The Quartermaster

shot out of the sky of sadness and spiraling down to the sea of depression then sinking to the seabed of death

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O mnie

Motto
doc said i have sinus arrhythmia. i say it sounds lik a magic spell thingy
Ja, o mnie i jeszcze raz ja
HELLO ! ! !
so im lik Dylan and i work for the KGB (i wish)
im a Quartermaster on the Lady Killington (which is a deadly pirate ship)

i live in Nelson

i got a really kwl cat celled Eastis

um... i like guns and explosions

oh and before you get to kno me i must warn you, my emotions are lik really screwed up so i get really depressed and its not fun for the people around me wen i start talking bout killing myself. so its your last chance to turn back

for all u funky people out there im not str8 or bi or lesbian. that just leaves gay

join my totally awesome group: http://www.bebo.com/unitedsupersexyrace

The three things I love(they r in no special order):
Chocolate ice cream
Chips
Joseph Stalin

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Music
all the best stuff like KISS....W.A.S.P....Twisted Sister....Alice Cooper....Aerosmith.... all the stuff thats been and gone along time ago
Films
ones that dont make me fall asleep
Sports
i usually jst bike everywhere
Scared Of
sluts...whores...sex slaves...
Happiest When
im in someones arms
How I worked out I was emo
Well I fort that all emos cut themselves. I was wrong. Ok so I was siting there happily playing with fire (as ya do) and then I looked at ma hands and I saw so many burns on them and the pulled up my sleeves and saw more scars. I had a long think and it suddenly hit me. I BURN MYSELF
Its Just Business
'Sell a man a fish, he eats for a day, teach a man how to fish, you ruin a wonderful business opportunity.'

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  • NAMES

    1. YOUR NAME:
    Adam
    2.YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first three letters of your name, plus izzle)
    Dylizzle

    3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal)
    Red Hawk

    4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name)
    Marley Muritai

    5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, first 3 letters of your dad's name)
    Cardygre

    6. SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink)
    Black Scotch

    7. IRAQI NAME: ((2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, 3rd letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your mums maiden name, 3rd letter of you moms middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name))
    Yrrltimh

    8. WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's-father's middle name)
    Elisabeth Jay

    9. GOTH NAME: (3rd favorite color, and the name of one your pets)
    Blue Eastis

    10. PORNSTAR NAME: (1st pet, name of the street you lived on as a child)
    Ziggy East Wood

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  • street justice

    it happened
    in the broad daylight
    so unexpected came the knife
    a child's scream
    sliced through the air,
    but no one came
    or seemed to care

    the man's description
    did little good
    a local stranger
    from the neighborhood
    those little kids
    he left behind
    with their mangled lives
    and their tortured minds

    the man was caught
    and brought before a judge
    who had just returned
    from a free drink lunch
    his lawyer screamed "you must set him free"
    and off he went
    on a technicality

    the mob assembled
    smoke filled the air
    and marched in anger
    to do what's fair
    to bring to justice
    this souless thing
    and show the others
    what evil brings

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  • Love Poem

    This poem is made with the names of candles

    Your eyes, they flicker like a Sandalwood Sage Sunset.
    Your hair flows like Fresh Cotton Linens hung to dry on the deck.
    Grandma's Apple Cinnamon Spice is the scented candle I would use to describe your mouth.
    And when your gone I feel like an unscented emergency candle for when the power goes out.

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75 Irritating Random Questions

