This got the whole of Sydney laughing. Read it and you'll see why!
Just
imagine sitting in traffic on your way to work and hearing this. Many
Sydney folks DID hear this on the FOX FM morning show in Sydney.

The DJs play a game where they award winners great prizes. The game is
called 'Mate Match'. The DJs call someone at work and ask if they are
married or seriously involved with someone. If the contestant answers
'yes', he or she is then asked 3 random yet highly personal questions.

The person is also asked to divulge the name of their partner with
(phone number) for verification. If their partner answers those same =
three questions correctly, they both win the prize.

The Harbour City dropped to its knees with laughter and is possibly the
funniest thing you've heard yet.

Anyway, here's how it all went down:


DJ: 'Hey! This is Ed on FOX-FM. Have you ever heard of 'Mate Match'?'


Contestant: (laughing) 'Yes, I have.'


DJ: 'Great! Then you know we're giving away a trip to the Gold Coast if
you win.
What is your name? First only please.'

Contestant: 'Brian.'


DJ: 'Brian, are you married or what?'


Brian: (laughing nervously) 'Yes, I am married.'


DJ: 'Thank you. Now, what is your wife's name? First only please.'


Brian: 'Sara.'


DJ: 'Is Sara at work, Brian?'


Brian: 'She is gonna kill me.'


DJ: 'Stay with me here, Brian! Is she at work?'


Brian: (laughing) 'Yes, she's at work.'


DJ: 'Okay, first question - when was the last time you had sex?'


Brian: 'About 8 o'clock this morning.'


DJ: 'Atta boy, Brian.'


Brian: (laughing sheepishly) 'Well...'


DJ: 'Question #2 - How long did it last?'


Brian: 'About 10 minutes.'


DJ: 'Wow! You really want that trip, huh? No one would ever have said
that if a trip wasn't at stake.'

Brian: 'Yeah, that trip sure would be nice.'


DJ: 'Okay. Final question. Where did you have sex at 8 o'clock this =
morning?


Brian: (laughing hard) 'I, ummm, I, well....'


DJ: 'This sounds good, Brian. Where was it at?'


Brian: 'Not that it was all that great, but her mum is staying with us
for couple of weeks...'


DJ: 'Uh huh...'


Brian: '...and the Mother-In-Law was in the shower at the time.'

DJ: 'Atta boy, Brian.'

Brian: 'On the kitchen table.'


DJ: 'Not that great?? That is more adventure than the previous hundred
times I've done it.
Okay folks, I will put Brian on hold, get his wife's work number and
call her up.


You listen to this.'
[ 3 minutes of commercials follow. ]


DJ: 'Okay audience; let's call Sarah, shall we?' (Touch
tones.....ringing....)


Clerk: 'Kinkos.'

DJ: 'Hey, is Sarah around there somewhere?'

Clerk: 'This is she.'


DJ: 'Sarah, this is Ed with FOX-FM. We are live on the air right now and
I've been talking with Brian for a couple of hours now.'

Sarah: (laughing) 'A couple of hours?'

DJ: 'Well, a while now. He is on the line with us. Brian knows not to
give any\answers away or you'll lose.
Sooooooo... do you know the rules of 'Mate Match'?'

Sarah: 'No.'

DJ: 'Good!'


Brian: (laughing)


Sarah: (laughing) 'Brian, what the hell are you up to?'


Brian: (laughing) 'Just answer his questions honestly, okay? Be
completely honest.'


DJ: 'Yeah yeah yeah. Sure. Now, I will ask you 3 questions, Sarah. If
your answers match Brian's answers, then the both of you will be off to
the Gold Coast for 5 days on us.


Sarah: (laughing) 'Yes.'

DJ: 'Alright. When did you last have sex, Sarah?'

Sarah: 'Oh God, Brian....uh, this morning before Brian went to work.'


DJ: 'What time?'

Sarah: 'Around 8 this morning.'

DJ: 'Very good. Next question. How long did it last?'


Sarah: '12, 15 minutes maybe.'

DJ: 'Hmmmm. That's close enough. I am sure she is trying to protect h is
manhood. We've got one last question, Sarah. You are one question away
from a trip to the Gold Coast. Are you ready?'


Sarah:

Can you answer 48 questions about the 3rd person on your top friends list
suppose i can.

1.What’s their name?
Aoife Clare O'Reilly


2. Does he or she have a boyfriend/girlfriend?
Apart From Me No

3. Do you get along with this person all the time?
Of Coursse I Do

4. How old is the person?
17Years 6Months and 10Days

5. Has he/she ever cooked for you?
Only When Her Mammy Made Her

6. Is this person older than you?
By 2 Months

7. Have you ever kissed this person?
Many The Time

9. Are you related to this person?
Nope

10. Are you really close to him/her?
Sooooo Close

11. Nickname?
Beyour

13. How many times do you talk to this person in a week?
Ehhh EveryDay Of Course

14. Do you think they will repost this?
Well She Robs Everything Else Of Me

15. Could you live with this person?
Done It For 3Weeks Before Whats Another Couple Of Years

16. Why is this person your number 3?
Well 1st Is The Worst(nt Reli Doh Aine Dear..Iu ) 2nd Is The Best And Third Is The One With The Hairy Chest

17. How long have you known this person?
Since 1st Year...When We Hated EchOda

19. Have you ever been to the mall with this person?
Many The Time

20.Have you ever had a sleepover with this person?
Course

21. If you ever moved away would you miss this person?
For Shizzle

23.Have you ever done something really stupid or illegal with this person?
Maybe Not Illegal ..

