that guy who looked kinda like batman but wasn't was going to walk in loanhead and saw group of ned's and wen, "today i has to do stuff for justice". So he ran/walked up to the ned's and they was " oh no there is batman likes aw haw haw" but then was like "noooooooooooo" coz they got beaten up with batman guys dick, one of the ned's pulled out a nife but batman guys cock was to mighty, just then the joker was not in this so was having a cup of tee.tehn batman guy was go to wood burn and said" there is to much bad here" and then looked for the bad, he seen the bad and they went "time to bring oot teh 40 mill cannons" and shoot and him, there was an asplosion like BOOM!!!. but man guy jumped out of a postbox and grabe d one of the bad and said, "it is time" then he ripped off his arms and said "you know what you've done"

There comes a time in every mans life
when he grows hair where it used to be bare

I know you're feeling weird, but you should be happy
You don't have a vagina, that would be crappy
Because periods suck (and commas rule!)
This is Sex Education, not grammar, fool!

When she gives you affection, you better wear protection
That skank might have an infection, are you paying close attention?
In Sex Ed, remember what you read
Just forget what the others have said
get it through your head, use your brain before you go to bed

And it takes only one sperm cell to make a baby,
And if you think they are cute, then you must be crazy
Babies suck because they barf and poo and cry
They have the ability to pee in your eye
(OH MY GOD IT BURNS!)

And did we mention
The risk of getting STDs
Not just gross hookers have it
Even Dennis Rodman could get a bit
You don't know who Dennis Rodman is?
Well maybe you should watch more basketball
Wait a second this is not about sports
Quick fact! You can't get girls when you're wearing these shorts

When she gives you affection, you better wear protection
That skank might have an infection, are you paying close attention?
In Sex Ed, remember what you read
Just forget what the others have said
get it through your head, use your brain before you go to bed

Your body is growing
You will get hairy
Your little voice will start to change
And your no-no place will feel a bit strange
Your pits will stink
You'll get zits on your face
Without this knowledge you will scare girls away
So listen to this song every day

Outer defences neutralized
Lessons in munitions are reprised
Kancet never hammer
Caution must prevail
Concealment deep inside the wire
Where instincts never fail

Through fortified lines
Last phase intercept
Based in destruction
Silently shreds

Exist longer under threat
Engaging to replay the debt
Damage to infliction
Patterns lie half formed
Assaults never retracted
In the hope to halt the war

Laying waste, subversion
Rendering in chaos with dead ammunition

Undermine defences - facilitate
Saboteurs inside the wire - interpenetrate
Inner defensec - eradicate
Inside the wire - too late too late