NOW

Is your hair up?: as always
Is your phone right beside you?: in san póca
Do you have a bf/ gf?: nah
Do you wish you were somewhere else?: in bed!
Do you have plans for tonight?: not a ting
Are you wearing makeup?: that depends on what you define as make up
Are you wearing chapstick?: not 2day....
Are you cold?: nope
Are you tired?: wrecked!
Are you excited?: nope
Are you watching t.v.?: hardly!
Are you wearing pajamas?: god no
Who's the last person that called you? the condonator

PAST

Anything you regret? not really!
Ever lied?: god yes
Ever stuck gum under a desk? not yet
Ever spit at someone? not dat i can tink of!
Ever kick something living? my dog , my brothers , my sister, my granny, ok the last one was a lie
Ever had your nails done? : nope
Ever thrown up because you cried so hard?: didnt know you could!

REVEAL A LITTLE ABOUT YOURSELF:



LAST WEEK

Had any plans last week?: get droped by d v.e.c............
Who did you see most last week?: dat reilly queer
Was last week interesting? spos!

TODAY

Have you cussed?: fuck off
Have you yelled at someone? fukin caoimhe!
Have you gotten mad at someone? fuckin caoimhe!
Have you cried? maybe.........
Have you called more than 3 people?: nope
Have you eaten anything gross? a carrot?

SPILL YOUR GUTS

Q. First thing you did this morning?: wake up! ha!

Q. Last thing you ate?: stew!

Q. What's something you look forward to most in the next 6 weeks? defo the mocks!

Q. What's annoying you right now? this!

Q. What's the last movie you saw? SHOOT EM UP!

Q. Do you believe in long distance relationships?: jaysus i dont know!

Q Where is the last place you went?: Rathcairn!

Q: Who is the last person you called?: ?????????

Q: Been cheated on?: nope!

Q: Do you think that someone is thinking about you right now? doubt it!

Q: Choose one to have (love, beauty, creativity): god dats gay! creativity , cos i hav the other two

Q: Do you wish on stars?: nope

Q: Do you untie your shoes every time you take them of? i dont tie them in the first place

Q: When did you last cry? at a funeral

Q: Do you like your handwriting? bit messy!

Q: Are you a friendly person? i like to think so!

Q: Are you keeping a secret from the world? maybe.........

Q: Who's bed did you sleep in last night? my own

Q: What color shirt are you wearing? not wearing one!

Q: Do you have any pets? me dog!

Q: What is the color of your bedsheets? blue!

Q: What were you doing at 9 last night? beating ciaran in pro ev!

Q: last person you talked to : my mam

Q: When is the last time you saw your dad? half an hour ago?

Q: Look to your left:: its my front door!

Q: Ever cried yourself to sleep? nope

Q: Ever cried on your friends shoulder? dnt tink so

Q: Are you a normally happy person?mostly

Q: Is your self-esteem low? nope!

Q: What color are your eyes? god i actually dnt know!

Q: Long or Short Hair : short!

am i?????

Kind? :
Loud? :
Shy? :
Weird? :
Selfish? :
Crazy? :
Nice? :
Mean? :
Immature? :
Rude? :
Stupid? :
Caring? :
Mature? :
A friend? :
More than a friend? :
Talkative? :
Boring? :
Beautiful? :
Creative? :
Sexy? :
Smart? :
A flirt? :
A psycho? :
Athletic? :
Sweet? :
Have mood swings? :
Annoying? :
Funny? :
Hyper? :
Laid back? :

Do you know people like this??

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time....
I know where my watch is pal, where the fk is yours? Do I point at my
crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their arse to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and
change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it
too".
Fking right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of
course it is. Why the fk would you keep looking after you've found it? Do
people do this? Who and where are they?

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No tosser, I paid £8 to come to the cinema and stare at the fking floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't really give me a choice there, did you sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's
new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement,
then there must have been something before it.

8. When people say "life is short". What the fk?? Life is the longest damn
thing anyone ever fking does!!What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus
come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, Knobhead?

10. People who say things like 'My eyes aren't what they used to be'. so
what did they used to be? ears, Wellington boots?

11. When your eating something and someone asks 'Is that nice?'
No it's really revolting I always eat stuff I hate.

12. People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks
that's an image I really didn't need.

13. Macdonald's staff who pretend they don't understand you unless
you insert the 'Mc' before the item you are ordering.....It has to
be a Mcchicken Burger, just a Chicken Burger gets blank
looks...........Well I'll
have a McStraw and jam it in your McEyes you McTosser.

14. When your involved in an accident and someone asks 'are you
all right?'.
Yes fine thanks, I'll just pick up my limbs and be off