Kyle Is Better Than You
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- FOUR ARMS, FOUR LEGS, IT'S LIKE MAKING LOVE TO A MANSPIDER.
- Me, Myself, and I
- My name's Kyle Joseph Magnus Walker, and I'm secretly a lesbian.
Most of my time at the moment is taken up by University or work. Both are necessary evils, alas. xD
My free time includes drinking, socialising and drama.
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK
lovelifelove
BTW, I married Kate. xD
~Kay DoubleYou
- Aural Sex
- Smashing Pumpkins, Tool, System of a Down, Dresden Dolls, Crystal Castles, Florence and the Machine, Bright Eyes
- Televisual Entertainment
- I religiously watch Doctor Who, with the old ones I'm just starting to get into properly. Other vices include Mock the Week (although now Frankie's gone...D=), Spaced, Scrubs and Black Books. Anything that makes me smile, really.
- Cinematics
- Not really much of a film nut, tbh...however, I do enjoy Pirates of the Caribbean, Battle Royale and Snakes on a Plane. Because with the latter, who doesn't? MOTHERFUCKER.
- The Joy of Text
- I fanwank over Discworld. Nuff said.
- The Divine Comedy
- I absolutely adore stand-up comedy. My favourites will always be Eddie Izzard, Bill Hicks and Dylan Moran, although I also enjoy Bill Bailey, Dara O' Brien, Frankie Boyle, Russell Howard, Tim Minchin, Russell Brand and Greg Davies.
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SAYONARAFEST
HAY KIDS. DO YOU LIKE NIGHTS OUT?
Then you better swing yer ass through to the Ness on Saturday 12th September for a night of fun, frivolity andfuckingfabulous banter.
We'll be meeting at about seven o'clock at the good old fashioned Kings Highway (Wetherspoons for those of you who don't work there), and taking it from there. Ideally we'll all end up absolutely wankered, found in the morning headfirst in a bin.
Alas, 18 and over only.
Leave us a comment here saying if you wish to come along and say your tearful farewells to me.2 Comments 68 days
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Another Quiz of Epic Questions. =O
All you have to do is copy, paste, and fill it in. What could be easier?
1. Who are you?
2. Are we friends?
3. When and how did we meet?
4. Do you have a crush on me?
5. Could you ever love me?
6. Have you ever wanted to punch me?
7. Give me a nickname and explain why?
8. Describe me in one word?
9. What was your first impression of me?
10. Do you still think the same?
11. What reminds you of me?
12. If you could give me anything what would it be?
13. How well do you know me (if in doubt take the quiz)?
14. What do you like best about me?
15. When was the last time you saw me?
16. Ever wanted to tell me something you couldn’t?
17. Anything to say before you go?
18. Are you going to post this on your blog and see what I think of you?10 Comments 445 days
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A Quiz of Epic Boredom (stolen off half the intarwebz)
Three Q Quiz
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. Play on stage.
2. Go travelling.
3. Have a relationship that's not a planecrash. xD
THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. Kyle
2. Feet
3. "Oi, prick"
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. Eyes
2. Hair
3.AhahahahaHands
THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
1. Scottish
2. My mother was born in Germany. >_> Yay army kids. =O
3. Well, Scottish are descended from the Irish, technically...=D
THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1. Heights
2. Eggs (not so much scare me, as physically repulse, but they're much and such the same thing, tbh)
3. Being alone
THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. MP3 Player
2. Phone
3. Witty banter! =D
THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. Underwear. Duh. xD
2. My ring.
3. Trousers.
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS/MUSICAL ARTISTS:
1. Tool
2. Smashing Pumpkins
3. System of a Down
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS:
1. Stinkfist - Tool
2. Aerials - System of a Down
3. Gravity - Dresden Dolls
THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
1. A similar sense of humour
2. Intelligence
3.Keira KnightleyTrust. >_> xD
TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE (in no particular order):
1. I've pulled more guys than most of my female friends
2. I'm rarely seen without my hat
3. I don't consider myself a nice person
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES
1. Playing my geetarz.
2. Partying with my friends.
3. Reading. <333
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. Smoke.
2. Party.
3. You. =)
THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING/YOU'VE CONSIDERED:
1. Rock star (living the dream, baybeh. >_>)
2. Journalist
3. Script writer/editor
THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
1. Holland
2. Canada
3. Japan
THREE KID'S NAMES YOU LIKE:
1. Kyle, obviously. xD
2. Alex (for both genders, but particularly female. Alexandria = win. xD)
3. Shamus. =O
THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A GIRL:
1. I love a good bitch.
2. I hate fighting.
3. I like cleanliness.
THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A BOY:
1. I have a cock. xD
2. I'm constantly thinking about, saying or doing filthy things.
3. I'm good at guarding my emotions to most people.2 Comments 464 days
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Loowee-Loowee.6 days agoAnd if you agree with that
You'd sing me passages from the Qur'an
Wearing nothing but a bob the builder hat
To the tune of Waltzing Matilda
I just love the combination
OF ISLAM, NATIONALISM AND BUILDAAAAAA -
Loowee-Loowee.6 days agoOMG you like Tim Minchin? Awesome
Love is not all wine and roses, sometimes it's handcuffs and cheese..
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Mark Phinn1 week agoKyle . . . i have been expecting you dear.
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Raralara1 week agoNo, but I win 100 gil and a pheonix down
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Raralara1 week agoThen it would seem my work is done
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Raralara1 week agoTEMPTATION
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Raralara1 week agoJUST GIVE IN
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Raralara1 week agoGIVE INTO TEMPTATION
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Andreas Aridas1 week agoam goin as the hitcher haha
! wt bout u? sound,il gues il phone u after then lol shud b an epic night
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Fiona
lol,nope erins on.im bored.got an interview tomorow,better iron the white shirt
lol.i just realised,iv being lying in the same place for hours now.cant be assed.what you up to?
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Fiona
il tell you when your up.and yes,you are the real pope lol.pitty jesus only gave you the power to make money.a pope that loves the dope lol.xx
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Fiona
excellent.so many people to sesh with and so little time lol? how have you been?i heard you found katherine
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Andreas Aridas
alrit bogle lol
wat r ur plans 4 halloween??? coz im throo wiv katy and so should doug jonny and super fag yaa lol wb
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Craig Cooper2 weeks agoklkl well gimme a shout wen u up man
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Steven Ward
cant do a manspider but how about a spider dijon?i hear he make love for one month and a half at a time...























Beat me, beat me with your ridin' stick, beat me!
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