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Allow myself to introduce.........myself
My name is Dean, I'm a quantity surveyor and i love to laugh. ha ha ha ha ha. I will talk to anybody so even if you've never even heard of me but your on my page leave a comment, i will reply eventually, just prob not right away.
I spend most of my time with Stef although if the lads go out i'll always be there just incase i miss something.
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- Nicola when chris said your drinking tomorrow - "Fuck off i'm drinking next weekend" (Had to be there to see Bickers reaction)
Hammy in Scots flat "thats some size of clock"
Jamie Mac - Deano you can't handle it!
When Bicker said na i don't want a drink, i handed him one he just said 'Cheers' Deeny gets what i'm talking about.
Deeny - 'AFTERSHOCK ALL NIGHTER'
Mork - Where abouts in Ireland you from? East Kilbride!
Tom - Ken that roonaboot?
Gordon - I'll have a plain burger wae cheese. So you want a cheesburger? Naw!!!!
Hammy - Seriously big yin we will kick f*ck oot yae
Davie Boyle - Get in this photo
Me - Wish tae f*ck a hadn't done that. (Hammy and Bicker liked it)
Bicker - Erin just shut up and drive!
Tom - There's that guy just ducked! Tam Watson's baw just flew by him.
Bicker - Ken who Hughie is? Hughie's this big white man
Bicker - It's massive isn't it?: Hammy - Aye but what about the Hotel?
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Why men don't write advice columns
Dear Joe The Advice Guy:
I hope you can help me here. The other day, I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't driven more than a mile down the road when the engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help.
When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in our bedroom with the neighbor's daughter. I am 32, my husband is 34, and the neighbor girl is 22.
We have been married for ten years. When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted that they had been having an affair for the past six months. I told him to stop or I would leave him. He was let go from his job six months ago and he says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and worthless.
I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has become very distant. He won't go to counseling and I'm afraid I can't get through to him anymore.
Can you please help?
Sincerely,
Sheila
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Dear Sheila:
A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the vacuum pipes and hoses on the intake manifold and also check all grounding wires. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the injectors.
I hope this helps!
Joe
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Click the random friend botton and answer these questions about the person who comes up dont cheat!
What is their name? Aimee Castles
How do you know them? Sat behind her in maths (Gid view)
What age are they? 23
Do they live near you? Same town (she's at the posh end)
Are they your friend? Yip
Do you no what their middle name is? I'm sure she'll have one but nope
Have you kissed them? Never with tongue, what can i say it's her loss
What is their favourite food? Italian. Thats a total guess!
When was the last time you saw them? Riverbank last sat of the xmas holidays.
Are you gonna bebo them now? Aye0 Comments 48 weeks
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Women on Haircuts:
Woman 1: Oh! That haircut is so cute!
Woman 2: You think so? I wasn't sure when she gave me the mirror. I mean, you don't think it's too fluffy looking?
Woman 1: Oh God no! It's perfect. I'd love to get my hair cut like that, but I think my face is too wide. I'm pretty much stuck with this stuff I think.
Woman 2: Are you serious? I think your face is adorable. And you could easily get one of those layer cuts, that would look so cute I think. I was actually going to do that except that I was afraid it would accent my long neck.
Woman 1: Oh, that's funny! I would love to have your neck! Anything to take attention away from this two-by-four I have for a shoulder line.
Woman 2: Are you kidding? I know girls that would kill for your shoulders. Everything drapes so well on you. I mean, look at my arms, see how short they are? If I had your shoulders I could get clothes to fit me so much easier.
And so on ...
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Man 1: Haircut?
