1. Grab your phone

2. What's the last 4 digits of your mobile number? 0949

3. What does the 1st message in your inbox say? yea so keen for tht

4. Who's the first person who comes up under the letter M in your contacts? Mari Rothman

5. Who's the last person you called? 777 lol

6. Who was your last missed call from? Withheld

7. Who is the second person that comes up under D in your contacts? Dans only phone

9. Who's the 3rd person who comes up under J? James home

10. Who was your last received call from? my new work

11. Who's the 4th person who comes up under S in your contacts? Sarah

12. What does your banner say? Vodafone

13. How many messages are currently in your inbox? 124

14. What do you have as your background? pink, gold, brown and white butterflies flying

15. Who's the 2nd person who comes up under R in your contacts? Rams

16. Who's the 5th person under T? Tim

17. Who's the 1st person who comes up under B? Bay adventure

18. How many bars of signal do you currently have? 5 (full)

19. Who was your last text message to? Rebecca Ryndorp

20. Name every person you have text messages from in your message box: Rebecca Ryndorp, Jono Church, Ben, Jo, Derryn, mum, Leonie, Ceri, Mat MTB,
Simon

21. Who's the 6th person under A in your contacts? Arma

22. Who is the 9th person on your missed calls list? Logan

23. What does the 6th message in your Outbox say? hey hey how are you?

24. Who is the first name in your contacts? Adam

25. What is your ringtone? Gimme more

26. Who is the last person under J in your contacts? Josie Smith

27. Who is the last person under B? Brad

28. How many contacts do you have? pass

29. Who's the last person on your contacts? Will

30. You can now put your phone away.. Yay

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.

Do you have trouble making up your mind? Well, yes or no?

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.

When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?

Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.

I poured Spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.

Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more.(Friend or Money !)

There are three sides to any argument: your side, my side and the right side.

An consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.

Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.

When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.

I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.

If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.

Where there's a will, there are five hundred relatives.

Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.