Captain Small

nice wee day out 2day aye

shame i had to come home

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Tagline: young harris loves captain small MOREEE <3 xx
Me, Myself, and I: .
C A P T A I N S M A L L < 3

it's the heart afraid of breaking, that never learns to dance.
it's the dream afraid of waking, that never takes the chance.
it's the one who won't be taken, who cannot seem to give.
and the soul afraid of dying, that never learns to live.

[captain small loves young harris .(L)]

MOREEE ! (;

<333: i won't cry, i won't cry, no i won't shed a tear. just as long as you stand, stand by me.
music ?: easy-osy
movies ?: love scary ones
sports ?: does goin for a wee stoat count ?
scared of ?: losing anyone
Rant :)(u): sometimes people will judge you for all the wrong reasons but thats expected from people that you dont know but to be told you wont be accepted as part of your family ..... that hurts ! you should love you'r own no matter what ! im not goni sit around and be your perfect little angel !! i cant be it ! and i wont be it ! sometimes you've just got to accept me for who i am and if you cant then a suppose that leaves me with one less family member !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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My Fine Is £225.10

My fine is £225.10!!!!

This is fun to do. Just read the 'offence' and if you've done it, you owe that fine. Keep going until you've read each 'offence' and added up your total fine. When you are done post this as: "My fine is £..." You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.

