EVERYONE HAS THEIR FIRSTS:

FIRST REAL BEST FRIEND: Dom P i guess

FIRST SCHOOL: St Cuthberts

FIRST CELL PHONE: Sum Shitty sagem

FIRST FUNERAL: never bin to 1

FIRST PET: cat called fred

FIRST BIG TRIP: dno man

FIRST FIGHT: lanzerote

FIRST CELEBRITY CRUSH: fuck nosles theres bare birds about

FIRST TIME OUT OF THE COUNTRY?: cant memeber

FIRST JOB: paperboy

FIRST BEBO FRIEND: ma brother lol

EVERYONE HAS THEIR LASTS

LAST PERSON I HUGGED: erm ma mum?

LAST CAR RIDE: goin on hols, im never in car now

LAST TIME I CRIED?: time ago

LAST MOVIE I WATCHED: sum war film

LAST FOOD I ATE: simpsons donut

LAST ITEM BOUGHT: richmnond superking smooth

LAST SHIRT WORN: henleys t shirt

LAST PHONE CALL: to ma bro to get 2s of him

LAST TEXT MESSAGE: from orange

LAST THING I TOUCHED: stella

LAST FUNERAL: never bin 2 1

LAST TIME AT THE MALL: mall? im in keighly evry day

LAST TIME I WERE EXCITED FOR SOMETHING: usin ma leeds toilet roll

LAST PERSON I SAW: ma brother

LAST THING I DRANK: stella

LAST PERSON THAT BROKE MY HEART: fuk nos

LAST TIME I WERE REALLY HONESTLY HAPPY?: wen a got a fat oz of lee