IF YOU THINK YOU'RE HAVING A BAD DAY - THINK AGAIN!!


If you don't laugh out loud after you read this you are in a coma! This
is even funnier when you realize it's real! Next time you have a bad day
at work, think of this guy.

Rob is a commercial saturation diver for
Global Divers in Louisiana. He performs underwater repairs on offshore
drilling rigs. Below is an E-mail he sent to his sister. She then sent
it to a radio station in Ft. Wayne, Indiana, who was sponsoring a
worstjob experience contest. Needless to say, she won.



Hi Sue,

Just another note from your bottom-dwelling brother. Last week I had a
bad day at the office. I know you've been feeling down lately at work,
so I thought I would share my dilemma with you to make you realize it's
not so bad after all. Before I can tell you what happened to me, I first must bore you with a few technicalities of my job.

As you know, my office lies at the bottom of the sea. I wear a suit to
the office. It's a wetsuit. This time of year the water is quite cool.

So what we do to keep warm is this: We have a diesel-powered industrial
water heater. This $20,000 piece of equipment sucks the water out of
the sea, heats it to a delightful temperature, then pumps it down to
the diver through a garden hose which is taped to the air hose. Now
this sounds like a darn good plan, and I've used it several times with
no complaints.

What I do, when I get to the bottom and start working, is take the hose
and stuff it down the back of my wetsuit. This floods my whole suit
with warm water. It's like working in a Jacuzzi. Everything was going
well until all of a sudden, my bum started to itch. So, of course, I
scratched it. This only made things worse. Within a few seconds my bum
started to burn! I pulled the hose out from my back, but the damage was
done. In agony I realized what had happened. The hot water machine had
sucked up a jellyfish and pumped it into my suit.

Now, since I don't have any hair on my back, the jellyfish couldn't
stick to it. However, the crack of my bum was not as fortunate. When I
scratched what I thought was an itch, I was actually grinding the
jellyfish into the crack of my bum.

I informed the dive supervisor of my dilemma over the communicator. His
instructions were unclear due to the fact that he, along with five
other divers, were all laughing hysterically Needless to say I aborted
the dive.

I was instructed to make three agonizing in-water decompression Stops
totalling thirty-five minutes before I could reach the surface to begin
my chamber dry decompression. When I arrived at the surface, I was
wearing nothing but my brass helmet.

As I climbed out of the water, the medic, with tears of laughter
running down his face, handed me a tube of cream and told me to rub it
on my bum as soon as I got in the chamber. The cream put the fire out,
but I couldn't poo for two days because my bum was swollen shut.

So, next time you're having a bad day at work, think about how much
Worse it would be if you had a jellyfish shoved up your bum . Now
repeat to yourself, I love my job, I love my job, I love my job."

Now
whenever you have a bad day, ask yourself, is this a jellyfish Bad day?

May you NEVER have a jellyfish bad day!!!!

Big up all the go karters from the 13th, was very very slippery and of course thats good !!!

Big up Lakey and Aaron 4 filmin too

The Results !!!!!

30 Lap Race

1st place - Will
2nd place - Ryan
3rd place - Brian
4th place - Ben B
5th place - Vosper
6th place - Martin
7th place - Sean
8th place - Libby
9th place - Del Boy
10th place - Doney
11th place - Ash

Fastest Lap Times

1st place - Will 1:09.38
2nd place - Ryan 1:10.02
3rd place - Sean 1:11.13
4th place - Brian M 1:11.34
5th place - Vosper 1:11.57
6th place - Ben B 1:11.86
7th place - Martin 1:13.01
8th place - Libby 1:13.20
9th place - Del Boy 1:13.32
10th place - Doney 1:15.24
11th place - Ash 1:19.05

hello to evry1 i saw saturday night (yes i know i was very drunk no need to remind me)

:-)