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| Name : | Dean | |
| Nick Name : | Deano | |
| Birthdate : | 26 June 86 | |
| Birthplace: | Irvine | |
| Current Location: | Office, Its Lunchtime | |
| Eye Color: | Blue | |
| Hair Color: | Brown | |
| Height: | 5' 8" | |
| Weight: | 13st 11lb | |
| Piercings: | nope | |
| Tatoos: | nope | |
| Boyfriend/Girlfriend: | GF - Stef | |
| Vehicle: | BMW 1 series | |
| Overused Phrase: | Thats a 3 day camel trek | |
| FAVORITES | ||
| Food: | Anything except swwetcorn | |
| Pub/Disc/Restaurant: | Portman/Garage/Jefferson | |
| Candy: | wispa, double decker, yorkie | |
| Number: | 6 | |
| Color: | Blue | |
| Animal: | Dog (but a dont have one) | |
| Drink: | Vodka & coke | |
| Body Part on Opposite sex: | legs (but they're the 1st thing you throw to the side) | |
| Perfume: | Any | |
| TV Show: | 24 | |
| Music Album: | Any | |
| Movie: | Dumb and Dumber | |
| Actor/Actress: | Jim Carry | |
| This or That | ||
| Pepsi or Coke: | Coke | |
| McDonalds or BurgerKing: | McDonalds | |
| Chocolate or Vanilla | Chocolate | |
| Hot Chocolate or Coffee: | Coffee | |
| Kiss or Hug: | Ride | |
| Dog or Cat: | Dog | |
| Rap or Punk: | Punk | |
| Summer or Winter: | Summer | |
| Scary Movies or Funny Movies: | Funny | |
| Love or Money: | Love | |
| YOUR... | ||
| Bedtime: | When ma eyes shut | |
| Most Missed Memory: | summer 2007 | |
| Best phyiscal feature: | Ma mouth | |
| First Thought Waking Up: | A need a piss | |
| Ambition: | Maga rich | |
| Best Friends: | Add chris tae ma top 32 | |
| Weakness: | To soft | |
| Fears: | None really | |
| Longest relationship: | 3 years | |
| HAVE YOU... | ||
| Cheated Your Partner: | nope | |
| Ever been beaten up: | aye | |
| Ever beaten someone up: | aye | |
| Ever Shoplifted: | nope | |
| Ever Skinny Dipped: | aye | |
| Ever Kissed Opposite sex: | aye | |
| Been Dumped Lately: | nope | |
| IN A GUY/GAL | ||
| Favorite Eye Color: | Are they near the Breasts? | |
| Favorite Hair Color: | Blond/Brunette/red head | |
| Short or Long: | any | |
| Height: | any | |
| Style: | any | |
| Looks or Personality: | Personality | |
| Hot or Cute | any | |
| Muscular or Really Skinny: | none | |
| RANDOMS | ||
| What country do you want to Visit: | Australia | |
| How do you want to Die: | Saving someones life | |
| Been to the Mall Lately: | nope | |
| Get along with your Parents: | yip | |
| Health Freak: | nope | |
| Do you think your Attractive: | Best catch in Killie | |
| Believe in Yourself: | Of course | |
| Want to go to College: | been to uni | |
| Do you Smoke: | nope | |
| Do you Drink: | a couple of sherry's at xmas | |
| Shower Daily: | aye | |
| Been in Love: | aye | |
| Do you Sing: | aye but am crap | |
| Want to get Married: | aye | |
| Do you want Children: | aye | |
| Age you wanna lose your Virginity: | Cant rember losing it a was pished at the time | |
| Hate anyone: | na no really | |
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| Song that always makes you sad | : Aerosmith - Don't wanna miss a thing |
| Last thing you bought | : Popcorn |
| Last person you argued with | : Some guy on the fone at work |
| Do you put butter before putting the jelly on | : Aye |
| One of your nicknames as a kid | : Deano |
| Did you ever own at one time a Nsync Cd | : Dont be daft |
| Favorite day of the week | : Friday |
| Favorite Sundae topping | : Caramel |
| Did you take Piano lessons | : Nope - About 3 Keyboard ones though |
| Most frequent song played | : Eagles - Take it easy |
| TV show you secretly enjoy | : Deal or no deal |
| Would you rather play basketball or hockey | : Fitba |
| Date someone older or younger | : Younger |
| One place you could travel right now | : Vegas baby |
| Do you use umbrellas | : Naw (what kinda quest is that) |
| Do you know all the words to your national anthem | : Aye |
| Favorite Cheese | : brie |
| Disturbed or My Chemical Romance | : My Chem |
| Blondes or Brunettes | : Any |
| Best job you ever had | : Cuttin the grass |
| Did you go to your high school prom | : Aye |
| Perfect time to wake up | : 10ish |
| Perfect time to go to bed | : when your f*cked |
| Do you use your queen right away in chess | : Naw the pawn 1st |
| Ever been in a car accident | : aye |
