Kyle Is Better Than You

I just wish that sometimes I could control these FUCKING MOOD SWINGS. (Spaaaaaced. <3)

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  • from Inverness/Aberdonia
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  • Member since: May 2005
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FOUR ARMS, FOUR LEGS, IT'S LIKE MAKING LOVE TO A MANSPIDER.
Me, Myself, and I
My name's Kyle Joseph Magnus Walker, and I'm secretly a lesbian.

Most of my time at the moment is taken up by University or work. Both are necessary evils, alas. xD

My free time includes drinking, socialising and drama.

KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK

lovelifelove


BTW, I married Kate. xD

~Kay DoubleYou
The Other Half Of Me
Atreus T

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SHIT ACKBAR, THOSE COMMIES HAVE GUNS.

Aural Sex
Smashing Pumpkins, Tool, System of a Down, Dresden Dolls, Crystal Castles, Florence and the Machine, Bright Eyes
Televisual Entertainment
I religiously watch Doctor Who, with the old ones I'm just starting to get into properly. Other vices include Mock the Week (although now Frankie's gone...D=), Spaced, Scrubs and Black Books. Anything that makes me smile, really.
Cinematics
Not really much of a film nut, tbh...however, I do enjoy Pirates of the Caribbean, Battle Royale and Snakes on a Plane. Because with the latter, who doesn't? MOTHERFUCKER.
The Joy of Text
I fanwank over Discworld. Nuff said.
The Divine Comedy
I absolutely adore stand-up comedy. My favourites will always be Eddie Izzard, Bill Hicks and Dylan Moran, although I also enjoy Bill Bailey, Dara O' Brien, Frankie Boyle, Russell Howard, Tim Minchin, Russell Brand and Greg Davies.
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ICE FISHING.

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  • SAYONARAFEST

    HAY KIDS. DO YOU LIKE NIGHTS OUT?

    Then you better swing yer ass through to the Ness on Saturday 12th September for a night of fun, frivolity and fucking fabulous banter.

    We'll be meeting at about seven o'clock at the good old fashioned Kings Highway (Wetherspoons for those of you who don't work there), and taking it from there. Ideally we'll all end up absolutely wankered, found in the morning headfirst in a bin.

    Alas, 18 and over only.

    Leave us a comment here saying if you wish to come along and say your tearful farewells to me.

    2 Comments 68 days

  • Another Quiz of Epic Questions. =O

    All you have to do is copy, paste, and fill it in. What could be easier?
    1. Who are you?
    2. Are we friends?
    3. When and how did we meet?
    4. Do you have a crush on me?
    5. Could you ever love me?
    6. Have you ever wanted to punch me?
    7. Give me a nickname and explain why?
    8. Describe me in one word?
    9. What was your first impression of me?
    10. Do you still think the same?
    11. What reminds you of me?
    12. If you could give me anything what would it be?
    13. How well do you know me (if in doubt take the quiz)?
    14. What do you like best about me?
    15. When was the last time you saw me?
    16. Ever wanted to tell me something you couldn’t?
    17. Anything to say before you go?
    18. Are you going to post this on your blog and see what I think of you?

    10 Comments 445 days

  • A Quiz of Epic Boredom (stolen off half the intarwebz)

    Three Q Quiz
    THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
    1. Play on stage.
    2. Go travelling.
    3. Have a relationship that's not a planecrash. xD

    THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
    1. Kyle
    2. Feet
    3. "Oi, prick"

    THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
    1. Eyes
    2. Hair
    3. Ahahahaha Hands

    THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
    1. Scottish
    2. My mother was born in Germany. >_> Yay army kids. =O
    3. Well, Scottish are descended from the Irish, technically...=D

    THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
    1. Heights
    2. Eggs (not so much scare me, as physically repulse, but they're much and such the same thing, tbh)
    3. Being alone

    THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
    1. MP3 Player
    2. Phone
    3. Witty banter! =D

    THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
    1. Underwear. Duh. xD
    2. My ring.
    3. Trousers.

    THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS/MUSICAL ARTISTS:
    1. Tool
    2. Smashing Pumpkins
    3. System of a Down

    THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS:
    1. Stinkfist - Tool
    2. Aerials - System of a Down
    3. Gravity - Dresden Dolls

    THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
    1. A similar sense of humour
    2. Intelligence
    3. Keira Knightley Trust. >_> xD

    TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE (in no particular order):
    1. I've pulled more guys than most of my female friends
    2. I'm rarely seen without my hat
    3. I don't consider myself a nice person

    THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES
    1. Playing my geetarz.
    2. Partying with my friends.
    3. Reading. <333

    THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
    1. Smoke.
    2. Party.
    3. You. =)

    THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING/YOU'VE CONSIDERED:
    1. Rock star (living the dream, baybeh. >_>)
    2. Journalist
    3. Script writer/editor

    THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
    1. Holland
    2. Canada
    3. Japan

    THREE KID'S NAMES YOU LIKE:
    1. Kyle, obviously. xD
    2. Alex (for both genders, but particularly female. Alexandria = win. xD)
    3. Shamus. =O

    THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A GIRL:
    1. I love a good bitch.
    2. I hate fighting.
    3. I like cleanliness.

    THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A BOY:
    1. I have a cock. xD
    2. I'm constantly thinking about, saying or doing filthy things.
    3. I'm good at guarding my emotions to most people.

    2 Comments 464 days

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Kyle Is Better Than You says "I just wish that sometimes I could control these FUCKING MOOD SWINGS. (Spaaaaaced. <3)"
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facebook Kyle Is Better Than You Posted a status update: After the first three hours, tonight was dead. Had some rather good times in the end, tbh. =).
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twitter Kyle Is Better Than You posted on Twitter: WOOP WOOP. I am in a rather lovely mood for some reason. =D That'll change at six, when I start work. xD.
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  • Fiona
    luv Fiona

    hey how are you,sorry for leaving abruptly :) .x

    4 days ago via Mobile
  • Loowee-Loowee.
    Loowee-Loowee.

    And if you agree with that
    You'd sing me passages from the Qur'an
    Wearing nothing but a bob the builder hat
    To the tune of Waltzing Matilda
    I just love the combination
    OF ISLAM, NATIONALISM AND BUILDAAAAAA

    6 days ago
  • Loowee-Loowee.
    Loowee-Loowee.

    OMG you like Tim Minchin? Awesome :D

    Love is not all wine and roses, sometimes it's handcuffs and cheese..

    Yeah. Ok. =)

    6 days ago
  • Mark Phinn
    Mark Phinn

    Kyle . . . i have been expecting you dear.
    how are ya honey? miss you

    1 week ago
  • Raralara
    Raralara

    No, but I win 100 gil and a pheonix down :D

    1 week ago
  • Raralara
    Raralara

    Then it would seem my work is done :D

    1 week ago
  • Raralara
    Raralara

    TEMPTATION

    1 week ago
  • Raralara
    Raralara

    JUST GIVE IN

    1 week ago
  • Raralara
    Raralara

    GIVE INTO TEMPTATION

    *evil*

    1 week ago
  • Andreas Aridas
    Andreas Aridas

    am goin as the hitcher haha:L ! wt bout u? sound,il gues il phone u after then lol shud b an epic night;)

    1 week ago
  • O'Couture
    O'Couture

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    1 week ago
  • Fiona
    Fiona

    lol,nope erins on.im bored.got an interview tomorow,better iron the white shirt :( lol.i just realised,iv being lying in the same place for hours now.cant be assed.what you up to?

    1 week ago via Mobile
  • Fiona
    Fiona

    il tell you when your up.and yes,you are the real pope lol.pitty jesus only gave you the power to make money.a pope that loves the dope lol.xx

    1 week ago via Mobile
  • Fiona
    Fiona

    meh, life in general.inverness. pubs are good banter with u.like your new pic

    1 week ago via Mobile
  • Fiona
    Fiona

    yeah,my partys on the saturday night,but pubs first might be an idea. iv been crap xx

    1 week ago via Mobile
  • Fiona
    Fiona

    excellent.so many people to sesh with and so little time lol? how have you been?i heard you found katherine :) xxxx

    1 week ago via Mobile
  • Fiona
    Fiona

    im hopefuly getting a party for that weekend,interested :D xxxxx

    1 week ago via Mobile
  • Andreas Aridas
    luv Andreas Aridas

    alrit bogle lol:D wat r ur plans 4 halloween??? coz im throo wiv katy and so should doug jonny and super fag yaa lol wb

    1 week ago
  • Craig Cooper
    Craig Cooper

    klkl well gimme a shout wen u up man

    2 weeks ago
  • Steven Ward
    Steven Ward

    cant do a manspider but how about a spider dijon?i hear he make love for one month and a half at a time...

    2 weeks ago via Mobile