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- But In My Dreams I Can Hear Her Voice, A Flame In The Dark, A Forgotten Might Makes Me Chill...
- Ich über mich
- The future holds a silence yet
Do you dare take the next step?
Trapped in deaf frequencies
Better dance to the sound of today
There's a difference
Between what we say
And what you understand
In your own way
Just like you
We're not going with the flow
For the wild river
Is changing it's course
For no one knows
For ourselves and nothing more
That's what we are standing for
Don't you try to prove us wrong
This is the sound of today
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- im bored...really really bored, so am gonna write it out in order ~_~ Agalloch, Alestorm, Alien Ant Farm, American Head Charge, Amon Amarth, Amorphis, Anthrax, Apocalyptica, Asmegin, Borknagar, Breed 77, Butthole Surfers, Byzantine, Cannae, Cannible Corpse, Children Of Bodom, Chimera, CKY, Coal Chamber, Cruxshadows, Dead Kennedys, Deathstars, Deep Purple, Demons and Wizards, Dethklok, Devildriver, Dimmu Borgir, Disown, Disturbed, Dream Evil, Elvenking, Emperor, Ensiferum, Falkenbach, Fear Factory, Finntroll, Firewind, Five Finger Death Punch, Foo Fighters, Fun Lovin' Criminals, Godsmack, Gwar, Himsa, Iced Earth, Ill Nino, Immortal, In Flames, Insomnium, Iron Maiden, Korpiklaani, Lamb Of God, Lumsk, Manowar, Metallica, Moonsorrow, Morbid Angel, Necrophagist, Nine Inch Nails, Nirvana, The Offspring, Opeth, Rob Zombie, Running Wild, Rush, Seether, Shadows Fall, Slayer, Soil, Soilwork, Sonata Arctica, Soulfly, Spiderbait, Spineshank, Strapping Young Lad, Sworn, Sworn Enemy, no space left..
- Films
- Joe Dirt, Bio Dome, The 13th Warrior, Top Gun, Full Metal Jacket, Hot shots, Hot Shots part duex, platoon, navy seals, predator, all alien films and more i cant remember
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- skateboarding, Guitar although its not a sport, basketball, Rock Climbin, Fishin
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- heights, spiders but only indoors
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- smashing things with club *evil face* or when im with sasya
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Jumbo Vampire Cherry Pie
Danish pastry by day, Jumbo Vampire Cherry Pie by night...
One night in a quiet peaceful town bakery, Count Fuckyermaw, the local vampire, attacks the store baker. The baker stabs Count Fuckyermaw with a spatula and his blood spills into a Danish pastry mixing bowl.
The next day the baker opens shop and the pastry is gone! No one knows what happened to the pastry, but some say, when the sun goes down, the vampire pastry emerges from its coff-tin, seeking the blood of the fat people who eat its pastry relatives. In the form of a jumbo vampire cherry pie, its irresistable to the fat people of the world, who prey on its kind.
Now the tables have turned....
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General Fiery Top and Major Accident Prone0 Kommentare 285 Tage
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Ireland
been here for like...em this is my fourth day i think, and its feckin awesome, fell in a fire, cut my hands to shit, and somehow cut my head :S donno what happened there, but aye tis damn good fun
no goin home without goin up this damn mountain ive been lookin at since i got here, not really wantin to go home actually, havin a great time here...ach well
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THIS IS SNEDDON OCEAN!!!
