Chris Findlay

"Eat Dr. Ape" - 22nd Feb; 'Hustlers', Dundee; 7.30pm/8pm x

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  • Member since: April 2006
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About Me

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Dr.Ape, we meet again! I always have to fight you time and time again...
Me, Myself, and I
ME, MY LIFE, and I

ME - 5-foot-9/ feet change size aw the time lol/ brown hair/ brown puss :P
MY LIFE - playing instruments/ muckin about in perth/ tryin to get a job, or make it big with the band... :S aye right.. well..hopefully.
I - I...well, my I's are brown
Music
Beatles, Kinks, The who, Temptations, La roux :D , Audioslave, Incubus, OCS, Ram jam - Black betty (one hit wonder.....yeeeahhhh)
Films
Waynes World 1 and 2...the fuckin best film ever. Deliverence.. amazin tune - "duelin' banjos." Lee Evans shows and films (funny as fuck)
Sports
Ping-Pong, Pong Ping, King Kong, Gettin blutered
e-mail addy
yellow_mongo@hotmail.com
Happiest When
Drinking, laughing, and playing guitar at the same time. :)
"I'd like to be....Under the sea...In an octopusses garden..In the shade..."
My band
"Eat Dr. Ape" - Me on guitar and vocals, Jamie on lead guitar, JP on bass, Jonathan on drums

"Rufio" - Me on guitar, Jack on drums, Timmy on guitar and vocals, Dave on bass

"Porno Stu" - Myself and Muff on guitar
My middle name
To save anyone asking why i get called Tiffy, lets just say its my middle name....pure

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Name :   Christopher :P
Nick Name :   Tiffy, stiffy, black man, paki, chris, tiffdog
Birthdate :   28th April
Birthplace:   Mums vag
Current Location:   On my laptop.
Eye Color:   Shiny brown lol
Hair Color:   Whats left of it is brown.. :(
Height:   6 foot i think (close enough)
Weight:   676.7 Newtons
Piercings:   Nope
Tatoos:   Nope
Boyfriend/Girlfriend:   Nope
Vehicle:   Vauxhall Corsa!
Overused Phrase:   Dirty...Dirty!
FAVORITES
Food:   Delicious (On white bread.. no browns)
Pub/Disc/Restaurant:   Club - Loft / Restaurant- Frankie and Bennys
Candy:   Aero (mint)
Number:   3,7,13,23,37
Color:   <---Colour! Dum fuck ~ Bright colours :D
Animal:   Chinchilla haha
Drink:   Salt...lemon...oh yeah...TEQUILA!!!
Body Part on Opposite sex:   Face & ass (tho if u have huge baps thats juuust great)
Perfume:   Lacoste
TV Show:   Family guy, southpark, mock the week, live at the apollo
Music Album:   Beatles no. 1's :)
Movie:   'O brother where art thou' & ' Waynes world' probably
Actor/Actress:   Will Ferrel...
This or That
Pepsi or Coke:   Coca colaa
McDonalds or BurgerKing:   Maccys coz i get free food (KFC's better)
Chocolate or Vanilla   Chocolate
Hot Chocolate or Coffee:   Hot Chocolate
Kiss or Hug:   Blow job
Dog or Cat:   Catdog
Rap or Punk:   Paps
Summer or Winter:   Summer
Scary Movies or Funny Movies:   Both
Love or Money:   If money had an arsehole id shag it..
YOUR...
Bedtime:   Before Jack Charmicheal, and up before him too :P
Most Missed Memory:   ? Quite obviously an american that wrote this
Best phyiscal feature:   Eyes and bum apparently :P
First Thought Waking Up:   *SHIT! did my mum see my hardon?* -When covers have come off
Ambition:   To be famous...or get a ford focus ST ;)
Best Friends:   Dogs...apparently
Weakness:   When im being tickled
Fears:   Moths, wasps n bees; obese women; and Dr.Ape © lol
Longest relationship:   20 years...being conjoint gives you time to get to know your
HAVE YOU...
Cheated Your Partner:   Nope
Ever been beaten up:   Nope (touch wood)
Ever beaten someone up:   Whos askin like!!
Ever Shoplifted:   Yeah, 10 years ago or somin - a mars bar lol
Ever Skinny Dipped:   nope
Ever Kissed Opposite sex:   Yep. On the face and bum
Been Dumped Lately:   nope
IN A GUY/GAL
Favorite Eye Color:   Blue,Brown
Favorite Hair Color:   Blonde, dark brown
Short or Long:   Any (No dyke crew cuts tho)
Height:   A bit smaller than me but not a midget obviously
Style:   Stunnin lol
Looks or Personality:   If you were houfin i wouldnt get to know your personality..
Hot or Cute   Either or
Muscular or Really Skinny:   eh...you know, some1 who can batter the fuck out of me lol
RANDOMS
What country do you want to Visit:   Mongoria lol
How do you want to Die:   Laughing hard lol
Been to the Mall Lately:   Aye
Get along with your Parents:   All the time
Health Freak:   hah
Do you think your Attractive:   Depends who i stand next to.
Believe in Yourself:   Everyone has to ;)
Want to go to College:   I am at college :D yey
Do you Smoke:   Used to but im a good boy now i just take heroin ;)
Do you Drink:   When i have time i go out and get out my face :D
Shower Daily:   Yeah
Been in Love:   I do not know lol
Do you Sing:   Yeah
Want to get Married:   Eventually once iv done what i want to do lol
Do you want Children:   Aye, why not
Age you wanna lose your Virginity:   Have done
Hate anyone:   People who make shit profile surveys!
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  • Monty.
    luv Monty.

