HOLLY -- e.g. "I gave it holly"---I put a fair bit of effort into it.

B0LLIX----Pat Spillane or any kerry players or supporters

MIGHTY---Very good

HAMES---A right **** e-e.g.-"He made a hames of that chance"

TIMBER---Intimidation of a hurling opponent - e.g.- "Show him some timber"

LAMP----A good thump---e.g.-"I swung for the sliotar, missed by 3 feet and lamped the full back"

A CROWD---A gathering of people who watch a match and hope for random acts
of violence -e.g-Meath supporters

SCHKELP---To remove living tissue in the absence of surgical procedures -- e.g. "That whore from Tipp took a schkelp outta me leg"

HATCHET MAN---Mountainy type, uses hunter/gatherer instincts

BULLIN'---Angry-e.g-"The centre half was bullin' after I lamped him"

BULL THICK---Very angry-e.g.-"The centre half was bull thick after I lamped him again"

JOULT---A push-e.g.-"I gave him ! a joult and he has to wear a neck brace for 2 weeks"

THE COMM-A-TEEE---Local GAA bullshitters in general

BUSHTED---An undefined soreness-e.g.-"Jayz me arm is bushted"

THE BOMBER---Popular name for a fat hairy GAA player

A HANG SANGWIDGE---Consumed with "tay" on the sides of roads after matches in Croker or Thurles, usually contains half a pound of butter

RAKE-A great amount of anything, usually pints of Guinness the night before an important match

INDANAMAJAYSUS (in-da-nama-Jaysus)--! -What was that for referee?

YA B0LLIX YA---Corner back's formal recognition of a score by his opponent

LEH-IT-IN-TA-FcuK-WUD-YA---Full forwards appeal to a midfielder for a more timely delivery of the pass

MULLOCKER---Untidy or awkward player released for matches

BURST THE B0LLIX---Instructions from the sideline to tackle your man

ROW---Disagreement involving four or more players

MASSIVE ROW---Disagreement involving both teams, including goalies, substitutes and supporters jumping fences

ALL-HELL-BROKE-LOOSE---A massive row that continues out in the parking area or
dressing room areas, usually resolved by the Gardai

1. All those curves, and me with no brakes.
2. Are we near the airport or is that just my heart taking off?
3. Are you accepting applications for your fan club?
4. Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
5. Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
6. Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
7. Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
8. Did you hurt your self when you fell from Heaven ?
9. Didn't I see you on the cover of Vogue?
10. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
to tell you."
13. Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
14. Get your coat love, you've pulled.
15. Hey baby you're so fine you make me stutter, wha-wha-what's your name?
16. Hey baby, you must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!
17. Hey, don't I know you? Yeah, you're the girl with the beautiful smile.
18. Hi, my name is (Name), how do you like me so far?
19. Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
20. Hi. Are you cute?

24. I hope you know CPR, cuz you take my breath away!
25. I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
26. I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking?
27. I think I can die happy now, cause I've just seen a piece of heaven.
28. If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.

31. If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
32. If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.
33. I'm easy. Are you?
34. I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
35. I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.

37. Is it hot in here or is it just you?
38. Is that a ladder in your tights? Or is it the stairway to heaven?
39. Is your name Gillette? ...because you're the best a man can get.
40. I've got the body of a chippendale,.... he's buried under the patio at home.
41. I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good.
42. My friend and I have a bet that you won't take off you blouse in a public place.
43. Pardon me Miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?
44. The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.
45. Was your father a farmer? Because you sure have grown some nice melons!
46. Ya know, you look really hot! You must be real reason for global warming.
47. You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
48. You know, I would die happy if I saw you naked just once!
49. You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.
50. You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy