ur big toe smells of smegma!!



P.S I CANT WAIT TO SMELL IT TOMORO MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

yo yo biatch lol how be you?? what u n foxy roxy n doin halloween u fancy going to a gig at Cabaret Volitare?? Its Rahzel, Mcf Family.... check their website!! it a 10r for ticket at rippin records! let me know yea!! u HAVE to come lol xxxxx

Hi how are u . x

nah no credit or free calls hun. who u goin 2 newcastle wiv?? need 2 met up 4 a gd sesh wen u get bk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
where bouts ur new flat? i jst got a new 1 in oxgangs lol... nd 2 party party sum tym soon!!! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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i will phone u wen chris gets in coz i dont have much cred in my phone........ur a penis jabber x

hey hun. txt wot i thot was ryans numba askin 4 u last nyt bt he neva tb so myt no b the ryt 1??? wot u u 2 this wkend?? xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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BTW!!!! missin u 2 sexual!! XXXXXXX

hey there dollface!! yeh sounds gd, where u stayin now??? im in fukin avimore the now bloody walking the hills lol but will be bk 2moz. wots ur numba btw, iv lost yet another phone! al get a cpl of bottles of the old vino 4 us n we can get kinky haha!!!!! xxxx

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'QUIDS IN' - Every Wednesday from 10pm
Some will win upto £500..is it your lucky Wednesday??

Friday 2nd Oct
FUSE ft Musika & Wired Sessions

Saturday 3rd Oct
FLAUNT

Friday 9th Oct
BOOMBOX

Saturday 10th Oct
DISKOKITTEN

Friday 16th Oct
DISOBEDIENCE

Saturday 17th Oct
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Friday 24th Oct
BROKEN HI-HATS

Saturday 25th Oct
FLOORPLAY

Friday 30th Oct
DIVA

Saturday 31st Oct
STEREOTYPE

Also don't forget...Berlin is available for private hire 7 nights of the week and venue hire is free for parties of 50-600!!

Leave us a comment or a private mail for guestlist bookings or further information on any of our events.

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hey there sexual!!!!!!!!!! wots the crack, thot we were meeting 4 a bit of the old bondage lol! sack the facebook, it's 4 teachers n intellectuals haha. wotyabinup2? fancy a toe job????????????? xxxx

Hey Laydee La La this could be your lucky week!!

We could have a cheque for upto £500 with your name on it...yes that’s right £500!!

Join us for QUIDS IN every wednesday where we’ll be giving away upto £500 in our free prize draw

It’s simple, entry is £1 and the full amount of door takings before midnight will given away on the night to one lucky winner!!

This massive giveaway kicks off on the 23rd of September and we trust you’ll be as excited as we are!!

Would you like to double your chances of winning?? Simply PM your full name and we’ll add you to our ‘Double Your Chance’ guestlist. As well as receiving double the chance of winning you will also be entitled to QJUMP before midnight!!

With drinks from £1.50 all night long and the best tunes in town what’s not to like...come and see if it's your lucky Wednesday!!

Good luck x

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lalalalalalalalalalalala ur gettin sacked if i do not see u!! this child wont kno who u r! ! get ur arse down to mines im off ya tert x

Hey Laydee La La, are you ready to enter our UV FANTASY?

This month see's the DIVA party go dark and we have some special treats in store for you!!

Enter our white room and have your face painted UV style before you take the dance floor and enjoy 5 hours of the biggest RnB, Dance, Chart, House & Electro anthems!!

**DJ VANCE, John Marr, Craig Fraser & Lee Mutch**

Our gorgeous Divas will be out in force with loads of free goodies and if you find yourself in range of our spotter then you will have the opportunity to have your picture taken with the girls!!

As always the party starts at 10pm and goes all the way through till 3am.

Entry £5 / £4 Students & Guestlist.

*Limited Guestlist available. This will fill quickly so get your requests in early to avoid dissapointment. Guestlist entitles you to discounted entry and QJump before midnight.

Come and join the party....

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gdgd i will do hehe n u know i will im out this weekend but just in dalkeith as poor :9 wat bout u xxx

aww lovers tiff eh? lol. yeh we had a nice meal like then just went to the cinema. was good.

how you doing anyway?
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just whenever u want it! get bent over missy xxxxxxxxx tell me when!!!

awwwwww lol. same not been up to much rather boring lol xx

would u like a spanking??? xxxx

Happnin. Where were u off to when we seen ya up town? Xx