Dan Macleod

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Dan Macleod
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  • Male, 22, Luv 456
  • from Tarbert
  • I am Single
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  • Member since: May 2006
  • Last active: 5 hours ago
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About Me

Me, Myself, and I
The Creation of a Pussy


Seven wise men with knowledge so fine,
created a pussy to their design.
First was a butcher,
with smart wit,
using a knife,
he gave it a slit,
Second was a carpenter,
strong and bold,
with a hammer and chisel,
he gave it a hole,
Third was a tailor,
tall and thin,
by using red velvet,
he lined it within,
Fourth was a hunter,
short and stout,
with a piece of fox fur,
he lined it without,
Fifth was a fisherman,
nasty as hell,
threw in a fish and gave it a smell,
Sixth was a preacher,
whose name was McGee,
he touched it and blessed it,
and said it could pee,
Last was a sailor,
dirty little runt,
he sucked it and fucked it,
and called it a cunt.
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    • Good times!

      Basically what you do is leave one memory of you and me together as a comment. It doesn't matter if I know you a little or a lot, anything you remember. It's interesting to see the replies!!

      6 Comments 160 weeks

    • Answer these please

      Describe me in 3 words?
      Whats the worse thing about me?
      whats the best thing about me?
      Am i ugly?
      How old do i look?
      Am i funny?
      am i boring?
      do i look like my sister?
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      If you had to say something to me before i died what would it be??

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      HELLO

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      • 'Michael Mitchell'
        'Michael Mitchell'

        Oryt man?lng tym no speak,eh?wit u bn up2 lately mate?u no workin th nw or jst skyving:L .hows things wi u?any craks? W/b cheers man...

        Feb 1 via Mobile
      • Sandra Morrison
        luv Sandra Morrison

        Hello clumsey,
        how goes it, aint seen much of you this week.
        whats your plans for the weekend? :) x

        Jan 29
      • Ali Aird
        luv Ali Aird

        Very late happy birthday mate hope u had a gud 1

        Jan 15
      • Louise MacLeod
        Louise MacLeod

        Cool man! Hink am heading up 2harris a week monday! Will c though-not defo yet :D depends how ruff I am from the sunday sesh :L ur back in skool? Eh? Doin whaaa? Nuffin @all exciting happenin wi me dude,jus the usual working hard&partyin harder! Hee! Moving into a new flat in the next couple weeks-tha's it! xxxxxx

        Jan 8 via Mobile
      • Louise MacLeod
        luv Louise MacLeod

        Hiii!! How could I 4get u dude :L aye man,happy hoggers! U avea goodun? Um,am up in harris end of the month me hinks! Where ru now? Still in harris or sty? Man,I haven't seen u in far 2long man.....! Wuuuv u xxxxxx

        Jan 8 via Mobile
      • Sandra Morrison
        luv Sandra Morrison

        Hey bitch, de tha dol a neochd?x

        Jan 7 via Mobile
      • Minii Mouse
        Minii Mouse

        leaving comments oan every1z page that i no and just tae say happy new year and hope ur 2010 is a gud un love lorna and jason xx

        Dec 31
      • SammyJo.
        SammyJo.

        wel sory wilma ur a tart haha! ye i gt spoiled u? no lv left i owe u sum ok? xxx

        Dec 28 via Mobile
      • SammyJo.
        luv SammyJo.

        r yu ignrn me ya slut? xx

        Dec 28 via Mobile
      • Shaun Buchanan
        luv Shaun Buchanan

        orite ya pike wats doim anyfin on fr th wkend?

        Dec 17 via Mobile
      • Sandra Morrison
        luv Sandra Morrison

        Just looked at my fon th now, wouldnt have been up for it any hoo too wet. bus 2morro ma tha?x

        Dec 16 via Mobile
      • Siobhan Black
        Siobhan Black

        hello my love r u on facebook xx

        Dec 15
      • Minii Mouse
        Minii Mouse

        Porn star? :L xx

        Dec 14 via Mobile
      • Sandra Morrison
        luv Sandra Morrison

        Ann summers is delivering it!xx

        Dec 7 via Mobile
      • Sharon Morrison
        Sharon Morrison

        hey how are you? what you been up to? well no much here part from its friday, lol, xx

        Dec 4
      • Sandra Morrison
        luv Sandra Morrison

        Nite nite ;) <3 xx

        Dec 2 via Mobile
      • -Bambi-
        -Bambi-

        :)

        Dec 2
      • SammyJo.
        luv SammyJo.

        yep stuk in ths shit hole cnt b fookd rol on 5 oclock. wats on! xxx

        Nov 30 via Mobile
      • SammyJo.
        SammyJo.

        aye was a grand old nyt, i cnt mind hs name aha i was steamin! what u upto tmw? xx

        Nov 29 via Mobile
      • AllanDoodle
        AllanDoodle

        Wots crakin man,dis pish holes turnin bk 2 its old ways.knukles re christened ahahaha.wot u bin at bud?

        Nov 29 via Mobile