One day, Sneddon came across a humanitarian group trying to save a beached whale. Instead of helping, Sneddon turned around and started to take a piss. 30 minutes later the whale was happily swimming in the worlds largest urine pool, Sneddon Ocean.1 Kommentar 621 Tage
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| Song that always makes you sad | : Metallica - To live is to die |
| Last thing you bought | : Ammo |
| Last person you argued with | : john...not a real one though |
| Do you put butter before putting the jelly on | : em....on what |
| One of your nicknames as a kid | : sneddon |
| Did you ever own at one time a Nsync Cd | : did i fuck |
| Favorite day of the week | : monday through friday |
| Favorite Sundae topping | : cheese...nah i donno |
| Did you take Piano lessons | : nope |
| Most frequent song played | : probably a suidakra song |
| TV show you secretly enjoy | : i enjoy what i enjoy |
| Would you rather play basketball or hockey | : basketball, unless its grass hockey, used to play in a team |
| Date someone older or younger | : younger, doesnt really matter though |
| One place you could travel right now | : my bed |
| Do you use umbrellas | : why....its only water |
| Do you know all the words to your national anthem | : most likely |
| Favorite Cheese | : cheese cheese |
| Disturbed or My Chemical Romance | : disturbed....what a stupid question |
| Blondes or Brunettes | : hmmm...blondes |
| Best job you ever had | : college theatre technician |
| Did you go to your high school prom | : nope |
| Perfect time to wake up | : anytime after 1pm |
| Perfect time to go to bed | : anytime before 4am |
| Do you use your queen right away in chess | : dont play chess...checkers mutha fucka |
| Ever been in a car accident | : not a bad one |
| Closer to mom or dad...or neither | : my dads about a foot away |
| What do you call your sweetheart lovingly | : haw, short arse :p nah, depends |
| What decade during the 20th century would you have chosen to be a teenager | : 80's but id have to be about 20 |
| Favorite shoes you have EVER owned | : my ATF Alpha Army boots |
| Do you have an article of clothing from your childhood | : most probably...i just dont know about it |
| Were you in track and field | : a forest |
| Were you ever in a school talent show | : nope |
| Have you ever written in a library book | : couldve |
| Allergic to | : nothin i know of |
| Favorite fruit | : cheese....its a fruit |
| Have you watched sex and the city | : nope |
| Baseball hat or toque | : backwards cap |
| Do you shampoo first in the shower or soap | : shampoo, start at the top, work it down ;) |
| Wet the toothbrush or brush dry with the toothpaste | : wet |
| Pen or pencil | : pen...even for drawin |
| Have you ever gambled at a casino | : nope |
| Have you thrown up on a plane | : nope |
| Have you thrown up in a car | : nope |
| Have you thrown up at work | : aye :p |
| Do you scream on roller coasters | : nah |
| Who was your first prom date | : never had one |
| Who was your first roommate | : yer maw |
| What alcoholic beverage did you drink for the first time | : was famous grouse |
| What was your first job | : theatre technician |
| What was your first car | : a wee toy one |
| When did you first go to a funeral | : when i was like 8 or somethin |
| How old were you when you first moved away from your hometown | : i havent...unfortunately |
| Who was your first grade teacher | : be fucked if i know |
| When did you sneak out of your house for the first time | : dont have to sneak |
| Who was your first best friend and are you still friends with them | : nope |
| Where did you live the first time you moved out of your parent | : my grans |
| Who is the first person you call when you have a bad day | : no one |
| Whose wedding were you in, the first time you were a bridesmaid or a groomsman | : none yet |
| What is the first thing you do in the morning | : go back to sleep...its still mornin |
| What was the first concert you attended | : the offspring, splinter tour 2004 i think |
| First tattoo or piercing | : my right forearm |
| Where did you go on your first airplane ride | : lanzarote |
| First celebrity crush | : yer maw ;) |
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16 Stunden her
Sasya
youre riiiight, they wont need me to guide them, they knooow wherrre theyre going
cuz its a womans stuff, heehee
your tshirts have that drowsy effect on me.. which is trueee
i'll get to suckle iiif you caaan fit in the bag with mee
okaaay, maybe i doo
they bite?
