swimmers!
You might be a swimmer...

>If whenever you hear an electronic beep, and you instinctively jump,
you might be a swimmer.

>If you have rings around your eyes unrelated to the amount of sleep you
got, you might be a swimmer.

>If waking up before dawn to exercise seems normal, you might be a
swimmer. (You might also be crazy)

>If jamming a piece of Styrofoam between your legs is not a kinky sexual
activity, you might be a swimmer.

>If bugs die of chlorine poisoning when they land on your skin, you
might be a swimmer.

>If you sport long, curling hair with split ends on your legs, you might
be a swimmer.

>If the phrase "This set with fins" is better than hearing "You just won
$1000," you might be a swimmer.

>If you answer, "I don't need to" when someone asks when you showered
last, you might be a swimmer.

>If you love a good lightning storm when you have outdoor practice, you
might be a swimmer.

>When you learn how to squirt water 15 different ways, you might be a
swimmer.

>When your long term goal is to slap your bicep on your lat, you might
be a swimmer.

> When you wake up before six for the free doughnuts, you might be a
swimmer.

>When you go through so much latex in one season you could wallpaper
your room, you might be a swimmer.

>If a friend asks how a certain guy dresses and you reply, "I only see
him without his clothes on" you might be a swimmer. [SPEEDOS!!!]

>If your friends have stopped asking you about your plans for the
evenings, you might be a swimmer.

>If you go from store to store desperately trying to find your favorite
sports drink, you might be a swimmer.

>If the first place you go when you're stressed out is a swimming pool,
you might be a swimmer.

>If among your heroes are Janet, Jenny, or Amanda, or you know who I'm
talking about, you might be a swimmer.

>If your daily apparel is held together by knots or is torn and see
through, you might be a swimmer.

>If you have an inhaler in every color of the rainbow, you might be a
swimmer.

>If the phrase, "50 double armed backstroke with a breast stroke kick
makes you happier than anything, you might be a swimmer.

>If being fish-like is a compliment, you might be a swimmer.

>If your friends don't even call you anymore because they know that you
have no time to do anything, you might be a swimmer.

>If your nightmares consist of a series of numbers ending in 0 or 5, you
might be a swimmer.

>If you have hickeys on your neck, you might be a swimmer or you might
be lucky.

>If you sweat chlorine even after showering, you might be a swimmer.

>If you just don't understand the charm of the swim suit edition, you
might be a swimmer.

>If getting smacked on the butt doesn't bother you at all, you might be
a swimmer.

>If someone asks if you have any siblings and you start listing
teammates, you might be a swimmer.

>If you cut yourself every time you shave, because you only do it 3 or 4
times a year and are out of practice, you might be a female swimmer.

> If you are determined, strong, smart and tough, you might be a
swimmer.