David Ford
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Male, 24,
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- Member since: April 2006
- Last active: 5 days ago
- www.bebo.com/fordylegend
- Me, Myself, and I
- FACTS ABOUT ME:
*I ONCE VISITED THE VIRGIN ISLANDS....THEY ARE NOW THE ISLANDS?
*MY CALENDER GOES STRAIGHT FROM MARCH THE 31ST TO APRIL THE 2ND........NO ONE FOOLS ME?
*WHEN THE BOOGEY MAN GOES TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT HE CHECKS HIS CLOSET FOR DAVID FORD
*WHEN YOU SPELL "DAVID FORD" WRONG ON GOOGLE, IT DOESNT SAY "DID YOU MEAN DAVID FORD" IT SIMPLY SAYS "RUN WHILE YOU STILL HAVE A CHANCE?
*IM SO SOLID I CAN SLAM A REVOLVING DOOR?
*GIRAFFES WERE CREATED WHEN I UPPER CUTTED A HORSE?
*IF IT LOOKS LIKE CHICKEN, TASTES LIKE CHICKEN, SMELLS LIKE CHICKEN, AND I SAY ITS BEEF.....THEN ITS FUCKING BEEF?
*I DONT READ BOOKS...I STARE THEM DOWN TILL I GET THE INFORMATION I WANT?
*LAST TIME I GOT AN ERECTION WHEN I WAS LYING FACE DOWN.....I STRUCK OIL.
*DAVID FORD ISNT HUNG LIKE A HORSE, HORSES ARE HUNG LIKE DAVID FORD?
*A HANDICAPPED SIGN IN A PARKING SPACE MEANS THIS IS "DAVID FORD'S" SPOT....AND YOU WILL BECOME HANDICAPPED IF YOU TAKE IT.........
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- Music
- kings of leon , oasis, 90's , 80's , classic dance from the 90's like sash, haddaway, rythim is a dancer pretty much everything my ears are cool that way
- hobby
- well i love traveling its what life is all about i want to go to every country in the world or 80% and i would be greatfull, so far ive been to, china, japan, s.korea, malaysia, singapore, dubai in the UAE, guam, hawaii, spain, germany, italy, england booooo, and been everywhere in america, new york, chicago, virginia, graceland in tennessee, arkansas, oklahoma, new jersey, delaware, pennsylvania, texas, new mexico arizona , nevada (las vegas) and i stay in cali right now so been practically everywhere there LA, san diego, malibu, santa monica, sacramento, etc, more to come rio de janeiro
- Sports
- football, football, football, football, football, football football football anyday, love a wee bit of boxing, wee bit of rugby and a wee bit of...........womens tennis cmon ye...maria sharapova
- dont like
- fuckin spiders (not literally), being seperated from family and friends
- Happiest When
- with my family and friends bak in scotland.....HOME
- plans
- dont know, living it day by day.....
- films
- rocky 4 but all are great, braveheart, point break, stand by me, empire of the sun
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footy joke
It is just before the England v Brazil match. Ronaldinho goes into the Brazilian changing room to find all his Team mates looking a bit glum.
"What's up?" he asks. "Well, we're having trouble getting motivated for
this game. We know it's important but it's only England. They're shite and
we can't be Bothered".
Ronaldinho looks at them and says "Well, I reckon I can beat them by
Myself, you lads go down the pub."
So Ronaldinho goes out to play England by himself and the rest of the
Brazilian team go off for a few jars.
After a few pints they wonder how the game is going, so they get the
Landlord to put the teletext on. A big cheer goes up as the screen Reads
"Brazil 1 - England 0 (Ronaldinho 10minutes)". He is beating England all
by himself!
Anyway, a few pints later and the game is forgotten until someone
Remembers "It must be full time now, let's see how he got on". They
put The teletext on.
"Result from the Stadium "Brazil 1 (Ronaldinho 10 minutes) - England 1
(Lampard 89 minutes)".
They can't believe it; he has single handedly got a draw against
England!!
They rush back to the Stadium to congratulate Ronaldinho. They find
him
In the dressing room, still in his gear, sitting with his head in his
Hands.
He refuses to look at them. "I've let you down, I've let you down."
"Don't be daft! You got a draw against England, all by yourself. And
They only scored at the very, very end!"
"No, No, I have! I've let you down...........I got sent off after 12 minutes.0 Comments 3 weeks
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bak home april 09
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hiking, oct 09
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Jan 26
Alan Sinclair
Happenin fordy man...you been away at sea?? hardly go on bebo now like..facebooks the way forward...no really heard from danny like..he is in thailand so i bet he will be busy haha..how long you back for man??