Smoked pot -- £10

Did acid -- £5

Ever had sex at church -- £25

Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you
£40

Had sex with someone on your Bebo -- £25

Had sex for money -- £100

Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- £20

Vandalized something -- £20

Had sex on your parents' bed -- £10

Beat up someone -- £20

Been jumped -- £10

Cross dressed -- £10

Given money to stripper -- £25

Been in love with a stripper -- £20

Kissed someone who's name you didn't know -- £0.10

Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- £15

Ever drive and drank -- £20

Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- £50

Used toys while having sex -- £30

Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- £20

Went skinny dipping -- £5

Had sex in a pool -- £20

Kissed someone of the same sex -- £10

Had sex with someone of the same sex -- £20

Cheated on your significant other -- £10

Masturbated -- £10

Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- £20

Done oral -- £5

Got oral -- £5

Done / got oral in a car while it was moving -- £25

Stole something -- £10

Had sex with someone in jail -- £25

Made a nasty home video -- £15

Had a threesome -- £50

Had sex in the wild -- £20

Been in the same room while someone was having sex --£25

Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars-- £20

Had sex with someone 10 years older -- £20

Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- £25

Been in love with two people or more at the same time-- £50

Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- £25

Went streaking -- £5

Went streaking in broad daylight -- £15

Been arrested -- £5

Spent time in jail -- £15

Peed in the pool -- £0.50

Played spin the bottle -- £5

Done something you regret -- £20

Had sex with your best friend -- £20

Had sex with someone you knew u shouldn't -- £25

Had anal sex -- £80

Lied to your mate -- £5

Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- £25

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What time do you get up in the morning?	: morning 8-) aha if im going to college etc then about 8-ish
How many beers until you are drunk?	: dunno a dnt drink beer
Do you like beer or hard liquor?	: hard liquor aye
Have you ever had a one night stand?	: who hasnt ?
How do you take your coffee?	: in the bin
Do you eat breakfast?	: sometimes
Do you prefer sleeping alone?	: nahh
Do you smoke cigarettes?	: nope :)
Have you ever burnt your hair?	: ayyeeee
Do you sleep with a pillow?	: 4 :D
Do you want kids?	: aye!
Are you an only child?	: naw!
Do you like road trips?	: aye!
Who are your 6 best friends?	: sherrie james bread tree lisa andy
Do you brush your teeth in the shower?	: :S no
Do you eat leftovers?	: not that am aware of 8-)
Do you prefer being single, or in a relationship?	: depends 8-) right now ad rather be in a relationship
Are you in a relationship now?	: naw :(
Have you ever cheated?	: NAW !
Have you ever been cheated on?	: yeah :(
Once a cheater, always a cheater?	: people can change
Pyjamas or naked?	: pj's aye
What do you take when you have a headache?	: co-codamol
Roughing it or luxury hotel?	: luxury hotel
Beach or pool?	: beach
Would you give your number out to a stranger?	: depends 8-) ahaaa
Ever gone camping?	: ayeee
Ever dialed random telephone numbers for fun?	: yeah :$
Are you an extrovert?	: a wit ?
Do you consider yourself conceited?	: no
Is your hair its original color ?	: yeah :D
Do you wear makeup?	: sometimes
What is your lucky number?	: u tell me ?
Do you believe in God?	: no
Do you have a crush on anybody right now?	: yep :$
Does he/she know it ?	: nope
What food can you absolutely never give up?	: oscar's pizza's !
Who is your favorite cartoon?	: dextor's lab
What tv shows do you watch?	: hollyoaks (L)
Do you think you	: not the now no
Are you allergic to anything?	: aye pollen :(
Do you like to go jogging?	: ehm no
What is the best gift you have received till date?	: driving lessons
Do you wear socks to bed?	: barf ! naw
What is your cellphone brand?	: sony ericsson
What shampoo do you use?	: loreal a think 8-)
Have you ever been in love?	: yeah
Do you think love is real for young people?	: yeah
Have you ever loved somebody who did not love you?	: yeah
Black or white?	: dunno
Do you say your opinion, or keep it to yourself?	: say it
Winter or summer?	: summer
have you ever been out of your country?	: yeah
Where do you want to raise your family?	: in a nice home
City life or country life?	: bit a both
Saturday - Clubing or a movie night?	: again bit a both
Mercedes or BMW?	: mercedes cause louise cant say it right haaha
Do you like to dress up?	: yeah :)
How long does it take you to get ready after you get out of bed?	: 15 mins +
Describe your dream guy/girl ?	: wentworth miller
Do you save money or spend it?	: spend it :P
Do you wear a belt?	: depends wwhat am wearing
How many pairs of jeans do you have?	: 7 or 8 a think
How many types of underwear do you have?	: plenty
Do you shower twice?	: a day a week a month a year ? a min ? confused.com aye !
Is there ever a justified reason to lie?	: sometimes
Favorite disney movie?	: little mermaid
Favorite veggie?	: cabbage =)
Favorite meat?	: chicken
Have you already met the love of your life?	: maybe i have i just dont know it yet(i)
Do you think you and your best friend will still be friends in 10 years?	: hope so :)
Ever thought you were a moron?	: aye all the time :L
Are you a good girlfriend/boyfriend?	: a hope so :O
Do you like being in a relationship?	: yeah :)
Are you an easy to fool person?	: can be
Do you fall for people easily?	: yeah :(
Is it hard for you to open up to people?	: sometimes
Do you diet regularly?	: naw
Do you believe in alternative medicine?	: aye :)
Do you believe in revenge?	: sometimes
All is fair in love and war. Do you agree?	: yeah
True love never dies. Do you agree?	: yeah
If you could change one thing about your physical appearence what would it be?	: my wieght
Mom or dad?	: mum
How long have you known your best friend?	: 5 years
Whats your favorite meal of the day?	: dinner
Do you have any secrets?	: yep
What is your worst fear?	: losing my mum & dad
What is one thing you want to ask from God?	: take ma fat away lol
Are you hard to get?	: 8-) can be
How good are you in sports??	: no to shabby
Do you use an umbrella or a raincoat?	: umbrella
Chatting on the Internet or Telephone?	: internet
How religious are you?	: am not
Do you like politicians?	: no
Do you consider yourself a nice person?	: yeah :)
Name 7 things you want to do before you die	: get married , have children , get a decent job , have fun , jump out of a plane, make my mum & dad proud , be a good parent
What should you be doing right now?	: tidying up :L
How much time did you spend on this survey?	: bout 20 mins 8-)

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