Guy Facts:

When a guy calls you,
he wants to be with you

When a guy is quiet,
He's listening to you...

When a guy is not arguing,
He realizes he's wrong

When a guy says, "I'm fine, " after a few
minutes,
he means it

When a guy stares at you,
he wishes you would care about him and
wonders if you do

When you're laying your head on a guy's
chest,
he has the world

When a guy calls you everyday,
he is in love

When a (good) guy tells you he loves you,
he means it

When a guy says he can't live without you,
he's with you till your done

When a guy says, "I miss you, "
he misses you more than you could have
ever missed him or anything else



**Girl Facts:

When a girl bumps into your arm
while walking she wants
you to hold her hand

When she wants a hug
she will just stand there

When u break a girls heart,
she still feels it when
u run into each other 3 years later

When a girl is quiet,
millions of things are running through her
mind.

When a girl is not arguing,
she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with eyes full of
questions,
she is wondering how long you will be
around.

When a girl answers, "I'm fine, " after a
few seconds,
she is not at all fine.

When a girl stares at you,
she is wondering why you are so
wonderful.

When a girl lays her head on your chest,
she is wishing for you to be hers forever.

When a girl says that she can't live
without you,
she has made up her mind that you are
her future.

When a girl says, "I miss you, "
no one in this world can miss you more
than that

When a girl is mean to you after a breakup
she wants you back, but she's
scared she'll get hurt and knows
you're gone forever

**Kiss on the belly-----"Lets have sex"

**Kiss on the Forehead ----"Forever you will be mine"

**Kiss on the Ear ---"I'm horny"

**Kiss on the Cheek ---"We're friends"

**Kiss on the Hand ---"I adore you"

**Kiss on the Neck ---"We belong together"

**Kiss on the Shoulder ---"I want you"

**Kiss on the Lips ---"I love you" OR "I want you"

**Holding Hands ---"We can learn to love each other"

**A wink ---"Let's get it on"

**Slap on the Butt ---"That's mine"

**Playing with the Ear ---"I can't live without you"

**Holding on tight ---"Don't let go"

**Looking into each other's Eyes ---"Don't let go"

**Playing with Hair on Head ---"Tell me you love me"

**Arms around the Waist ---"I love you too much to let go"

**Laughing while Kissing ---"I am completely comfortable with you"

--Advice--

*Dont ask for a kiss, take one.

*If you were thinking about someone while reading this,
you're definitely in Love.

when girls drink 2 much
WEN GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH!!!!!!!!!

1. We have absolutely no idea where our purse is.. and for some reason,that's ok.

2. We believe that dancing with our arms overhead and wiggling our butts while yelling "WOO-HOO" is truly the sexiest dance move around.

3. We've suddenly decided that we want to kick someone's ass and honestly believe we could do it too.

4. In our last trip to pee, we realize that we now look more like a homeless hooker than the goddess we started out as just 4 hours ago.

5. We drop our 3am submarine sandwich/pizza slice/poutine on the floor, pick it up and continue eating it like its nobody's business.

6.We start crying and declare to everyone we see, including people we barely know, that we love them SOOOO MUCH.

7. We get extremely excited and jump up and down every time a new song comes on because "OH MY GOD, I LOVE THIS SONG!"

8. We're suddenly full of profound spiritual wisdom... and so is the geek next to us.

9. Our eyes just won't seem to stay open by themselves, so we keep them half closed and think it looks incredibly sexy.

10. We've suddenly taken up smoking and we believe we're really good at it.

11. We yell at the bartender who we believe has cheated us by giving us just orange juice, but that's just because we can no longer taste the vodka.

12. We think we are in bed, but our pillow feels strangely like the floor.. or like the mop.

13. We start every conversation with a slurred "Don't take this the wrong way but..."

14. We fail to notice that the toilet lid is down before we sit on it.

15. Our hugs begin to resemble wrestling take-down moves.

16. We are tired, but we are troopers so instead of going home, we just sit on the floor wherever we are standing and take a quick nap.

17. We begin leaving the buttons open on our button fly jeans to cut down on the time we're in the bathroom away from our drink.

18. We take our shoes off because a) they're ridiculously impractical..but soo beautiful! b) We believe it's the shoes' fault that we can't walk straight.

19. No matter what got broken, thrown up on, stolen, no matter who said what or who went home with whoever else - we ALWAYS call each other the next day.