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DianeJan 26Yeah im really good thanks, just booked up to go to Florida in Sept so looking forward to that. Im still working for the same company but in Dundee now! Did you come back to sunny dunfermline for xmas n new year? The toon is exactly the same! some things will never change lol x
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DianeJan 23Hey stranger, hows you? xx
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Zak WatsonJan 22alright man...every1's cool birthdays the 20th.. al have a look at that brazilian shit... it sounds good. u still single????
tell them u need to get home!!!!!! for bacon rolls and fights wi down and outs.... lol -
Stefanie BlairJan 15hi....it really is long time no speak. I am rehearsing dancing in L.A for three weeks. I am working everyday except Sunday so heading out in West Hollywood with a few of the girls for drinks. What are you up to now? I never realised you lived here? that is really cool!!! xx
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Sam CollinJan 14Hello Mr Ford, am good thanks hows u? Ur new year sounds like mine, a was in bed for 2 days recovering, a was totally wasted (notice the new years resolution a made on ma page)!! Was at ma friends for a party, was a good laugh.... a think lol! Were u out in Santa Barbara or at a party? Wot else u bin doin? U know wen ur back home yet? Its been snowing for about a month here, am actual cracking up, hate the weatherman!! Familys good thanks. Ave just been going out and working away! Got sooo much to save up for this year! xxxxxxxxxx
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Dec 27
Zak Watson
alright man not been up 2 much... usual shite.... well hopefully u'll be back for ma b/day then.. am never on this shitty site, hence the late replys...
Started doin that MMA.. fuck its hard. payin a 5er a sesh to get ma cunt kicked...lol cheaper than a night up the toon, then getting banged...lol
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Dec 26
Elizabeth Green Mccreadie
hi david im fine,merry christmas.cany believe they made you work on xmas day!yeah its snowed more than it has for years!looks nice tho.dont worry your no missing much its just the same as ever over here!look forward to seeing you when your back xxx
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Dec 21
Elizabeth Green Mccreadie
hi david,hows you?whens your next visit over here?wl be good to see you again xxx
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Dec 12
Agent Green
hiyaa davo! nuhin much man. hope u hve a gd crimbo with da chicks
lol i jst came across her u know
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Dec 7
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Leigh SpowartDec 6Ooh you'll regret that offer when I turn up at your door with my suitcase!!
Yeh well good luck tying down Steve - that guy is a busy bee!! I'd like to catch up with him too!!
Not got any plans yet...Im a kinda last minute girl!! Not organised enough to plan far ahead! Plus will need to see what Im doing job-wise! But I def like to have my holidays like!! xx -
Adam HumeDec 4fordy hows it goin cheif? me n stevie r both back the noo like.shame u cant get bk til feb mate.hows life anyway bud
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Adam HumeDec 4hapnin podge thats me back on rnr bud geez a bell 4 a beer n that.take it easy
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Dec 3
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Leigh SpowartNov 30Oh your life is sooo much more exciting! Think you are deliberately trying to rub it in Ford!!!
Yep that would be good like...just like the good old days!! Dont think we should hang about Johnsons though....those days are gone!!
Well I am still working in Edin but soon to be leaving - Yas!! At college doing beauty therapy but almost finished! Maybe maybe thinking of going on the cruise ships to work for a bit! Still undecided though!!! So that you moved forever and ever then...??? x -
Nov 27
Leigh Spowart
Hello there stranger!!
This is a blast from the past! Nice to hear from you x
Oh well I wish I could lie and report that Dunfermline has dramatically changed and is sooooo exciting...but sadly its not! Just had a wee swatch at your page and I am very very jealous!! You certainly have got about eh???
So no need to ask how you are then?? Fab??
Well not seen Steve in yonks actually...we are both lazy friends and need to start making more of and effort!! But he is happy as larry living in Edin at the mo and we both really busy! But still try and keep in touch!! You still speak to him??
when you next back? Not that there is much to rush back for..! x -
Sam CollinNov 25Lol haha i love it!! F*CKIN OFT, thats rite!!! xxxxxxxx
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Oct 29
Zak Watson
alright man? the familys good, shit hot wi the license and even better wi the profit.. not so good about lizzie.. sure you''ll tell me everything when a see ye at new year.. enjoy yerself
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Oct 22 via Mobile
Ann-Marie Tillier
Hello there mr fordy chops... Hows tricks? You getting back home 4 xmas and new year? Cani beat steak pie on the 1st off jan lol
do you get that over there? Can you tell im rubbin it in just a little!
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how hve u been man?
woot woot hhahahaha
Danny 0 Repliesgot bored and fannyed about wi the paint thing...........
Zak Watson 2 Replies