Joe Mckee

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Me, Myself, and I
This is 10% luck

20% skill

15% Concentrated power of will

5% Pleasure

50% Pain

AND 100% Reason to remember the name...........
The Other Half Of Me
Sean Slater
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Wel ave to start wit Kev, the snull Campbell lol lad is some craic, In need of new car but he in middle of sortin that lol Then u got Budgie, r Buggie as he spell's it lol The Sleaze outa us lol Jerome, wel this lad is just a dirty minded cunt, plain an simple lol an he no's it. Sean, wel he a bit of a hard man, wel not a bit, he is lol, not a bad cub though, lol Marty, wel, he gettin older by the min, happy bday big lad lol Harky, wel the lads a blck cunt but he as sound as fuck, cud tel him anythin
IM TIGHT BAI
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Joe McKee

Your Joe McKee. A walking alcoholic, gambling, cursing derrytresk disaster, much like th rest of us. However your ability on the football field sets u apart as it enhances this disaster by inflating an already oversized head with delusions of grandure. however, it is not all bad news... no wait, its just bad news.
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  • 100 ???

    100 Tings bout me!!
    1. Full Name: Joseph McKee
    2. Nicknames: Joe r Wee Joe
    3. Birthday: 1st Feb
    4. Place of Birth: Dungannon
    5. Zodiac Sign: Dont no dont care
    6. Male or female: male
    7. Grade: none
    8. College: none
    9. Occupation: Joiner
    10. Residence: Coalisland
    11. MSN Screen Name:
    12. Hair Colour: Blonde an Blue streaks lol
    13. Hair Length: Short
    14. Eye colour: Blue
    15. Weight: Dont no but not fat lol
    16. Height: % somethin lol
    17. Braces? No
    18. Glasses? No
    19. Piercings:No
    20. Tattoos: Not yet
    21. Righty or Lefty: Lefty

    ___Your 'Firsts'___

    22. First best friend: Pj
    23. First Award: GAA expert in primary school lol
    24. First Sport You Joined: gaelige for derytreak
    25. First pet: fish lol no much of a pet lol
    26. First Real Vacation: Canada
    27. First Concert: never went
    28. First Love: Now Now lol

    ___ Favourites___

    29. Movie: Man bout Dog
    30. TV programme: soccer am!the o.c, hollyoaks
    31. Colour: blue
    32. Rapper: 50Cent
    33. Band: The Killer's,
    34. Song Right Now: 4am, Lost phopets
    35. Friend: cuple of gud friends
    36. Sweets: Any except one's wit nut's
    37. Sport to Play: gaelic soccer
    38. Restaurant: Stevie chink
    39. Favourite brand: Killers
    40. Store: dnt care!
    41. School Subject: P.E
    42. Animal:

    43. Book: None
    44. Magazine: dnt reli read magazines
    45. Shoes: wateva luks nice

    ___Currently___

    46. Feeling: no complaints
    47. Single or Taken? Taken, love her
    48. Have a crush: ow yessss
    49. Eating: natin
    50. Drinking: natin
    51. Typing: naw sure iv a magic keyboard tht ryts wat im thinkin
    52. Online? yipee
    53. Listening To: Lost prophets- 4Am
    54. Thinking about: Food
    55. Wanting To: live for the weekend lol
    56. Watching: computer screen
    57. Wearing: Tracksuit bottom's n jersey

    ___Your Future___

    58. Want Kids? yesss
    59. Want to be married? hope so
    60. Careers in Mind: Prob still b a joiner
    61. Where do you want to live: jus go wit da flow yano!
    62. Car: netn atal wud do me

    __Which is Better With The Opposite Sex___

    63. Hair colour:brunette r blonde, as long as they sexi
    64. Hair length: longish
    65. Eye colour: Dont matter
    66. Measurements: Same sixe r so lol
    67. Cute or Sexy: Either
    68. Lips or Eyes: eyes
    69. Hugs or Kisses: Kisses
    70. Short or Tall: doesn mata much
    71. Easygoing or serious: Easy going.
    72. Romantic or Spontaneous: duno
    73. Fatty or Skinny: Middlin lol
    74. Sensitive or Loud: both at times
    75. Hook-up or Relationship: Dont no
    76. Sweet or Caring: wtf the difference?!
    77. Trouble Maker or Hesitant One: trouble maker no dout!!

    ___Have you ever______

    78. Kissed a Stranger: aye
    79. Had Alcohol: ow yessssssssssss!!
    80. Smoked: No
    81. Ran Away From Home: No
    82. Broken a bone: Yeah an i was sore lol
    83. Got an X-ray: yip
    84. Been with someone:
    85. Broken Someone’s Heart: Dont think so lol
    86. Broke Up With Someone: Nah
    87. Cried When Someone Died: yip
    88. Cried At School: Nah

    ___Do You Believe In___

    89. God: yea
    90. Miracles: yep
    91. Love At First sight: yup
    92. Ghosts: yup
    93. Aliens: No
    94. Soul Mates: No
    95. Heaven: yip
    96. Hell: yip
    97. Angels: yip
    98. Kissing on The First Date: yip
    99. Horoscopes: No idea wat the fuck they r

    ___Answer Truthfully___

    100. Is There Someone you want But You Know you cant have? Nahhhhhhhhhhhh

    0 Comments 129 weeks

  • Plz Do This LoL

    1. If we had 30 mins in a room alone wat wud u want 2 do?
    2. Wud u love me?
    3. let me kiss u?
    4. watch a movie with me?
    5. have dinner with me?
    6. drive me sumwer?
    7. take a shower with me?
    8. be my gf/bf?
    9. tell me u think im cute?
    10. buy me a drink if i didnt have money?
    11. take me home for da nite?my huse r ur huse?
    12. let me sleep in ur bed?
    13. re-post dis for me 2 let me answer ur questions?
    14. do u think im attractive, beautiful r sexy?
    15. do u like my style?
    16. do u think im funie?
    17. do u care about me?
    18. would u dance wit me?
    19. would u sing happy b'day 2 me?