thanks for the warning, hunny, i'll never go near a cricket agaaain
mmhmm, we never found it
dad can be a little nutso sometimes, he was all 'seek and destroy' the little jiminy cricket, with him holding the rake and me waving around the torch -_- i didnt notice the moon on monday
awww hunny
i was thinking about you too
i was thinking, we are oceans apart but we miiight be looking at the same full moon
i love you more than you know
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1 Tag her
Sasya
trueee.. want me to guide them therrre
heehee, your hands are gonna be in therrre for a long, looong time
myyy perfume bottle aaand nail polish, thats abooout it
heehee, just dun swing me back and forth too haaaard
heehee,if there're heaps of your tshirts in there, i would never wake up
you miiight see meee suckling my thumb
cmooon hunny, nott everyyything
the answer is.... living in thaaaat tree
crickets are super noisy
dad and i went hunting for the silly cricket at night one time cuz it kept us all awake
look out the window tonight hunny, theres a full moon, its so bright and beautiful, its like taking up most of the night sky
i love you forever, baby
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2 Tage her
Sasya
it iiis great
you dun need a bag like thaaat
nott dooown there.. but in there, hunny
ohh and there're zippers on the pockets so your hands cant get ooout, heehee.. okaaay youre right, stuff that you dun wanna know aboout
if youre carrying the bag hunny, i'll hiiide in it, heehee.. im gonna sleep like a baby if youuu put some of your tshirts in there too
awww, but there aaaare bats in that tree, must be a whooole family living in there
they make heaps of squeaky sounds during the night
it must be a pretty view, you knooow, with the bats out hunting over the loch and the sun starts to hide away for the night.. like that sunrise picture you showed meee
there're caves near the loch?
i love you, baby
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3 Tage her
Sasya
your army jackets liiike a huge bag
except you can wear it
is iiit the one you came over?
heehee, give me a good reason, hunny aaand i'll let your hands do some exploring in my pockets
weeell, girly stuff
i did that too
carrying arooound my big black shoulder-strap bag when theres nothing in iiit
mmhmm, a new buckles easier
a strong super glue miiiight just mess things up
i know its cwaaazy.. but it could be the bats
maaaybe mummy bat doesnt want her baby bat to sleep during the night, so she snag the balloon for him so he can play
it must be amazing
i like listening to their squeaky-squeaky sounds
i love you always, hunny
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Baz4 Tage herALright mate,
How you been keeping?.
Softing much?, am heading back to s8 this weekend, fancy comming along if you aint working or that?.
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4 Tage her
Sasya
you caaan fit all that in your pockets
maaaaybe cuz your jackets pockets are huge and deeeeep.. are theyyy?
my skirt's pockets are only deep enough forrr my ez-link card and phone
awww, do youuu or do you nott wanna knooow
which is it, hunny?
aaand i dun keep that, 'nasty' stuff in the pouch
trueee, i'll just get tempted to throw mooore stuff in the bigger bag
but there must be a super glue thats super strong enough forrr that kinda plastic.. hmmm, theres an art shop here thats sells different types of super glues, even the industry super glue kind
orrr get a new buckle, baby
oh waaait, maybe its the bat
theres a bat's nest in that tree so they must stole the balloon
awww hunny, i did told youuu
i love you, hunny
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5 Tage her
Sasya
i dunno, i liiike to bring heaps of stuff to work
i haaave a book, wallet, psp, notes, a sketchbook, some pencils, a little woman's pouch
some chocolate bars and a bag of marshmallows in my bag
youre right, maaaybe i should cut down some of the stuff
or just bring a bigger bag
have you tried super-gluing it, baby?
ohh orrr you could get a new buckle and replace it
awww baby, did they stop you at the airport when they saw you carrying the skateboard?
okaaay this is really random, but theres a piiink balloon stuck in a tree outside my window
awww
my heart beats all funny when i see you
mmhmm, dun stop yourself hunny
thaaat wasnt really dirty on msn, heehee.. i love you very much
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6 Tage her
Sasya
the thimbles too big for my finger, kept slipping off
youre riiight, i should probably go for a different one.. its my fault, the bag's too small, i shouldnt put too much stuff in it
can youuu use the buckle still?