    wanna go see youth in revolt when it comes out by any chance man, it has michael cerra and 7.2 stars from the almighty one? x

    Jan 27
  • Karen S
    Karen S

    It was so so cos alan has had a bug of some kind and hasn't eaten for over 2 days and has had horrendous skitters !!!! So not been a bundle of laughs for any of us really. I had to practically dig the car out earlier tonight - all the snow been piled up by the plough has made it hard to get on the bloody road. Not been up to anything much at all tho - all very boring.
    Must get your autograph next time I see you - lols !!!

    k x

    Dec 28
  • Karen S
    luv Karen S

    well hello there stranger !!!

    hows things ? I hear they are going really well for you on the music front especially. Not seen you for aggeeeesssss. Still driving about ? Let me know how you are doing.

    k x

    Dec 27
  • Born Slippy
    Born Slippy

    Holy Santa Clause Shit, your videos on youtub are great :D x

    Dec 20
  • Trucker Mert
    Trucker Mert

    is tht u nth top right n th page ?????

    i jst found ot thtt u hv a twin bro ronald

    haha jj

    Dec 15
  • Yohan.
    luv Yohan.

    its good ;) :L
    awhh, we'll get you someone!! :D

    xo

    Dec 5
  • Yohan.
    Yohan.

    hahaha, did you look that up? :L
    xo

    Dec 5
  • Yohan.
    luv Yohan.

    in your sleep!
    haha
    nah me and jamie have sexy time ;)
    xo

    Dec 5
  • Yohan.
    luv Yohan.

    fun times:P
    "FUTURE"
    :P
    its a pretty good song (:
    just at jamies, fannying about and having sexy time!! haha
    good times!!

    xo

    Dec 2
  • Yohan.
    luv Yohan.

    Hello, this is your freeezer speaking

    "is this pizza hut" :L
    your crazzy!

    im good, howr you?
    xo

    Dec 1
  • Yohan.
    Yohan.

    Hello
    this is your freezer speaking!

    :L
    xo

    Nov 30
  • Lellow
    Lellow

    Hiya pal :))

    Enjoy yourself lastnight? lol

    =]

    Nov 13
  • Pugg Sly
    luv Pugg Sly

    sond man i will pop doon will try n get a few o the troops to come doon aswell see u sat man peace

    Oct 29
  • Pugg Sly
    luv Pugg Sly

    howz it goin put put? time yous playin on sat? goin to the bucket but will come round n see youz :D

    Oct 28
  • Emily Henry
    Emily Henry

    Started leaving comments on your photo's. Was bored so started looking, ummmm yeah as I said I was bored so there are quite a few comments but lucky for oyu I stopped before I left anymore!! hahaha
    Any news with you??
    xxxx

    Oct 27
  • Yohan.
    Yohan.

    red hair is amazing ;) :L

    i still love the black trousers white socks and brown shoes!! you have to wear that again:D :D :D :D

    boon boon boon ;)
    ahh boon boon!
    :L

    xo

    Oct 26
  • Emily Henry
    Emily Henry

    Aye it totally does!! The cold is turning out to be ma new pal!! :L

    Cool, JP is certainly aw set for gigs eh!!?? Lucky for some!! :L :L
    I have had the delights of watching George of the jungle 3 times in a row today, it seems to be this kids fave film this week!! :( :(
    Cany wait for Rob to start nursery now so I can watch something else!! :L

    I sprained my wrist today from lifting up my own son!! hahaha hurts like crazy biscuits!! :L Dont ask how, all I did was lift up Rob and then pain and lots of.lol.

    I hope you lads hay fun with your gigs and good luck!! ;) :D xxxx

    Oct 26
  • Yohan.
    Yohan.

    whats wrong with red hair ehh? :L
    who you on about there?:P

    not much, you?
    xo

    Oct 26
  • Emily Henry
    Emily Henry

    Not been up to much, been sitting in with a cold, was out last weekend and got kinda....ok well VERY drunk!! Was out Wed, Fri and Sat but good thing aout having the cold was that I didn't seem to get a hang over!! :D Fun times!! :D Defo guny get drunk more when I have the cold. hehehe
    You up to much this weekend?? xxxx

    Oct 26
  • She'S A Shooting Star
    She'S A Shooting Star

    i'm not a shetlander i'll have you know! and you know you'd want to be a woman if you had a pair to show off like i do "p

    i'm good thank you ^^ just been working in comet (yes, i get to wear an orange shirt "/) and chilling. got my first college gig on wednesday - Pingu for President will rock your fucking sock off! ...with pop punk...

    aaaaaaanyways, how about you? anything new and tasty?

    <3

    Oct 25