My mama always used to tell me: 'If you can't find somethin' to live for, you best find somethin' to die for.

I'm gonna hang out with my wang out, and rock out with my cock out.

All I have in this world is my balls and my word, and I don't break them for no one.

Now I know you don't smoke weed, I know this, but I'ma get you high today, cause it's Friday,you ain't got no job....and you aint got shit to do!

Well round here, between Normandie and Western, we call this here a little twenty twen twen...

Damn craig I had some fine bitches cumin to dis party...they said they was gunna fuck for a buck,do sumtin strange for lil peice a change an I no we was guna make dem holla fo a dallor

Im gonna punch you in the ovary,thats what I'm gonna do

Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.

I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal

[To dog] You're so wise. You're like a miniature Buddha, covered in hair

[To dog] You're so wise. You're like a miniature Buddha, covered in hair

Ehhh.. I don't quite know how to say this......I WANT TO BE ON YOU!

I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany

Sex Panther mens cologne. Works 60% of the time, all the time.

Funny thing about my back is it's actually located on my cock

Thug Life!

The dopest dope I've ever smoked. Smellll it. It's like... God's vagina

No matter how hard you work to bring yourself up, there is someone out there working just as hard to put you down.

You got knocked da FUCK OUT!

You got to be a stupid motherfucker to get fired on your day off.

Why don't you tell your daddy to comb his damn hair, look like some spiders is having a meetin' on his head

The fuck you stealing boxes for? What you trying to build, a clubhouse?

You've got enemies? Good that means you actually stood up for something in your life...

He iz a criminal! And not even da good type wot deals drugs and does drive bys.

Apparantly someone has an exam

Be prepared to be fucked by the long dick of the law!

Mindy: Do you look like an African Jew?! Officer Michaels: No I look like a cop

If you even think about beating me you better wake up and apologise

Your bear is eatin the grass, I know what else your bear would like to do with some grass - smoke it!

I'm gonna rock out with my cock out and your gonna jam out with your clam out

Stop waiting for a nigger to verify wheather you the shit or not. If you the shit, you the motherfucken shit!

Now You Had A Joke, Now I Got Riches, Dont Be Mad Cause My Hair Looks Better than Yah Bitches

You been fucking since you was a teenager, and you ain't gotta signature move.

If you ain't smoking weed because you got a good job, then by all means make your paper booboo. but if you ain't got a job, and you not smoking weed I don't know what the fuck you are doing with your life

This shit right here nigger?! This shit right here nigger?! Right here this shit nigger?! This shit here nigger?!

Hoes

Brennan Huff: I'm going to take a pillowcase and fill it full of bars of soap and beat the shit out of you!

Jezzy, iz you wearing green? I knew it - you iz defected to the Iver 'Eath posse, innit? Come on - let's stab him!

Init a problem dat only ten percent of dogs speak english?

[KOBE] There are no springs in a basketball.
[ALI] So then how duz it bounce?
[KOBE] Because there's air in it, there's air in the basketball.
[ALI] There's air in this room, how come we izn't bouncin?

Yes, I iz actually spasticated. I iz got a terrible DJ'ing injury - I still ain't got full mobility in me main mixing finger...

All right. But you tell that slag, that in the ghetto, washing non-colourfast synthetics at 60 degrees could cost you your life...