John Mallan

Brutal 15 hour shift due to drunken stupidity!!

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  • from Glasgow, I have dreams of London though :D
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I've got one word for you: FUCK!

06:22 PM August 14, 2009 from txt

Hopefully working 60 hours next week!

11:58 AM August 11, 2009 from txt

In need of hugs!

02:52 PM August 01, 2009 from txt

She's just a small town girl, livin in a lonely world, she got on the midnight train going anywhere!

08:13 PM June 26, 2009 from txt

Haven't paid for a single drink so far today :D

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  • Garage Nightclub
    Garage Nightclub

    St Andrews day is approaching, and what better way to celebrate than with a legendary Garage School disco :D

    Join in the fun with face painting, tuck shop, bouncy castle and crazy games :O

    Come as your school netball, hockey or football team be creative ;)

    Sunday 29th November, doors 11pm, drinks from £1 Free entry for all college students!

    Fancy some midweek fun :D Garage is open 7 nights a week!

    Yuptae on Tuesday?

    Tuesday night can fill your midweek craving with a mix of music to tingle your sensations :D drinks from £1 doors from 11pm, plus FREE entry for all Caledonian Students!

    C u there John Mallan x

    3 weeks ago
  • Cameron Laird
    Cameron Laird

    John...

    YOU FAILED

    lol, ok so it wasn't as simple a quiz as he title might have sugested but 37% :o

    14 weeks ago
  • Garage Nightclub
    Garage Nightclub

    John Mallan are you ready to get your RAVE on???

    Join us in your boiler suits and high vis vests this Sunday 30th August for our bank holiday rave extravaganza!

    Drinks start from £1 and there will even be cash prizes for the raddest ravers!

    Doors open at 11pm and we're open until 4am (subject to licence). Entry £6/£4.

    Plus there's a Pre-party in Driftwood for you extra hardcore ravers ;)

    RAVE OR DIE!

    If that doesn't tickle your fancy, why not rub shoulders with Dj Kenny upstairs in the Attic for our Stone Roses 20th anniversary special ;) WIN special edition CD's, box sets and vinyl. DO IT!!!!

    Garage mobile disco Fridays!

    All rooms open. Main hall: Chart Attic: Indie G2: RnB, Hip Hop. Have a wee sing song in Snapshotz with our karaoke and chill out in the Cocktail bar with a posh drink.

    Doors open at 11pm, Entry £5/£3.

    What a way to start the weekend :D

    15 weeks ago
  • Garage Nightclub
    Garage Nightclub

    o_O Bank Holiday Sunday - 30th Augusto_O

    o_O Make sure your free because the Garage is hosting one of our famous Rave Nightso_O

    o_O Rave or dieo_O

    o_O With Free Glow sticks, cash prizes for the best raver, Drinks promos from £1o_O

    o_O Plus Open till 4am *Subject to license*o_O

    o_O Its a Night not to be missed...o_O

    o_O So start looking out your neon gear John Mallano_O

    G X

    18 weeks ago
  • Chris Davie
    luv Chris Davie

    finaly got a new laptop :)

    the pics from ur bday r up ;)

    19 weeks ago
  • Chris Davie
    luv Chris Davie

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY Midori :D

    21 weeks ago
  • Chris Davie
    Chris Davie

    R u having a nite out for ur birthday?

    24 weeks ago
  • Jenni Sauvage
    Jenni Sauvage

    nooo!!

    27 weeks ago
  • Jenni Sauvage 27 weeks ago
  • Jenni Sauvage
    Jenni Sauvage

    ITS BETTER THAN OKAY!

    27 weeks ago
  • Jenni Sauvage
    Jenni Sauvage

    like my skin? :D :D

    27 weeks ago
  • Laura Barker
    Laura Barker

    hiya i'm actually ok =) SOOOOOO tired tho! lol. Jst snuggling up to watch a film then getting some much needed sleep. How are you? Did you get ur cheesy doritos? I never got mine =( Had a KFC twister instead hehe xxx

    27 weeks ago
  • Katrina
    Katrina

    no got the wee yin! X x x

    29 weeks ago via Mobile
  • Katrina
    Katrina

    ah cool. . . Think wer goin in2 town . . .x x x

    29 weeks ago via Mobile
  • Katrina
    Katrina

    u didnt say hi 2 me in the pub the othr day :( ur bad! Lol. . . Im just tidyn up then goin 4 a bath, meetn ian later. . . Wots ur plans 4 2day? U not workn? X x x

    29 weeks ago via Mobile
  • Marky Boy
    Marky Boy

    Awrite J-dog:D

    29 weeks ago
  • Katrina
    Katrina

    wel hello ther! U talkn 2 me now! ;) wot u up 2? Im just goin 2 bed. Totaly fukd! X x x

    29 weeks ago via Mobile
  • Moho Hoho
    Moho Hoho

    kl kl thats good cant be nice bein skint...oh wait i know about that anyways lol. But i get paid on Thirs so is al good? Any more news on your bday weekned? :) xx

    30 weeks ago
  • Moho Hoho
    luv Moho Hoho

    Whats' the four jobs you have then? that will keep you busy! but you'll have lots of dosh so being skint won't be an excuse to miss my night out :)

    30 weeks ago
  • Laura Barker
    Laura Barker

    im just having a nice relaxing day today with my mum. She's off work with a bad leg so we're watchin tv all day lol xxx

    30 weeks ago