____ you. You have a nice______. You make me _______. You

should _______. Someday I will ______. You + me =________.

If I saw you now I'd __________. I would build a _______ just

for you. If I could sing you any song it would be _________.

We could __________ under the stars.

Love,
_______________

(P.S. ______________.)

A jump lead walks into a bar.
> > The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."
> >
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> >
> > A sandwich walks into a bar.
> > The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here."
> >
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> >
> > A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
> >
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> >
> > A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:
> > "Pint please, and one for the road."
> >
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> >
> >
> > A man goes to a fancy dress party dressed only in his Y-fronts. A
> > woman comes up to him and says "What are you supposed to be?"
> > The man says "A premature ejaculation."
> >
> > "What?" says the woman.
> > The man explains "I've just come in my pants."
> >
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> >
> >
> > Two aerials meet on a roof, fall in love get married.
> >
> > The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant.
> >
> > ---------------------------------------------------------------------
> >
> >
> > Two cannibals are eating a clown.
> >
> > One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"
> >
> > ---------------------------------------------------------------------
> >
> >
> > Man with a strawberry stuck up his bum goes to the doctor.
> >
> > The Doctor says "I'll give you some cream to put on it."
> >
> > ---------------------------------------------------------------------
> >
> >
> > "Doc, I can't stop singing 'The green, green grass of home'."
> >
> > "That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome."
> >
> > "Is it common?"
> >
> > "Well........It's not unusual........."
> >
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> >
> >
> > Two cows standing next to each other in a field,
> >
> > Daisy says to Dolly "I was artificially inseminated this morning."
> >
> > "I don't believe you," said Dolly.
> >
> > "It's true, straight up, no bull!"
> >
> > ---------------------------------------------------------------------
> >
> >
> > A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only cling film for shorts.
> >
> > The shrink says, "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts."
> >
> > ---------------------------------------------------------------------
> >
> >
> > Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I think I've lost an
> > electron."
> >
> > The other says, "Are you sure?"
> >
> > The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive."
> >
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> >
> >
> > Answer phone message
> >
> > "....If you want to buy marijuana, press the hash key...."
> >
> > ---------------------------------------------------------------------
> >
> >
> > Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull**** before
> >
> > ---------------------------------------------------------------------
> >
> >
> > A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet and says "My dog's cross-eyed,
> > is there anything you can do for him? "
> >
> > "Well," says the vet, "let's have a look at him" So he picks the dog
> > up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth. Finally, he says "I'm
> > going
> > to have to put him down."
> >
> > "What? Because he's cross-eyed? "
> >
> > "No, because he's really heavy"
> >
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> >
> >
> > Two elephants walk off a cliff ...... boom boom!
> >
> > ---------------------------------------------------------------------
> >
> >
> > Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5
> > people in my family, so it must be one of them. It