Hanz & Vern

Scottish Premiere on 14th of May Filmhouse Edinburgh. http://www.filmhousecinema.com/showi...

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Hanz & Vern
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  • Man, Hartjes 12
  • uit Linz, Austria
  • Profielbezoeken: 3.689
  • Lid sinds: June 2006
  • Voor 't laatst gezien: 50 weken geleden
  • www.bebo.com/Swasticow

Over mij

Me, Myself, and I
Hanz Fredrick Olo and Vern Ludvig Icular make up the experimental 'Bahc' electric duo that is Swasticow.

For the band page go to http://Swasti-Cow.bebo.com.

The boys grew up on the same steet, but didn't actually meet until 1986 whilst at Vienna University. They were introduced to each other by Hanz's roommate Doltovan, who incidentally would later create Swasticow and their first single 'Gate of time' before tragically falling into a 20 year coma, a coma he has still not awoken from.

Undeterred the lads took that track, and used it to "dance their way up the charts eventually touching the hearts of millions of people across the racially supererior western quadrent of this earth" Hanz and Vern's own words.

This page is our private page if you want to drop us a line, please do so on our Band designated page, however male backup dancers, accordian players, or national socialists if you want to leave us a comment or your personal cell number please feel free to do so here.
Mijn wederhelft
Tom Verini

Tom Verini

Food
Anything Pure Arian and Tastie
Films
Triumph of the Will, Birth of a Nation, Brokeback Mountain, Festliches Nürnberg, Little Women, It's all gone Pete Tong, Das Boot, The Notebook, The Birdcage
Less good music we sometimes listen to
Scooter, Equation, DJ Ouizo-Deain Kizen Fuhrer, Cosmic Baby, Ralf Hildenbeutel, Sven Vath, Bewitched, Genrikh Matusovich Vagner
Scared Of
Women, Hibernatologists, Communists, Non National Socialists
Happiest When
Composing Benighted Hard Core Austrian Electronic Dance, We got signed to MasterAce Records, Dancing, Shopping, opressing ethnic minorities

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    • Google Domination

      We now proudly announce that Swasticow has taken over Google (upon typing Swasticow and pressing enter)

      indeeed once you enter the name of the cow, all that comes up is swasticow

      noteable new entries

      http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Swasticow
      http://www.mulley.net/2007/07/16/swa...

      0 Commentaren 795 dagen

    • DUBLIN SWASTICOW GIG

      May 1st- tuesday - iadt - THE CHAPEL

      Free admission

      Doors 7:00 pm (Kevins warm up DJ set) followed by Swasticow from 8 - 9pm

      Free Glowsticks, but we enourage you to bring your own as there will be a finite amount.

      Dress in as much white or leather as possible.

      Students from the film course will be filming for the Swasticow film 'crusin the bahn', so if you are a swaticow fan, and want to appear in the film, or want to be in an interview talking about the greatest electronic duo since the blues brothers, be there.

      That is a threat.

      xxxx

      Hanz+Vern

      1 Commentaar 991 dagen

    • Did you know?

      Vern has not written a new baseline since 1987.
      Hanz is only 80% tone deaf.
      Swasticow has had nearly 40 managers in the 20 years since they formed.
      Swasticow is the only band in the world to have an equel following from both gaypride, and angry skin head football supporters.
      Vern watches a "happy tape" to calm down.
      Hanz has the 2nd largest horse whip collection in Europe.
      David Hallelhoff wrote Cartuffle Shatsi, but Swasticow coverted it before the record was released.
      Celine Dion sued Swasticow for using her B track vocals in their track Mountain Love.
      Swasticow has recieved over 300 Einesteium records, 300 more than anyone else in the music industry.
      After discovering Physics and inventing Gravity, Swasticow also released the worlds first pencils.
      Swasticow do not play live music when they gig, since you cannot improve upon the perfection of a Studio Album.
      Swasticow has outsold Mozart's record sales.
      Hanz insists on walking in slow motion though airport arrivals.
      You will not be admitted to a Swasticow gig without a glowstick.
      Saudi Arabia has banned release of the Swasticow film 'Crusin the Bahn' even though it is still in pre-production.
      MasterAce records also represent the composer Genrikh Matusovich Vagner.

      0 Commentaren 999 dagen

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      Good to be Connected
      peace
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    • Viva La Keeva
      luv Viva La Keeva

      omg.... i totally forgot about this!!!!

      DEADLY!!!!!

      86 weken geleden
    • Franz From Austria
      Franz From Austria

      Hi! Do we know each other? r u from linz?
      oder soll ich auf deutsch schreiben?

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    • Aoise O Huiginn
      Aoise O Huiginn

      hey!!!!sorry havnt gotten back ive been ultra busy. just came back from snowboarding last week then it was tristans 21st and it took two days to make his surfboard card and surfboard cake then i went to galway then i slept for 2days but now im awake and all set to watch the movie!! very excited.

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    • luv Roosje De Blecourt

      SwastiCow, I love you! Please come to Amsterdam on your next tour! I´ll make sure you have a place to stay! Jullie zijn geweldig hahaha groetjes van Roosje.

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      Elaine O'Connor

      Calm yourself hanz....just drink sum milk and hav a bueno or two....it'll be ok, shhh!
      :P

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      luv Peter Houlihan

      Your music has touched my life, this is more than bebo love.

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      ConorFitz

      your new film was incredible it blew my mind, i beat up 4 gays after i saw it!

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