You and I, left alone cannot be trusted
There's a lust we can't control
Slowly undress, chest to chest
And unless I say goodnight,
I know we're only gonna go too far
Please, I'm not quite ready for that next level
One kiss and that spells trouble (Trouble)

[Chorus:]
But you could talk me in, talk me into it
If you wanted to
You could talk me in, talk me into it
If you only knew
Yeah I'm likin', I'm likin' the way you do-o-o (Do-o-o)
What you do-o-o to me

I, I don't wanna lose control
Control, control, control
But then again I,
I think I wanna lose control
Control, control, control
Ain't nothing wrong with a little bit of...
Trouble, trouble, trouble, trouble, trouble
Tro-uble, trouble, trouble, trouble
You and me that equals...
Trouble, trouble, trouble, trouble, trouble
Tro-uble, trouble, trouble, trouble
Ain't nothing wrong with a little bit of

I get down, I surprise you
Don't you push me
Let me in your crib today,
Next day I'll snatch the goods away
You're not listenin', watch me now,
'Cause I'm a good girl but I could be bad
You're not quite there, you're not on my level
Trust me, for you I 'm trouble

(Chorus)

This is a warning, I'm warnin' ya
You're taking too long, (Too) too long
Tryin' play look back and be cool
But boy you're playin' it wrong,
Playin' it wrong

Now it's in your eyes, (Eyes)
You're really-really (Really-really)
Lookin' (Lookin') like you wanna do somethin'
Like-like you wanna do somethin' (Do somethin')

Boy you better get right (Get right)
If you don't (If you don't),
You're gonna mess around and lose somethin'
You're mess around and lose somethin' (Lose somethin')

I, I don't wanna lose control
Control, control, control
But then again I,
I think I wanna lose control
Control, control
Ain't nothing wrong with a little bit of...
Trouble, trouble, trouble, trouble, trouble
Tro-uble, trouble, trouble, trouble
You and me that equals...
Trouble, trouble, trouble, trouble, trouble
Tro-uble, trouble, trouble, trouble
Ain't nothing wrong with a little bit of

So lemme just say this to the four straight guys who are here, tonight, for you, coming to my show, it's gonna kinda be like being molested, you're gonna have to go to a safe place. I got nothing for you, you know how when you're getting molested, and, you know what I mean? The priest is here, and then you're getting molested and, you know, you had a nice dinner and then it's time for the molestation and you have to just go to a safe place. Maybe a hammock in Hawaii. Whatever that safe place is, for you four straight guys, go there, go there right now. I've got nothing for you, have a drink, have several. And to the ladies that bought them, you owe them a serious blowjob later. A serious committed blowjob, some ball-tickling and some swallowing, that's right. It's gonna be that kinda night. Sorry, I apologise. Sorry. I'm going long tonight, cause I got a lot of material for this fucking holiday CD.


~ Kathy Griffin from "Suckin' It for the Holidays"
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A - AVAILABLE: Not really.
B - BIRTHDAY: 31st July
C - CRUSHING ON: Someone hott.
D - DRINK YOU LAST HAD: Coffee
E - EASIEST PERSON TO TALK TO: Currently Ashleigh.
F - FAVORITE SONG: Everytime by sweetbox
G - GUMMY BEARS OR GUMMY WORMS: Worms
H - HOMETOWN: Nelson
I - IN LOVE WITH: Pop music!
J – JUGGLE: Almost.
K - KILLED SOMEONE: Of course. -_-
L - LONGEST CAR RIDE: 8 hours, bleh.
M- MILKSHAKE FLAVOR: Choc and Caramel
N - NUMBER OF SIBLINGS: 1 (well, sorta 2)
O - ONE WISH: Time travel.
P - PERSON YOU CALLED LAST: Work.
R - REASON TO SMILE: The amazing holidays.
S - SONG YOU LAST HEARD: 3 - Britney Spears
T - TIME YOU WOKE UP: 7.10am
U - UNDERWEAR COLOR: Yellow, grey, black and white
V - VEGETABLE(S): Roast kumara
W - WORST HABIT: Singing to myself.
X - X-RAYS YOU'VE HAD: Both arms.
Y - YOYOS ARE: Fun, for like a second.
Z - ZODIAC SIGN: Leo

Random Questions About You
Spell your name without vowels: jy rbrt sr
Your favorite number: 8
What color do you wear most?: Black
Least favorite color?: Yellow
What are you listening to? Britney Spears
Are you happy with your life right now? Not really.
What is your favorite class in school?: R.E. (easy!)
Who is your best friend: Hard to say.
When do you start back at school/college? Started today.
Are you outgoing?: Sort of.
Favorite pair of shoes?: New white ones.
Can you dance? Not well. xD
Can you tie a cherry stem with your mouth?: Nope.
Can you whistle?: Yeah
Write with both hands?: No
cross your eyes?: Not really.
Walk with your toes curled?: Yep, hurts though.

THE DO'S
Do you believe there is life on other planets: None nearby.
Do you believe in miracles?: Yes.
Do you believe in magic?: No (sadly).
Love at first sight?: No, love grows. (:
Do you believe in Santa?: No
Do you know how to swim? Yes.
Do you like roller coasters?: Sort of.
Do you think you could handle the stuff they eat on those reality shows?: No!

THE HAVES
Have you ever been on a plane?: Yes
Have you ever asked someone out?: Yes
Have you ever been asked out by someone? Yes
Have you ever been to the ocean? Yes
Have you ever painted your nails?: When I was little, yup.

THE WHATS
What is the temperature outside?: God knows. Like 17-18 degrees?
What radio station do you listen to?: The Edge
What was the last restaurant you ate at?: Chokdee
What was the last thing you bought?: Choc moosies from school canteen.
What was the last thing on TV you watched?: Michael Jackson THS
Who was the last person you IM'd: Mark I think.
Who was the last person you took a picture of: Not sure.
Who was the last person you said I love you to? Does my dog count? Otherwise my parents.

CRYING SECTION
Ever really cried your heart out?: Yes.
Ever cried yourself to sleep?: Yes.
Ever cried on your friend's shoulder?: Don't think so.
Ever cried over the opposite sex? Yes.
Do you cry when you get an injury?: Don't think so.
Do certain songs make you cry?: Sometimes.

HAPPY SECTION
Are you a happy person?: At times.
(funny the 'happy' section is so short)

CURRENTLY WEARING
What shirt are you wearing?: Flight of the Choncords
Pants: Fat pants.
Shoes?: Slippers.
Necklaces?: None.
Underwear: Yellow, grey, black and white

HAVE YOU EVER
Been to jail: No.
Mooned someone: No.
Laughed so hard you cried: No.
Cried in school: When I was little.
Thrown up in a store: No.
Wanted to be a model: Yes, lol, that dream died for obvi reasons.
Done something really stupid that you still laugh about: Yes.
Seen a dead body: Yes
Been on drugs: Nope
Gone skinny dipping: When I was little.

THIS OR THAT
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
McDonald's or Burger King: McDonald's
Single or Group Dates: Single
TV or Movie: TV
Guitar or Drums: Don't care.
Adidas or Nike: " "