Your nickname: Dildo
What color shirt/top are you wearing?: Black
Name three things that are physically close to you:: nanna rug, popscice, condom
What is the last book you read?: Whats up the cocoanut tree
Are you or were you a good student?: yea...well when i wanted to
What is your favorite music album?: Stay Hungry - Twisted Sister
Do you enjoy sleeping late?: hell yes
Whats the weather like right now?: really cold
Who tells the best jokes?: anyone but me
What was your last dream about?: i cant rember
Have you ever been involved in a car accident?: no
Do you believe in karma?: NEVER
Do you believe in luck?: ALWAYS
Do you like your eggs scrambled or sunny side up?: i dnt lik eggs
Do you collect anything? If so, what?: nope
Are you proud of yourself?: sorta
Are you reliable?: it depends on who u are
Have you ever given money to a bum?: no
What is your hobby?: burning things
Have you ever had a secret admirer?: not that i kno of
Do you like the smell of gasoline?: HELL YES ! ! !
Do like to draw or paint?: only when im in maths
Is your room messy?: yea
What is your favorite fruit?: apple
Do you give in easily?: no... well yea i guess
Are you a good guesser?: nope
Can you read other people: neva fort bout it
Are you a bully?: hehe yes
Do you have a job?: not for much longer
What time did you wake up this morning?: 11:00
What did you eat for breakfast this morning?: it was more lik brunch
When was the last time you showered?: 28/9/2009 12:00 in the morning
What do you plan on doing tomorrow?: NOTHING
Your favorite day of the week and why?: sunday coz its a day off
What did you last wear at a costume party?: army guy
Have you ever done scuba diving?: nope
What is your least favorite color?: orange
Is there someone you have been constantly thinking about? If yes, who?: Joey Baby
Would you ever go skydiving?: HELL YES
What toothpaste do you use?: i dnt brush my teeth
Do you enjoy challenges?: meh i alwas start swearing
The worst injury you have had?: 8 stiches
The last movie you saw?: 0 (it was really crap)
What do you want to know about the future?: who i will love nd marry
What does your last text message say?: 0k bye bye.hugs kisses nd a bucket 0f tears
Who was the last person you spoke over the phone to?: shiree baby
Your favorite school subject?: P.E.
Your least favorite school subject?: english
Would you rather have money or love?: love
What is your dream vacation?: on a desert in the sun
What is your favorite animal?: hawk
Do you miss anyone right now?: Joey Baby,
The last sporting event you watched?: car racing
Do you need to do laundry?: not yet
Do you listen to the radio?: nope
Your favorite TV talk show?: none of them
Your dream car?: Super bird
Have you ever caught a butterfly?: yip
What color are your bed sheets?: dragon ball z
What is your ringtone?: a reall anti-ear one
Who was the last person to make you laugh?: Joey Baby
Do you have any obsessions right now?: nope
Do you like things that glow in the dark?: nope
Whats your favorite fruity scent?: death
Do you watch cartoons?: nope
Have you ever sat on a roof?: yip
Have you ever been to another country/continent?: yip
Name three things in the world you dislike: blocked toilet, been used, been unloved
Name three people in the world you dislike: Brandon, caleb in ma art class,
Has a rumor even been spread about you?: not that i cn rember
Do you like sushi?: NO ! ! !
Do you believe in magic?: YES ! ! !
Do you hold grudges?: YEA! ! !
Who is your favorite person?: Joesph Stalin
Best female friend?: Shiree baby
Best male friend?: caleb (ma first)
Hyper or laid back?: laid back
Dressy or casual?: casial
Favorite rappers?: not ma style
Favorite female singer?: um... (pass)
Did you enjoy this survey?: NO! ! !

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Song that always makes you sad: The Price - Twisted Sister
Last thing you bought: lollies
Last person you argued with: Ben Sutton you fat son of a bitch i will kill you
Do you put butter before putting the jelly on: yes
One of your nicknames as a kid: Dildo
Did you ever own at one time a Nsync Cd: (pass)
Favorite day of the week: SATURDAY (im home alone)
Favorite Sundae topping: CHOCOLATE
Did you take Piano lessons: Hell NO
Most frequent song played: Male Stripper - Man2Man
TV show you secretly enjoy: if i told you that id have to kill you
Would you rather play basketball or hockey: hockey 4 sure
Date someone older or younger: older please
One place you could travel right now: Germany
Do you use umbrellas: never
Do you know all the words to your national anthem: fuck no
Favorite Cheese: mild idk
Disturbed or My Chemical Romance: W.A.S.P.
Blondes or Brunettes: blonds
Best job you ever had: sex worker (i wish)
Did you go to your high school prom: no
Perfect time to wake up: 1000
Perfect time to go to bed: 0400
Do you use your queen right away in chess: i dont play
Ever been in a car accident: nope
Closer to mom or dad...or neither: neither
What do you call your sweetheart lovingly: bullshit
What decade during the 20th century would you have chosen to be a teenager: 80s
Favorite shoes you have EVER owned: the ones with wheels on the bottom
Do you have an article of clothing from your childhood: the fart t-shirt
Were you in track and field: possibly idk
Were you ever in a school talent show: me? talent? dont make me laugh
Have you ever written in a library book: yea
Allergic to: NOTHING
Favorite fruit: CHOCOLATE
Have you watched sex and the city: na
Baseball hat or toque: Sombrero
Do you shampoo first in the shower or soap: shampoo
Wet the toothbrush or brush dry with the toothpaste: i dont brush ma teeth
Pen or pencil: thats a hard one. tehe hard
Have you ever gambled at a casino: too young
Have you thrown up on a plane: nope
Have you thrown up in a car: nope
Have you thrown up at work: nope
Do you scream on roller coasters: nope
Who was your first prom date: never had one
Who was your first roommate: ma bro
What alcoholic beverage did you drink for the first time: beer
What was your first job: paper boy
What was your first car: a small toy one
When did you first go to a funeral: wen i was 7ish
How old were you when you first moved away from your hometown: 5ish
Who was your first grade teacher: cant think back that far
When did you sneak out of your house for the first time: 7-8yo
Who was your first best friend and are you still friends with them: Jeremey nope. hes weird
Where did you live the first time you moved out of your parent: im still at home
Who is the first person you call when you have a bad day: Jerome
Whose wedding were you in, the first time you were a bridesmaid or a groomsman: i havnt been to one
What is the first thing you do in the morning: fall asleep
What was the first concert you attended: KISS
First tattoo or piercing: im yet to get one
Where did you go on your first airplane ride: australia
First celebrity crush: um... idk

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Blue Tack

Ok..... you can make kids laugh and amuse them for about 5 minutes. But thats all your good for to be honest. You like big goofy colours and acting immature. Your not really very strong at all.

But on the plus side........ you are blue and can be molded into ANYTHING!

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All That

 You think you rule the world. You are expensive and uncomfortable. You are only bought because people want to be seen with you in their shopping cart.
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