David

Celtic couldnt score in a brothel lol

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David
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  • Male, 29, Luv 101
  • from Fife
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  • Member since: February 2005
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Am the proudist dad in the world right now as ma wee mans on the mend
Me, Myself, and I
Well Am David As You May Already Know!

My Mates Call Me Patsy Though!!

Still Staying In Ballingy, Canny Get Me Away Fae The Place!! I Live With My Wife Elaine, Been Together 9Years Now & Married For 7Years, Its Mad. Ive Got Twin Boys Benjamin & Ryan Who Were Born 11th March 2007. Can't Believe They Are 2 Already! Time Flies By!! Better Watch Out When The Kray Twins Are About LOL!!

Got Another Wee Boy Kian Born 1st March 2009, He's His Daddys Little Tough Guy

I Think I Have To Calm Down Now Seen As I'am A Dad!! HAHA YEH RIGHT SO I WILL!!!!!

Am Easy going And I Like Having A Laugh! I Like Goin Out Clubbin And Drinkin But Thats Had To Take A Back Seat As My Boys Have To Come First LOL Dont Really Drink That Much Now Seeing As I Always Seem To Be The Taxi Driver :P
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The Killers, Oasis, Power Ballads, Rod Stewart, Greenday, Dance Music, Keane, Razorlight, Kasier Chiefs, Ultrabeat, N Trance, Eminem, Bon Jovi, Coldplay, Tina Cousins, Robbie Williams, Heaps More.
Films I Like
Top Gun, Horror Films, Days Of Thunder, Backdraft, Meet The Fockers, Scary Movie 1/2/3/4, Football Factory, Thirteen, Garfield lol, Monsters Ball, Backdraft, Daddy Day Care, Goin In 60 Seconds, Biker Boyz, Bad Boys 1&2, The Fast And Furious 1, 2, 3 Blade 1, 2, 3, Deep Blue Sea, Ghost Ship, Driven, 8Mile, The Italian Job, Down To Earth, The Day After Tomorrow, Heaps More.
Footie Team/s
Has To Be Rangers FC!!! And Scotland! But I Also Like Chelsea FC.
I'am Happiest When
I'am with my sons when they aren't playing up!! Spending time wae ma wife, am happy when having sex but then again who isnt lol !! Also happy when am getting out and getting drunk but that doesnt happen much now!!

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4 April
Lucky Color:Amber
Personality Strengths:Compassion, Determination
Personality Weakness(es):Impatience
Successful Career Path:Fashion
Sense of Humor Style:Cliched
Adjectives to Describe You:enterprising, adventurous
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Passionate and proud - you stand very firmly on issues you truly believe in. Unrelentless and driven - you are willing to work very hard when you have to. While not an angry person by nature, you can be hot-tempered when things aren't going your way.

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    • 28th june 2008

      Well thats me been married for 6years already jesus christ lol

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    • September 2007

      Well got my driving licence back on the 19th thank god!! no more buses with a bloody double buggy! those things are nightmares!! going out on saturday night but i'am not drinking iam being the taxi!! how things never change!!

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    • B
      B

      that outfits an improvement. a wee bit tight tho haha

      3 days ago
    • Mummy.To.Three.Boys
      Mummy.To.Three.Boys

      You Look Better Wae That Mask On Lol :P :P :P xxxx

      3 days ago
    • Gareth Jones
      Gareth Jones

      went to my sisters mate for a party

      5 days ago
    • LesleyP
      LesleyP

      Arite punk, that's me just stuck ma car on ebay !!!!

      6 days ago
    • Gareth Jones
      Gareth Jones

      alright pal what are u doing for halloween

      1 week ago
    • Boobilicious
      luv Boobilicious

      Love x

      1 week ago via Mobile
    • Gareth Jones
      Gareth Jones

      that would be laugh pal a hibs title

      1 week ago
    • Kelly Foley

      only kiddin(giggle,giggle)nah whats u n elaine goin as oan sat??dini want matchin outfits lol In reply to: "Celtic couldnt score in a brothel lol" by David

      1 week ago
    • Gareth Jones
      Gareth Jones

      alright son celtic and rangers need a kick up the arss

      1 week ago
    • Kelly Foley

      not sure u could either lol In reply to: "Celtic couldnt score in a brothel lol" by David

      1 week ago
    • Lourenzos Night Club

      OVER 25s

      David If you haven't already heard heres the info on the over 25s on fridays...

      GLASS BAR / LOUNGE BAR ONLY!

      FRIDAY NIGHTS ONLY!

      VIP AREA WILL BE OPEN TO EVERYONE. 18+

      (SO IF YOU DON'T WANT TO BE ON THE TOP FLOOR YOU'LL HAVE THE LOUNGE VIP AREA.)

      OVER 25s GET A WRISTBAND THAT ALLOWS THEM ACCESS TO THE ENTIRE BUILDING!

      FIRST OVER 25s EVENT FRIDAY 6TH NOVEMBER = COCKTAIL PARTY!

      HOWEVER REMEMBER POPCORN & GUNGE PARTY THIS FRIDAY WILL CONSIST OF OVER 25s ALSO!

      LOURENZOS

      X

      1 week ago
    • Lourenzos Night Club


      Its gona be the biggest weekend of the year so far David.

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      Friday 30th

      TOP FLOOR = POPCORN & GUNGE PARTY

      POPCORN CANNON!!!!

      PRIZES FOR ANYONE BRAVE ENOUGH TO STEP INTO THE GUNGE TANK AND RISK GETTING IT!!!

      EVEYONE'LL BE A WINNER

      Open 10pm

      Free entry before 11pm

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      Sat 31st (Halloween)

      MICHEAL JACKSON & ZOS THRILLER

      (MAIN BAR) 8PM-12PM

      PRIZES FOR WACKIEST FANCY DRESS

      SPECIAL WACKO JACKO COCKTAILS

      RE-LIVE JACKOS BIGGEST HITS WITH LOURENZOS RADIO & DJ MANIKIN...


      PLUS.... IF YOU SEND US YOUR FULL NAME & A PASSWORD OF YOUR CHOICE, YOU'LL BE ON THE WACKO JACKO COCKTAIL LIST AND WILL RECEIVE 1 OF OUR WACKO JACKO COCKTAILS..... ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS ARRIVE BETWEEN 8PM-9PM

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      NIGHTCLUB

      10PM-2AM

      FANCY DRESS

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      SEE YE THERE...

      LOURENZOS

      XXX

      1 week ago
    • Gareth Jones
      Gareth Jones

      what happened wi ur vectra mate

      1 week ago
    • Gareth Jones
      Gareth Jones

      alright son hows it going what have u been up to

      2 weeks ago
    • B
      B

      hows it gone ya banger. send me a private message with ur number on it. pal. so i can give u it stinkin hehe

      2 weeks ago
    • Soldier Bhoy
      Soldier Bhoy

      True we just ain't as useless tho haha

      2 weeks ago via Mobile
    • B
      B

      yous are shite haaaaaaa haaaaaa haaaaaa

      2 weeks ago via Mobile
    • Soldier Bhoy
      Soldier Bhoy

      4-1 get tht into yous ya useless bunch eh orange cunts

      2 weeks ago via Mobile
    • Colleen Wyse
      Colleen Wyse

      The best alwys is david:L :L :L :L . x In reply to: "Top Of The League :D " by David

      2 weeks ago
    • Eck Mulligan
      Eck Mulligan

      wt cash have u got 2 spend on a car pal give me a phone. In reply to: "Any cunt selling a car or ken any braw cars fir sale?" by David

      5 weeks ago