| Closer to mom or dad...or neither | : both |
| What do you call your sweetheart lovingly | : peppa pig |
| What decade during the 20th century would you have chosen to be a teenager | : Swinging 60's |
| Favorite shoes you have EVER owned | : Black prada |
| Do you have an article of clothing from your childhood | : naw |
| Were you in track and field | : Na am more into steak and ale |
| Were you ever in a school talent show | : aye a think so |
| Have you ever written in a library book | : ofcourse doesn't everyone |
| Allergic to | : cat/horse/rabbit hair |
| Favorite fruit | : banana |
| Have you watched sex and the city | : aye |
| Baseball hat or toque | : hat i suppose |
| Do you shampoo first in the shower or soap | : why would you soap 1st???? |
| Wet the toothbrush or brush dry with the toothpaste | : wet it obviously |
| Pen or pencil | : pen |
| Have you ever gambled at a casino | : you ripping the pish |
| Have you thrown up on a plane | : naw but i saw Hammy do it once :L |
| Have you thrown up in a car | : naw |
| Have you thrown up at work | : naw |
| Do you scream on roller coasters | : naw am too busy clutching |
| Who was your first prom date | : Karen McGee |
| Who was your first roommate | : Tom the Bomb |
| What alcoholic beverage did you drink for the first time | : Bud i think |
| What was your first job | : hand |
| What was your first car | : Yaris |
| When did you first go to a funeral | : 17 i think |
| How old were you when you first moved away from your hometown | : 22 |
| Who was your first grade teacher | : Mrs Fin |
| When did you sneak out of your house for the first time | : How do i know |
| Who was your first best friend and are you still friends with them | : Steven McCall prob and i see him about nowadays |
| Where did you live the first time you moved out of your parent | : Ma Flat |
| Who is the first person you call when you have a bad day | : Tom |
| Whose wedding were you in, the first time you were a bridesmaid or a groomsman | : Tom the Bomb |
| What is the first thing you do in the morning | : scratch |
| What was the first concert you attended | : Celine Dion :L |
| First tattoo or piercing | : dont have any |
| Where did you go on your first airplane ride | : London |
| First celebrity crush | : Baby Spice |
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I swear al drop that muther fucker.
Aye u wer correcto ma man, nae cants about the now. Hurry up n finish work bawjaws. Tom the bomb is even aff it. What fookin chance hav a got. U no the rule tho, thou can not leave a fellow brother drinkin ones self?? Bt aye, dominos at ur bit then.
nah nah i fookin love it bud! think the folk that are rippin ya secretly love it too! jus dont wanna admit it sir! :p
Deano! whens glee repeated? i missed it on monday!
Hampden tonight mate? Keano keano keano! Ha schmert debut!
oh my god thats an awfa long time lol whats up wae ye? lol naw av been the same not had a proper drink since new years eve feel good for it.
not alot excitin just back at uni which is sooooo borin !!
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hi pal. hows it goin? no seen u in a while. good new year n tht, or have we spoke since then?? lol xxx
know how a know your gay???????????????????/ you watch glee
haha they myt b gettn worse bt they make me laugh
aye am hittn th gym, u goin th nyt?
Lol i don't use it much any more! my number is probably the same though i've had it for years! thanks though, 23 sucks! you've a while yet before the 24. savour it! x x
awryt, no seen you in ages. we were watchin old videos of us when we were in florida and at our old house. your quite the dancer. haha youll need to see them. hows things?
no comeback, i've accepted and now think i'm going 2 fling myself over the side of my rig! x
Ya cheeky wee cant ye. Its changed, hate lookin 4 skins so took the easy option n stole 1 of urs. Hows work by the way? Its a hard life bn off all week al tell ye.
Haha .. That's a good one
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Haha big Kenny thought he was scoring aswell. Unfortunately all he done was clip the crossbar once again. Better luck next time
i also, deano, ur such a romantic! i'm touched! x
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scotch broth? x