24. Do you know everything about this person?
I Tink So ...

25.could you date this person’s siblings?
Hahahahaha Yeeee

26. Have you ever made something with this person?
Ehhhh??...A Baby

29. Have you gone skinny dipping with this person?
France 2010 Bby

31. Is your #1 on drugs?
Say What

33. Have you ever worn this person’s clothes?
Sure Her Wardrobe Is Mine

34. Have you and your #1 person made up a hand shake?
Back In The Old Days

35. If it was “freaky friday” would you switch bodies with this person?
Eh Yea ... I Tink It Wud Be Very Interesting

36. Have you ever heard this person sing?
Kinda ...Even Doh She Can Sing She Doesn Like To Do It Public

37. Do you and this person have a saying?
'Love Yuu '...'Love Yuu More


39. Do you know this persons myspace password?
Well I Know Her Bebo...And In A Couple Of Days I'll No Her Facebook


41 Have you and this person ever gotten into a fight that lasted more than 2 months?
Well We Dislyked EchOda In 1st Year ..But Not After Dat

44. Have you and this person gone clubbing?
Eh Yeaaa ...Best Gal Ta Head Out With

45. Do you know how to make this person feel happy?
Yeeea...I Know How Ta Make Her 'FEEL' Happy

46.Do you and this person talk alot?
Alot ..Late For Assembly Every Morning Cause A Her And Was On The Fone Ta Er There For 2Hours

47. Do you like this person?
I'd Even Go As Far Ta Say I Love Her

4 8.Has this person yelled at you?
Not In A Mad Way ...In 1st Year When She Was Talking Ta Me I Burst In2 Tears If That Counts

49.Have you and this person got into a fist fight?
Not Yeet

If you married the last person you texted, what's your new name?
Suzanne O'Reilly

What's the first thing that pops into your head when you think of last summer?
France
Cavan+Aoife=?Who Knows?

Give me lyrics from the song you're listening to?
I Love College, I Love Drinking, I Love Women

What is the last non-alcoholic beverage you had?
Coke

Who was your last text from & what did it say?
Aoife..'Omg Their Going Up..Slowly But Surely '

Your ex says they never even liked you, you say?
Well Aren't You The Cunt

Is your current boyfriend better than your old boyfriends?
Duuuhhh

Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell everything to?
Mmmm Kinda

How about the same sex?
I Got Loads

Are you a fast typer?
Awh Fast Enough

How do you dot your i's?
Ehhh...With Dots

What do you think of people who show off about their handwriting?
Haha...Slightly Gay

Have you ever laughed at something that wasn't meant to be funny?
Oh God...All The Fricking Time

Do people often mistake you for a different nationality?
Oh Ye...I'm Chinese

Do you tan or burn when in the sun?
Tan

Do you like sushi?
Never Tried It .. On My To-Do List

What food do you find disgusting?
I Love All Food

What was the weather like on your birthday?
Who Knows

Ever kissed someone of the same sex?
Ohhh Yeea

Have you ever fallen asleep with the last person you kissed?
Not Yet

Are you laid-back?
Sometimes


Does it matter if your bf/gf smokes?
Not Reli, But Prefere If They Didn't

When was the last time you talked to the person you last kissed?
Last Nite

Did you know if you eat too many carrots, your skin can turn orange?
Class

What's your favorite colour gummy bear?
Ehhh...Green??

Your favorite thing to drink on a hot summer day?
Water

Are you competitive?
A Wee Bit Yea

Do you study for tests?
I Do Try YahNo

Do you prefer Trace Cyrus' or Mason Musso's voice?
Who Now??

Who was the last person you sat beside at a restaurant?
Emma I Tink

Is there someone that you believe you will always be attracted to?
Maybe Jus A Wee Bit

If you smoke cigarettes, what hand do you usually hold it in?
Don't Smoke'Don't Know

What would you do if someone ran at you with a knife?
....Ehhh..Scream

Are you friends with your best friends ex?
I Actually Dunno...Are We??

How are you feeling right now?
Tired-ish But Happy

Are you listening to music right now?
Yeeea

Are you currently wanting any piercings or tattoo?
Not At The Minute

Are you afraid of roller coasters?
Yeep ...How Gay!!

what would you do if your best friend told you they were moving?
Cry....

What are you supposed to be doing right now?
Biology ...

Do you prefer warm or cold weather?
Warm

Were you happy when you woke up?
I Actually Was This Morning

Any plans for tomorrow?
Skul, Study, Grinds ..

How has this week been?
It Was A Good Week

When is the last time you took a nap?
Last Sunday I Believe

How far away is a family member you miss?
Awh Not Dat Far!!

Did you get a full 8 hours of sleep last night?
Yeeeap

First person to speak to you in 09'?
Emma Mulligan!!

Have you accidentally sent a text to the wrong person?
Of Course

When someone says we need to talk what runs through your mind?
Ohhhhh Bollox