Matt Doyle

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  • Male, 27, Luv 60
  • from Perth
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  • Last active: Dec 31
  • www.bebo.com/mfkdoyle02

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Tagline
His not fat but he is a fat Cu#t
Music
Oasis, Stereophonics, Jack Johnson, Bellx1........ i hate the KaizarChiefs
Films
Pulp Fiction, Full Metal Jactet, The Matrix(only the 1st one really) and whatever else is in my DVD collection
Sports
Would watch about any sport but loves the hurling....waterford will some day make an all ireland....Massive Spurs fan, Spurs to finish ahead of newcastle and to get one over on the arsenal scum this and every year hopefully.
Scared Of
ecalators....don't ask me why just am
Happiest When
either drinking, sleeping or when my car is clean yeah i know i said when my car is clean hate driving a mank car

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  • Things That Are Difficult To Say When Drunk?

    THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
    1. Innovative
    2. Preliminary
    3. Proliferation
    4. Cinnamon

    THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
    1. Specificity
    2. Anti-constitutionalistically
    3. Passive-aggressive disorder
    4. Transubstantiate

    THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
    1. No thanks, I'm married.
    2. Nope, no more booze for me!
    3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
    4. Kebab? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
    5. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
    6. I'm not interested in fighting you.
    7. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool!
    8. Where are the nearest toilets? I refuse to pee in this car park or on the side of the road.
    9. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning.


    0 Comments 78 weeks

  • Demented

    Meaning of DEMENTED - Afflicted with or exhibiting irrationality and mental unsoundness: brainsick, crazy, daft, disordered, distraught, dotty, insane, lunatic, mad, maniac, maniacal, mentally ill, moonstruck, off, touched, unbalanced, unsound, wrong. Informal bonkers, cracked, daffy, gaga, loony. Slang bananas, batty, buggy, cuckoo, fruity, loco, nuts, nutty, screwy, wacky. Idioms: around the bend, crazy as a loon, mad as a hatter, not all there, nutty as a fruitcake, offout ofone's head, off one's rocker, of unsound mind, out of one's mind, sick in the head, stark raving mad. See sane/insane

    0 Comments 100 weeks

  • Top Australia Saying

    Demented
    Ahh ssssstop
    Judas
    Keep it lit
    How ya fixed
    Happenin
    How ya gettin on
    Stop staring
    Keep it real

    1 Comment 101 weeks

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192 Wins - 39 Losses

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  • Lorraine
    luv Lorraine

    well matt doyle how d hell r ya?still cnt believe ur gone home:( so any job yet?hows ur dad?were d parents delighted 2 cya!every1 in perth great.so did ya here im stayin.got a loan 2 study.startin in tafe in feb.doin retail baking.can u believe it hussey russell bak in school:L :L :L happy out i dnt hav 2 go home.wats it like depressin is it?r ya gettin itchy feet 2 go again??some love 4 me brother.x

    Nov 17
  • Amiee Mc Guire
    Amiee Mc Guire

    young Mc Guire???? hey now cheek of ya!!!lol...
    im in midleton workin but still livin in waterford!!! how bout u??? ya bak @ home???
    ne news 4 me???

    Oct 20
  • Amiee Mc Guire
    luv Amiee Mc Guire

    Gday mate...hows it goin???
    ya still down under???

    Oct 13
  • Paul Drohan
    Paul Drohan

    nice one its across the road from what used to be john allens pub in irish town called Tig Ui Riain

    Oct 12
  • Nicola Skehan
    Nicola Skehan

    Ah sorry u are ha ha

    Oct 6 via Mobile
  • Nicola Skehan
    Nicola Skehan

    Look at our lovely pics ha will have to put a nice profile one of me and u up ha x

    Oct 6 via Mobile
  • Lorraine
    Lorraine

    matt doyle r ya bak home yet??im so sad:(
    dnt we look so happy in rosies:L :L

    Sep 20
  • Lorraine
    Lorraine

    well matt doyle wats d crack wit ya?ive finally finished in rosies only last nie me time is up once again:( only 2 days left in coffee shop.den off 2 bali mon wk 4 2 wks cnt wait 4 d relaxtion.karen gets here wed 4 3 nites cnt wait session on.tell all d girls i said hi.chat soon.xxx

    6/14/09
  • Edel Cunniffe
    Edel Cunniffe

    ya workin where i used work before i left and also goin back to col in sept!! hows work u still in melbourne, shock news, ireland has a heat wave i know weeirrd was chattin aiden last week , he;s home we had an ould reunion session1:) x

    6/9/09
  • Edel Cunniffe
    Edel Cunniffe

    well boss wats crac, hows melbourne, i mis been a fuckn mess in The Shed every Sunday of my life!!:( mis Oz:( x

    5/26/09
  • Fiona Walsh
    luv Fiona Walsh

    well boy! do u want ur go?

    5/5/09
  • Lorraine
    luv Lorraine

    well matt doyle gettin on grand.of course i miss ya do u miss me:L new house is great i dnt no myself only get out of bed 20mins b4 wrk.not doin as many hrs in rosies now cos its gone quiet.goin 2 bali in june 4 2 wks wit scott havnt booked yet waitin 2 find ot wat date we can go 4 def.so ur wrkin away do ya like it der?hows all d girls gettin on tell dem i said hi.some of d red stuff 4 ya.

    4/22/09
  • Edel Cunniffe
    Edel Cunniffe

    oh matt im so depressed! i want to come back out asap
    hows melbourne treating ya? ya working away!?

    4/18/09
  • Lorraine
    Lorraine

    matt doyle!!ur gettin on grand so ya must miss d hussie russell!!u hav rachel callin me dat now:L :L tell all d girls i said hi.chat soon MATT DOYLE.xxx

    4/14/09
  • Damien Coughlan

    we are up against it alright but i think we will stay up...if we do we need a major clearout in the summer...no craic at home back to work fulltime next week!! meself and the quann hit the gym last saturday pumped some iron ha ha

    3/23/09
  • Edel Cunniffe
    Edel Cunniffe

    road trip friday, your in for one hell of a tough time ha ha ha ah aha ha:)

    2/23/09
  • Leon Hegarty
    Leon Hegarty

    well lad,nothin much happenin here.
    still sittin around lad.gettin bored of it now,
    any craic with urself??
    u still on the old sunday sessions so??
    how did he manage to lose them??
    did he get them back??

    2/18/09
  • Damien Coughlan

    Nah fuck all goin this time of the year plus half of them are goin on 3 day weeks or closin altogether.....tellin ya man stay where ya are at least the weather is nice there!!!

    2/10/09
  • Damien Coughlan

    Well whats the craic had no credit to text ya back....dunno bout holidays i am gone on 3 day week in work bad times.....have you bein playin with matches again???

    2/9/09