    5 Comments 180 weeks

  • Do it Now

    1. Who are you?
    2. Are we friends?
    3. When and How did we meet?
    4. Do you have a crush on me?
    5. Have you ever wanted to punch me?
    6. Give me a nickname and explain why?
    7. Describe me in 1 word...
    8. What was your first impression of me?
    9. Do u still think the same?
    10. What reminds you of me?
    11. If you could give me anything what would it be?
    12. How well do you know me?
    13. When was the last time you saw me?
    14. Ever wanted to tell me something that you couldn't?
    15. Are you going to put this on your blog and see what I say about you?

    7 Comments 187 weeks

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  • Ryan Oneill
    Ryan Oneill

    reseys?/....tl rod he duno wat hes playin at man! haa
    yea mate good was flying there until i did my ankle ligaments out for 2 months but getn back into it now!

    ah mate i aint been home in ages!! september i think! due a weeknd very soon!! ha

    x

    4 days ago
  • Ryan Oneill
    Ryan Oneill

    alryt handsome long time chatn!! seen u as i was passing through so hada drop a coment ...

    wat u up 2 anyways?? sil tryna act roberto carlos at stangmore????x

    Feb 2
  • Louise Gallagher
    luv Louise Gallagher

    alrite stranger is right lol, am all good thanks jus workin away, in glasgow still!how u been? still usin an abusin women :P lol xx

    Feb 2
  • Eimz
    luv Eimz

    Sorry just gettin bak now...aw ano tryn th whole sensible thing myself...nat as nuch fub tho :( lol vry litlle craic, was at th cinema at th weekend, thats bout it! well sense cud still b hit lol wa bout u? ye head anywhere?xxxx

    Jan 17
  • Eimz
    Eimz

    Aye heard it was kinda empty, u been ti sense much? Duno bout ths wekend yet, cland and sat nyt sense so temptin lol wbu?any plans?x x x

    Jan 13
  • Eimz
    luv Eimz

    Nah...off the drink, its killin me :( lol how was clubland? still workin away? havnt seen ye since NYE xxx

    Jan 13
  • Eimz
    Eimz

    Hey! Hows u? Out much at th weekend?x x x

    Jan 12
  • Alana

    Hey..ok..naw no crc..wbu?awk it was ok lak..fuck it was so fuckn cold last nyt no wndr no1 was ot lak..

    Jan 10 via Mobile
  • Aaron Donnelly
    Aaron Donnelly

    Fuckin stuffed bai! Glad i went like

    Jan 9
  • Amy Carolan
    Amy Carolan

    yea..hada gr8 xmas tnx!:) nd yea..clubland was gud enuf..so packd..n bit of a weird crowd wasnt der??:/ PLUS i was wrkin til 10 so i jst drove out aftr..minus r wat!?
    duno wer im 4 2mara nyt?im jst gna head wer evry1 else wants 2 go..dnt rli mind!wer u 4?

    Dec 30
  • Amy Carolan
    Amy Carolan

    omg..so sori..avnt bin beboin in AGES!!
    soo u ava nice xmas??:) gud nyt last nyt?

    Dec 28
  • Breffni Hughes
    luv Breffni Hughes

    Tell me about it :)

    Dec 15 via Mobile
  • Barry McAleer
    Barry McAleer

    der wuz sum amount takin dat nite hi..had ti b mre dan 12

    Dec 14
  • Eimz
    Eimz

    i no and i love it 2 lol nah u dnt, espically now wen thrs so much wrk ti b dun, i dnt av a spare min, pure wrkin my ass of at th min :L :L who dun it 4 u?u prob shuda lft it long then??lol ;) xxx

    Dec 8
  • Eimz
    Eimz

    Absolutly nahan as usual lol mite go dwn ti bfast ti go out th mara, u wrkin again? :P did u get that hair of urs cut yet?? dnt think i cud listen ti u complain again like sunday!! :L :L xxx

    Dec 8
  • Eimz
    Eimz

    duno yet, no plans made yet bt knowin us wel nat b sittin in lol u goin ti th glen pen on sat?? cant wait ti get back to it, iv missd it lol xxx

    Dec 8
  • Eimz
    Eimz

    was good...trainn startn soon...so cnt b botherd lol very little, layn in bed myself tryna get warmd lol u headn out this weekend?xxx

    Dec 8
  • Eimz
    Eimz

    Aw fuk dnt talk...was up at half 10, hada go leave Ro's car dwn til her cuz grainne drove her home n then got her own car n hada go bak up n lift othr 1s!! sum nites craic lol jus home from a camogie meetn thr, freezin!! lol wa u upti?xxx

    Dec 8
  • Eimz
    luv Eimz

    Hey!! :) sori neva tb last nite, no reception in jts!! wasnt home ti 6 this mornin...clean wreckd!! :( hows u? workin th day again?? :P xxxx

    Dec 8
  • LaurennKidd'
    luv LaurennKidd'


    Yee playin the mara nitee?

    Dec 7 via Mobile