im so jdm even the plates in my house are square

im so jdm even my penis is small

Im so JDM I ask for chopsticks at the drive thru

im so jdm my laugh hits vtec

I'm so JDM Im not a white male, I'm a championship white male

im so jdm my insurance is "third party fire and KANJO

im so JDM iv have asian guy liveing in my house

im so jdm ive got sars

Im so JDM I watch Initial D without the aid of english subtitles

im so jdm i do the night shift in" ON THE RUN"

Im so JDM I live my life a quarter mile at a time

Im so JDM i roll my arch's with an old pipe

im so jdm my car is 99.9% original paint

Im so jdm i drive with no shoes..

im so JDM i read mags backwards

Im so JDM i Drift my trolley when im in tesco

Im so jdm i only buy stuff thats made in japan

I'm so JDM I only have a right testicle

Im so JDM i walk sideways

i'm so jdm, i buy anything with the word "Spoon" on it, even if it has nothing to do with cars

Im so JDM i pour Motul on my cornflakes

i'm so jdm when i cum i yell mmmmiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
 vvvvvvvveeeeeeccccccccccccccc

im so jdm i use water wetter in my tea!!!

i'm so jdm because i have carbon fiber condoms

Im so JDM i hang out at the Tuning Factory all day

I'm so JDM, I speak broken english

Im so JDM I fuck on a dyno

Im so JDM, I ejaculate soy sauce

im so jdm my sperm is taste like wasabi

im so JDM...u cant see my eyes

Im so JDM, I tell people on the internet im Japanese

Im so JDM, im participating in this thread

IM so JDM I have a recaro racing toilet seat

Im so JDM all the rads in my house have apexi caps on them

Im so JDM all my electrics are set to Japanese language

Im so JDM i dont have a sister anymore

Im so jdm i typing this on a laptop in a japanese restaraunt.

Im so jdm i use dental floss as a blindfold

Im so jdm my girlfriend gave birth to an asian baby....wait, slut!

im so jdm i had my tv remapped

im so jdm i use an oil catcher can for a colostomy bag

im so jdm i used HKS heatwrap to insulate my hot water tank

Im so jdm i use toyo tyres as rubbers for pencil

im so JDM even my cereal bowls are deep dish

im so JDM, i have cusco suspension on my mountain bike

Im so jdm i put spoon resvoir socks around my cups of tea

im so jdm im gona import my kids instead of havin them here

im so JDM im gonna clock my car before i sell it

I'm so JDM I check the news before I leave the house for Godzilla warnings.

im so JDM i go whale hunting in the liffey

im so JDM my halldoor is made of paper

im so jdm all the back windows in my house are tinted

Im so JDM i do an 86 instead of a 69

im so jdm i changed the badge on my lexus to toyota

im so JDM i fry my chips in 10w40

im so JDM i have bride seat harnesseses on my couch

im so jdm i got my family portrate done manga

im so JDM my home stereo is Double Din

im so JDM my houses furniture is grade b

im so jdm im reporting this thread for racism

I'm so JDM I sleep on the right hand side of the bed

I'm so JDM I can sing in the key of VTEC

I'm so JDM I'm marrying a seat....

Im so JDM even my shoelaces are braided

Im so JDM my driving license is printed on rice paper


Im So JDM I Have The Back Windows In My House Tinted, The Doorstep Light Is Yellow And Even The Chimney Has An Exhaust

im so jdm im limited to how fast i can walk...

im so jdm i wash myself in 102 octane

Im so JDM i was myself with Autoglym..

Im so JDM i sleep sideways

im so jdm, the windows in my house are triple glazed

im so jdm my bed came with a flare

im so jdm, the flash on my camera is amber

im so jdm my laptop has a cold air feed

im so jdm my house came with hid's as standard

I'm so JDM I have close ratio shins!

I'm so JDM my knob got stolen on a boat at the docks

I'm so JDM my steam iron is made by mitsubishi

Im so jdm even my the rads in my house have samco piping..

im so jdm ev

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