Stephen Murphy
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Male, 26,
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- Last active: 6/20/09
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- Ah bit this bit of that anything really oncve it sounds good
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- cousin stevies special films friday how high boyz in the hood ferris buellers day off, super troopers, city of god, wedding crashers, the hurricane and hundreds more
- Sports
- Arsenal! HENRY DA LEGEND AND FABREGAS DA MIDFIELD MAESTRO.
- Scared Of
- bein sober
- Happiest When
- When I gt da funky friday feelin and da drinkin begins
- Hates
- Man Utd supporters who live in da past and cant forget past glorys ppl like sven who dnt realise those days r long gone. Couldnt even make it past da first round of da champions league pitiful!
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Will Sven ever b seen again when joyce moves to Dublin?
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football jokes
Q. Did you hear da british post office jus recalled there latest stamps?
A. Well they had pictures of manchester united players on them- people couldnt figure out which side to spit on.
Michael Barrymore has offered manchester united 1 milion pounds to play as their striker becuase he wants ten pricks behind him and 67,000 assholes jumping up and down.
Q. What do machester united fans use as birth control?
A. Their personalities
Q How many man utd fans does it take to stop a bus?
A. Never enough.
Q. Whats the differance between Alex Ferguson and God?
A. God doesnt think hes Alex Ferguson.
Q. what do you call a hundred liverpool fans at the bottom of a cliff?
A. A good start
Rafael Benitez catches a couple of fans climbing ove the walls of Anfield. Furious he grabs them by the collar and says " Now you just get back in there and watch the game until it finishes"
Arsenal Chant: Hes bald, hes shit, he plays when no ones fit, Pascal Cygan, Pascal Cygan!
"Pascal Cygan"! says Arsene Wenger. " Youre absolutely rubbish. Youre a disgrace to the team". "Dont listen to him, Pascal". Says kole Toure "hes just repeating what every one else says".
An Asrenal fan takes his seat at the champions league final. He looks left and notices az space between him and the next bloke. "What gooner would miiss this?" he says. "That was my wifes seat" the man replies. "Weve been to every home game of the last 20 yrs together, but sadly she passed away"."Thats terrible but couldnt you get another member of the family, friend or someone else to coe with you?" Asks the man. " No there all at the funeral"0 Comments 195 weeks
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Drunkness
Things that are difficult to say when your drunk
Innovative
Preliminary
Proliferation
Cinamon
Things that are very difficult to say when youre drunk
Specifity
British Constituition
Passive agressive dissorder
Things that are IMPOSSIBLE to say when youre drunk:
Thanks but i dont want to sleep with u (elaine)
Nope, no more alcohol for me
Sorry but youre not really my type(elaine)
No kebab for me thank you
Good evening officer, isnt it lovely out tonight?
Im not interested in fighting you
Oh i couldnt no one wants to hear me sing
No thanks i wont dance i have no co-ordination
Were is the nearest toilet? I refuse 2 urinate over da nearest cash machine or shop front(rachel)0 Comments 201 weeks
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My result is: Sloppily Shmammered
When you drink, it’s pretty much inevitable that you’ll be a shit show. Once you start, you can’t stop, and your dignity slowly goes out the door. Not that you care; you’re just busy having a good time! You’re the one who spills your drink on someone’s lap, capsizes the beer tower, passes out on some random person’s rug, and wakes up in the morning with a splitting headache. But somehow you always make it out alive, and you’re all the stronger for it.
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6/20/09
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Christina Murphy4/2/09Hey hun hows u??
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Pippy12/8/08i believe i owe u a shot of sambuca!
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David Stokes11/16/08Arsenal are shite, losing to Villa in the emirates is pathethic. I think its time for wenger to go
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David Stokes7/27/08
shut your gimp...there wasnt a thing wrong with me the other night
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7/20/08 via Mobile
Sofia Castrejon
:0) howdy Check out this site, its soooooooo much better than bebo muuch much naughtier! www.quick-camz.com bye
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Lisa Floyd7/9/08nearly knockin me down.......boyracer........wuldnt ya know u wer frm clondaaaaaaalkin!!!!
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Stewy F7/7/08ah stop man u know urself no mun no fun and i heard all about a little pic had to find out more ha ha ha
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Mark Byrne7/3/08iv the best pic ever of u
it involves gettin ur cock out its goin in bebo bud
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7/2/08
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Karen Delaney7/2/08wat happened ta u yesterday u were meant ta ring an let me no wat was happenin give me a ring tanite
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7/1/08
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6/30/08
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Pop Stafford6/23/08
Shit!! She defo seen the photo wink wink!! Ha ha ha ha
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6/23/08
GO ON DA GUNNERS!!!!! Champions League Final here we cum roll on da 17th of May
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