This is fun to do. Just read the "offense" and if you've done it, you owe
that fine.
Keep going until you've read each offense and added up your total fine. You don't have to confess your answers, just leave a comment with the amount you owe.

1. Smoked pot -- €10
2. Did acid -- €5
3. Ever had sex at church -- €25
4. Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- €40
5. Had sex with someone on My Space -- €25
6. Had sex for money -- €100
7. Ever had sex with the a Puerto Rican -- €20
8. vandalized something -- €20
9. Had sex on your parents' bed -- €10
10. Beat up someone -- €20
11. Been jumped -- €10
12. Crossed dressed -- €10
13. Given money to stripper -- €25
14. Been in love with a stripper -- €20
15. Kissed some one who's name you didn't know -- 10p
16. Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- €15
17. Ever drive drunk -- €20
18. Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -€50
19. Used toys while having sex -- €30
20. Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- €20
21. Went skinny dipping -- €5
22. Had sex in a pool -- €20
23. Kissed someone of the same sex -- €10
24. Had sex with someone of the same sex -- €20
25. Cheated on your significant other -- €10
26. Masturbated -- €10
27. Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend --
€20
28. Done oral -- €5
29. Got oral -- €5
30. Done / got oral in a car while it was moving -- €25
31. Stole something -- €10
32. Had sex with someone in jail -- €25
33. Made a nasty home video -- €15
34. Had a threesome -- €50
35. Had sex in the wild -- €20
36. Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- €25
37. Stole something worth over more than a hundred pounds -- €20
38. Had sex with someone 10 years older -- €20
39. Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- €25
40. Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- €50
41. Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- €25
42. Went streaking -- €5
43. Went streaking in broad daylight -- €15
44. Been arrested -- €5
45. Spent time in jail -- €15
46. Peed in the pool -- 50p
47. Played spin the bottle -- €5
48. Done something you regret -- €20
49. Had sex with your best friend -- €20
50. Had sex with someone you work with at work -- €25
51. Had anal sex -- €80
52. Lied to your mate -- €5
53. Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- €25

Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties & local pubs to be
alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman.
Many females use a date rape drug on the market called "Beer."

The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in
bottles, cans, or from taps and in large "kegs". Beer is used by female
sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go
home and sleep with them.
A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of "Beer" and then
simply ask him home for no strings attached sex.

Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several "beers", men
will often succumb to the desires to sleep with horrific looking women
whom they would never normally be attracted.
After drinking beer, men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly
what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that
"something bad" occurred.

At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's
savings, in a familiar scam known as "a relationship."
In extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the
unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment
referred to as "marriage." Men are much more susceptible to this scam
after "beer" is administered and sex is offered by the predatory females.

Please! Forward this warning to every male you know.
If you fall victim to this "Beer" scam and the women administering it,
there are male support groups where you can discuss the details of your
shocking encounter with similarly victimized men.
For the support group nearest you, just look up "PUBS" in the phone book.

Jack wakes up at home with a huge hangover he can't believe. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose!
Jack sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed Jack looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror, and notices a note on the table:
"Darling, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping-- Love
you!"
He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating.
Jack asks, "Son...what happened last night?"
"Well, you came home after 3 A.M.,drunk and out of your mind. You broke
some furniture, puked in the hallway, and got that black eye when you
ran into the door."
"So, why is everything in such perfect order, so clean, I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"

His son replies, "Oh THAT!... Mum dragged you to the bedroom, and when, she tried to take your trousers off, you screamed, "Leave me alone, woman, I'm married!"

Broken furniture - £85.26
Hot Breakfast - £4.20
Red Rose bud -£3.00
Two Aspirins - £0.38
Saying the right thing, at the right time.........Priceless.