awww baby, i told you i could get a bag for your skateboard
i think my backpack could fit a board
heehee, we'll definitely have to find that ooout
mmhmm trueee, we'll leave each other breathless like thaaat
you knooow iii cant stop myyyself kissing youuu
my noises gonna go un-muffled.. i hope it wont be so loooud
awww baby, its really dirty
i love you, hunny
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1 Woche her
Sasya
mmhmm, the another one
the thick needle almost poked my finger
i'll buy a new one that looks like the old bag.. i wont get the exact same though
awww baby, does the buckle comes with an adjustable strap? try nott to buckle it so tiiight, cuz thaaat might rip it off
the suitcase did look big, hunny
maaaybe cuz of myyy size, it made it looked huuuge
i wish you could
hmm.. i think thaaat method will work
ohh thaaat part of you will be causing me to make heaps of noises, but if you were plaaaning to kiss me a lott, i dun think i'll be thaaat.... noisy
cuz the sounds will be liiike muffled
heehee trueee, but i think we caaan, if you doo your part aaand i do miiine
okay, thaaats kinkyyy, eeesh
awww
i love you hunny, i always do
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1 Woche her
Sasya
i tried sewing it, but i bent the needle so bad.. aaand the needle was thick
oh well, i'll buy a new one
awww baby, was it the buckle-strap on the chest?
nooo, nott the rucksack hunny, the big, biiig bag, the one with the wheels
iii could hide in it, heehee.. really, that is soo cool
mmhmm, we get to talk more, thast the best part
i miiight be getting windows xp
eaaasy, you'll haaave to kiss me a lott
wanna shaare with me thaaat new method
i love you so much too, baby
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1 Woche her
Sasya
it was my favorite bag
youre right, maaaybe i pull on it too hard
it had the right size and its really light.. even though it looked heavy
awww hunny
can the bag be used still?
aaand that was the biggest army bag ive ever seen.. its awesooome
awww thats nott faaair, why are they cutting your working hours?
look on the bright side, hunny, you miiight be losing some money but youve an extra day-off
mmhmm, windows vista is really iiis annoying, i got 3 security updates now.. it miiight be 5 later tonight
heehee, you'll have to swallow my noises
it wouuuld work
orrrr you you could just turn on the tv or play some music
baby, your kisses will never keep me quiet.. i wiiill make a sound
awww
i love you too, more than you will ever know
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1 Woche her
Sasya
i think i aaam losing it, hunny :s first, my bag strap's broken
aaand working on the kids christmas concert is cwaaazy
glaaad weekends almost here, teehee.. nooo its nott fancy-shmancy, baby
mp4 maay look snazzy but really, its lousy
my mp3 couldnt work with my computer anymore
i think the updatings are jamming things uuup, couldnt download songs in my mp3
i had to get the mp4, bought it last christmas, took away my whooole paycheck
it works okay with the computer so far
heehee, then im gonna make heaps of funny noises, hunny
i love you so much too, hunny
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1 Woche her
Sasya
i'll never leave you
if im going.. i'll be all alone too
mmhmm, youre riiight
from wherrre i live, i think theyre pretty immune to our music.... maaaybe all those dogs barkings are turning them deaf
im meaaan
i thought i heard music, when theres no music
liiike today, i thought i hear ffdp aaand my mp4 wasnt with meee
i'll squirm, baby
you know, i mooove a lott
heehee, iif youuu can stand with my funny noises, i wont stop
and i wont stop saying this words to you cuz i'll never get tired of saying them, i love you, hunny
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1 Woche her
Sasya
awww nooo breakings hunny, am nott gonna make you go to jail again
mmhmm, trueee
you know, we're aaactually letting people around you hear free with our loud music forrr freee
i just say, im laaate
ohh im suuure i cant squirm much with your extra locking pin
cuz the locking pin wiiill be in so deep
i love you so much, baby
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1 Woche her
Sasya
heehee, awww
but what if they caught youuu while youre breaking me out?
