The Atomic Weekender 2 is another explosive three days of hard dance in all its guises at Pontins in Prestatyn, North Wales from 6th-8th November 2009. Expect the usual suspects like Lisa Lashes, Tidy Boys and many more.

Accommodation is in chalets and apartments for 4-7 people sharing. All of Pontins usual amusements will also be accessible.


ACCOMMODATION
1 or 2 bedroom apartments with a double bed settee, twin, single double and bunk beds and featuring a colour TV, lounge area, fully fitted kitchen and a private bathroom.


LINE-UP
SLINKY
LISA LASHES
TIDY BOYS
ALEX KIDD
ROB TISSERA
AMBER D
LEE HASLAM
RODI STYLE
KYM AYRES

GOODGREEF XTRA HARD
TECHNOBOY
KUTSKI
TATANKA
PROTEUS
ORGAN DONORS
ASYS
PHIL YORK
DANNY KILLA

ATOMIK
SHOWTEK
TIDY BOYS
ANNE SAVAGE
MARK SHERRY
JORDAN SUCKLEY

STORM
LISA PINUP
BK
PAUL GLAZBY
ANDY FARLEY
JP & JUKESY
JIMMY DEAN B2B DALEY

AWSUM
ANDY WHITBY (2 HOURS)
GAMMER
CALLY GAGE
TECHNIKAL
FRISKY
MDA & SPHERICAL
KLUBFILLER
TOM PARR
MIDI DISTORTION

INSOMNIACZ CLASSICS
PAUL GLAZBY
ILOGIK
PAUL MADDOX
BEN STEVENS
MARK GRAY

KISS DA FUNK
ROB TISSERA + GUESTS

OLD SKOOL
RATPACK
SLIPMATT
KUTSKI
ADS LEHANE B2B MUCKY BEATS

BEST OF BRITISH
SUNI FEENIX
MARC DOC & COLIN BELL
YOFRIDIZ
EVO D & MAXWELL
TAZ & DAMO


WHAT'S INCLUDED
You don't buy individual tickets for this event - all prices shown are per chalet with tickets included for the designated occupancy of that chalet.

Silver £109pp
· Basic accommodation
· Entrance into all arenas
· Express check-in / Express check-out
· Free onsite car parking
· Late check-out on Monday until 3pm
· Private Bathroom
· Fitted Kitchen
· Lounge
· TV
· Bed linen
· Free electricity
· Weekend lanyard and wristband
· (You will need to bring towels)
· 1 bedroom apartments sleeps up to 5 people
· 2 bedroom apartments sleeps up to 7 people

Gold £115pp
· Standard accommodation
· Entrance into all arenas
· Express check-in / Express check-out
· Free onsite car parking
· Late check-out on Monday until 3pm
· Private Bathroom with shower
· Fitted Kitchen
· Lounge
· TV
· Bed linen
· Free electricity
· Weekend lanyard and wristband
· (You will need to bring towels)
· 1 bedroom apartments sleeps up to 5 people
· 2 bedroom apartments sleeps up to 7 people

VIP £165pp
· Club accommodation
· Weekend lanyard and wristband
· Atomik Weekender T-shirt
· Extra 4th night for Atomik Pre Party - Includes accommodation
· Exclusive VIP bar
· Entrance into all arenas with Queue Jumping
· Express check-in / Express check-out
· Free onsite car parking
· Late check-out on Monday until 3pm
· Private Bathroom with shower
· Fitted Kitchen with Microwave
· Lounge
· Patio Doors
· TV (Digital Channels)
· Bed Linen and bathroom towels
· Complementary tea and coffee facilities
· 1 bedroom apartments sleeps up to 5 people
· 2 bedroom apartments sleeps up to 7 people
· Free WiFi
· Atomik CD

for tickets & info go to www.atomikweekender.com

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Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.

Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.

A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.

Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down

Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door!!

Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.

Hugh Heffner claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this "a slow Tuesday."

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

If you Google "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer

n a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the fuck down.

Chuck Norris once broke the land speed record on a bicycle that was missing its chain and the back tire.

A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be left handicapped if you park there.

Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.

It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself

Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.

Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.

Chuck Norris invented the internet… just so he had a place to store his porn

One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because he is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris

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