The sky is blue
Water is wet
i'll make u come
i'll make u sweat
Pressed up against my body
moving up and down slowly but firmly
we'll move the ground.


second 1 ...


kissing is a habit,
fucking is a game
guys get all the pleasure
girls get al the pain
10 mins ov pleasur
9 months of pain
3 days in hospital
a baby with out a name
The dad's a bastard
The mother is a whore
this wouldnt of happend if the rubber hadnt of tore.

Imagine if all major retailers started making their own condoms and kept the same slogan...
Sainsbury Condoms - making life taste better.

Tesco Condoms - every little helps.

Nike Condoms - Just do it.

Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life.

Galaxy Condoms - why have rubber when you can have silk.

KFC Condoms - Finger, Licking good.

Minstrels Condoms - melt in your mouth, not in your hands.

Safeway condoms - Lightening the load.

Abbey National condoms - because life is complicated enough.

Coca Cola condoms - The real thing.

Duracell condoms - keep going and going.

Macintosh condoms - It does more, it costs less, it's that simple.

Pringles condoms - once you pop, you can't stop.

Burger king condoms - Home of the whopper

Goodyear condoms - for a longer ride go wide

FCUK condoms - no comment required.

Muller light condoms - so much pleasure, but where's the pain

Halford condoms - we go the extra mile.

On-digital condoms - plug and play!!!!

Royal mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you.

Andrex condoms - Soft, strong and very very long

Renault condoms - size really does matter!

Ronseal condoms - does exactly what is says on the tin

Ronseal quick-drying condoms - its dry and waterproof in about 30 minutes

Domestos condoms - gets right under the rim!!! (sorry!)

Heineken condoms - reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach

Carlsberg condoms - probably the best condom in the world.

AA Condoms - the 4th emergency service

Pepperami condoms - it's a bit of an animal

Polo condoms - the condom with the hole!!! (A VERY poor seller)
lol

1. Hu r u ?

2. R we friends ?

3. Wen n how did we meet ?

4. Do u have a crush on me ?

5. Wud u kiss me ?

6. Giv me a nickname n tell me y u chose it ?

7. Describe me in 1 word ?

8. Wat woz yr 1st impression of me ?

9. Do u still think the same ?

10. Wat reminds u of me ?

11. If u cud give me anythin wat wud it be ?

12. How well do u no me ?

13. Wen woz the last tym u saw me ?

14. Eva wnted 2 tell me summet bt u cudnt ?

15. R u goin pt this on yr blog n c wat i pt bowt u ?

16. And finally tell me our most memorable moment 2getha (if we av 1)