i dun want you to go to jail cuz of mee
i love your smile, hunny, i really do
mmhmm, i always play it at full volume
except when im at work
my neighbours are old people, so when they talk to you, they just keep talking on and on, theres no stopping
i got trapped a few times, i had to stand there for abooout 30 minutes, nodding
so now i just smile and bolt
but it'll be toooo slippery, baby
ohh,i will look
hmm, something stronger liiike steel?
steel's always changing, im nott, im pretty stubborn cuz i'll love you, always
i love you, hunny
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1 Woche her
Sasya
iiif i do go to jail, pweeease visit me aaand ohh, dun forget to bring me cookie dough too
i just smiled at them
if they doo say something, i cant hear them anyway, my ears are always covered
think the toppings will move around a lot?
if i aaam, just sandwiched me tiiighter, hunny
you caaan eat really slooow, hunny
it miiight awaaaken your appetite
weeell, miss winsy churns the butter
youre right, i didnt wanna let you see i was looking, i was going undercover at thaaat time, heehee.. ive never loved anyone as much as ive loved you too, hunny
mmhmm, superglue isnt strong enough
we need something better.. how abooout a cement-mix :p i love you so much, hunny
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2 Wochen her
Sasya
dismantling the car is pretty broootal
mmhmm, i'll get both, jail aaand fined
awww
i dun usually talk with my neighbors
heehee, but youuu could be the slice of bread, can i be the toppings, can i, can iii pweeease
mmhmm, youre right
weeell, we caaan have both
depends how fast or slooow we eat
nott the real butterrr
okaay, i was aactually stealing glances at mr winky
awww hunny
im very suuure i wanna be stuck with you
hmm, now wherrres the super glue
i love you always, baby
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2 Wochen her
Sasya
heehee, your way would definitely work, it'd send a clear message to the neighbors :p do you get to see your grans neighbors more often?
weeell *ahem*.. there're 2 kinda sandwiches
one's just a topping on a slice of bread aaand the other type is two slices of bread with one filling betweeen them
its your choice, baby
but youve to coat the bread with butter, melty butter is better cuz it haaas a smoothy-smoothy texture
heehee, i dun looked at mr winky, hunny.. i staaared
miss winsy was hungry too.. hungry for youuu
lets get fuuused
i love you, hunny
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2 Wochen her
Sasya
trueee, ive never ask any questions
my dad did the exact same thing
the neighbor just bought a barbeque bench, the kind where you gotta d.i.y.. they put it outside our door, my dad got pissed, he lifted everything and stacked them near the sidewalk
got them surprised when they saw their stuff out therrre
heehee, youuu did the riight thing
ive 2 neighbors that i dun like, one keeps monster dogs and the other one cooks food with really funny smell :s
i love your kisses, i really do
you wanna know more, baby.. weeell, we'll play sandwich
heehee, trying nott to stare at the towel tent was really a hard thing for me to do
if you caught me looking dooown, im sowwy
cmoon, how am i nott supposed to nott notice that
thaaat wasnt any random pole, baby.. that was big, hungry mr winky in his very essence
mmhmm, want me to fuse with youuu, baby?
hunny, i love you so much
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2 Wochen her
Sasya
awww okay
oh well, i just ignore them
im slooowly destroying their garden.. nott really destroying but kinda like pretending you dun see them while walking out
is thaaat destroying?
their overgrown ferns are growing in our area -_- whyy they hate youuu.. what did you doooo, hunny?
am nott telling.. okay, i'll tell you hunny, iiif you kiss me cuz your kisses are like myyy inspiration
mmhmm, my imagination dooo feed miss winsy, heehee.. awww baby, theyre kinky, very kinkyyy
i was really sad that youre going home
i felt your trouser tent, baby and i found it really very eye-luring
how abooout the brown jelly-belly ones with white splodges?
i like to mix them
each jelly-belly is totally uniiiique.. but fuse one with another, something neeew is created automagically.. mmmm
i like cough drops that tastes reeeally minty, the kind that leaves your tongue spiced-up for a wee while
i dun like the bitter kind
i love you always, baby
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