1. "Everybody Brendan's going, say goodbye to Brendan..Bye Brendan" - Sorcha about Barry!

2. Josh (10pm, Grafton st..sober): "Where would I find a black marker?"
Me: "That's easy we'll go to the black marker shop"
Josh: "Great, where's the black marker shop?"

3. Caoimhe to Derek: "He gave me a screw and forced me to swallow it"

4. "If you had a torch and I had a torch, and we both knew Morse code...I could bully you that way" - Peter on national tv

5. "But I know David Hassellhoff is Sponge Bob Square Pants" - anoymous!

6. "I like your hair...will you be my friend?" - Aoife (1st history class)

7. "Is it based on a true story?" - me on King Lear

8. "That's a bit freaky" - Cian Hogan to me, Caoimhe, and Bryan after he caught us following him!

9. "Will the girls down the back of the room please stop exposing themselves to me?" - Cian Hogan to Me and Rachel during our 'you go, I go' game!

10. "Isn't milk vanilla becasue it's white?" - Sorcha

11. "Guys Hitler wasn't a Fascist, he was a Nazi" - me!

12. "Don't buy a second hand car off Stalin" - Delap

13. Mussolini couldn't fight his way out of a paper bag" - Delap

14. "I like babies...I work with babies" - Josh, irish oral

15. "Oh yes...a jumper shop" - Josh, irish oral again!

16. "Whatever Trevor" - Mock Points game

17. "O'Connel Street was modelled on me lying down" - Nick

18. "Hello Wall - was it good for you too?" - Suzy about the wall..she's strange!!!

19. If you're gonna kill millions of people..do it in stlye" - Delap on the Holocast and ways of killing Jews

20. Rachel in the Chinese after they called out her order number, standing up and shouting : "I won, I won"

21. "Do you guys mind shutting the fuck up" - the quiet Religion teacher to me and caoimhe during study.

22. "Just put your head down and go for it" - Delap

23. "Don't watch Michel Collins before your Leaving Cert....DeVelara did NOT have a breakdown behind a haystack" - Delap

24. "My boyfriends from Poland...and he says Hitler wasn't that bad" -random girl in history class

25. "I thought his name was Old McNeil...I've been calling him that all week" - me on Eoin McNeil

26. "Greeks...like people from Greece" - Sorcha

27. "The ice just burnt me" - John's bbq

28. "Next time someone offers you an orange segment, tell them they're wrong, that it's an orange sector...that's how to make lots of friends" - Aidean Roantree

29. "We're going to talk about the fundamental principle of COUNTING for awhile" - Aidean Rantree in happy maths!

30. "I'm not going to chase you all with a shotgun" - Aidean Roantree

31. "Is that a kangaroo........no wait, it's a hare, but i swear it had a pouch" - Grainne

32. agricultural sceince oral
Aoife: "is the exameriner a guy or girl?"
Teacher: "guy"
Aoife: "Will it help if I wear a slutty top?"
Teacher: "Em....no"

33. "Oh ur from sheffield....like the nuclear power plant?" - me to suzy

34. "Amsterdam's like the best country ever"

35. Me: "But I think I'm taller than Christina"
Christina: "So, good things come in small packages"
Me: "So do cheap things"

36. Christina: "Yeah well I don't care...I scored a model"
Paddy: "Yeah, A drunk model"!!

37. Suzy to a burgerking worker after grad nite: "Hey China Man I want lots and lots of chips"

38. Grainne 4pm: "Guys I'm positive a Lama has 2 heads"
Grainne 6pm: "No really, I was thinking a Lama does have 2 heads"
Grainne (the next day) : "Listen, I was thinking about this, and I'm pretty sure I'm right about the Lama thing, like when I drew it for you that wasn't a tail, it was it's second head...I really think I'm right".

39. Someone: "Being burried alive is my biggest fear"
Someone who's not me: "Yeah, don't think I'd like that either"

40. "What is Emergency tax - like what is the big emergency? Is it like if the country has an emergency like war so they might need extra money, and they give it back to you when they realise

1. Whats your Name?
2. Are we close?
3. What do you think of me?
4. Do you fancy me?
5. Would u kiss me?
6. would u fuk me?
7. Describe me in 3 words?
8. If u Had Me for 30 Mins wat would you do?
9. What was ur first impression of me?
10. Do u still think the same?
11. What reminds u of me?
12. If you could give me anything what would it be?
13. How well do u know me?
14. What do u like best about me?
15. Ever wanted 2 tell me something u could'nt?
16. Could you ever love me?
17. Give me a nickname and explain why?
18. R u gona put this on ur blog and c wat i say bout u?
19. Anything 2 say b4 u go?