv Røzü

    Good to hear;)
    Um...im actually not liking it i mean I like the college and people but not the course:( so im leaving and coming back next year for a new course in something more creative...not decided what yet:L

    Yuu missing London at all then? I feel like going there again.

    wb soon xx

    56 weeks ago
  • Simply. Zoë
    luv Simply. Zoë

    Lolly Poppy!!!!!

    Uni rawks!!!!

    Piss ups. i stayed up till 4 watching Disney dvd's and getting wrecked in my flat because i've now got no money!!!

    (best not tell the mothers!!!)

    looooovvvveeee

    xxxx

    58 weeks ago
  • Calum
    Calum

    WHY AREN'T YOU DEAD YET?!?!

    60 weeks ago
  • Røzü
    luv Røzü

    HIYA!

    Totally bebo commenting yuu for a change lol instead of walling yuu on Facebook haha cause im all hardcore like and bebo is for cool people =/

    Are yuu enjoying yuur courses at college then?

    wb soon x

    61 weeks ago
  • Aaron Dalgarno
    luv Aaron Dalgarno

    SERIOUS LAUREN!
    :|

    62 weeks ago
  • Geraldine Catt

    sawp wanna hook up babe? I'm live on cam right now! all you gotta do is copy this link and hit me up my user names 1isa21 local-dating-cams.com oxox MuAh xoxo

    64 weeks ago via Mobile
  • Aaron Dalgarno
    luv Aaron Dalgarno

    You must really like those naughty webcams eh?

    66 weeks ago
  • Pencil Face
    luv Pencil Face

    Aaron?
    My name is Pencil Face
    Aaron just happens to be my other half.

    70 weeks ago
  • Pencil Face
    luv Pencil Face

    Do you like webcam whores?

    Who doesn't ;)
    xxx

    70 weeks ago
  • Rachael B
    luv Rachael B

    Hey lawren!! (emphasis on the ren bit)

    How is london treating you?

    I'm having a 'remember that summer two years ago' moment! That was totally our summer! All those sailing days...

    When you come back you have to leave time for you me and a boat

    Make it a date!!

    Hows the lovely boyf? :D The guy with the A-Z dates right?

    Can't wait till you come home!! :D

    Love love xxx

    72 weeks ago
  • Aaron Dalgarno
    Aaron Dalgarno

    My horoscope said I'm going to nag someone today...so i chose you.
    Come up to Scotland, when you coming to Scotland, why aren't you already in Scotland, do you know where Scotland is, are you still Scottish, do you like Scotland, do you want Scotland to be independant, do you pretend Scotland is part of England now, you are Scotland.

    Notice I asked questions and didn't use a "?" and ended it all in a statement?

    73 weeks ago
  • Aaron Dalgarno
    luv Aaron Dalgarno

    Serious Lauren :|

    73 weeks ago
  • Aaron Dalgarno
    Aaron Dalgarno

    PS.
    What is a baby human called? :S
    xx

    74 weeks ago