1) whats ur name?
2) where in stoke r u from?
3) were u born in stoke?
4) whats the best thing about stoke?
5) will you live and die in stoke?
6) the place to b on a night out in stoke is....?
7) decribe stoke in 3 words?
if stoke was a food what wud it b?
9) have you joined my band?
10) thanx 4 answerin anything to say b4 u go?

STOKE ON TRENT ALSO HAS ITS OWN DIALECT HERE ARE A FEW SAYINGS AND HOW TO PRONOUNCE THEM!
HERE IS ~"Ar ter toke rate" ! ( how to talk right!)

Back Road ~ Toilet
Bay Chum Spiders ~ Beecham's Powders
Bill Joe Nice ~ Build your own house
Bow ~ Ball
Chaise 'n' Pittles ~ Cheese and pickles
Fow staith ~ False Teeth
Goose low ~ Go slow
Grain Green
Grey nice ~ Greenhouse
Kine Slice ~ Council house (housing rented from the local government)
Males ~ Meals
Now tell sin ~ Nothing else in
Rind abite ~ Roundabout
Waite ~ White
Woke ~ Walk
Woss ~ Worse
Brock ~ broke
Owe rate ~ alright?
Snappin ~ lunch
Dowter - Daughter
Fate - Feet
Foe Bits - fallen to bits
Fost - First
Fow Staith - Dentures
Fun Tight - Found out
Knocky Stay Thin ~ punch him in the mouth
Marn - mine
Mate - Sold in Butchers shops
May Zulls - Measles
My Thaw Gun - Mouth organ
Nigh Fun Folk - Knife and Fork
Shy Tup - Raise Ones Voice
"Hey up youth….. Ows thar lady?" ~ hello sir, hows your g/f / wife?

,"Thee cossner tack it with thee when thee goost" ~ you cant take it with you when you go!

why visit Stoke? Simply because (along with Ironbridge in Shropshire) it is one of the most important historical industrial sites in the world. It was here that geology; the availability of water, coal and clay combined to create the world centre of ceramic production as we know it.