1) We were looking at the mass of protons, neutrons and electrons. Protons weigh way more than electrons, and Mrs. Kayser said, "So obviously electrons don't have as much mass, becasue they aren't Catholic."
2) "I lost another pupil, said the professor, his glass eyeball folling across the floor."
3) Myles says, "I'm just aksin," Mrs. Kayser butts in and says, "Now I could get sued if a student is axin something, because they would say, now where was the teacher when Myles was axin somethin?!?"
4) "So here we have the crest, and the colgate, no I'm just kidding it's the crest and the trough."

1) a piece of cake
2) a walk in the park
3) like stompin a grape
4) like slicin a pie

Mrs. Whitely---She was the nicest and most cheery person I ever met, and she let us do fun stuff like games on the computer.

Mr. Potter---The best piano player I ever knew, extraordinary at reading music, really good at speaking and reading French

Ms. Frese---really nice and patient, let us get away with practically everything in her classroom, Ryan and I would count how many times she said, "Excuse me," during class

Ms. Long---she loves school, she has been at St. Ann for a long time, she is strict in a nice sort of way, she does fun stuff with classes when she substitutes instead of being the principal

Mrs. Boevingloh---she is nice, was fun when she went to Camp Wyman with us, good teacher, good at explaining what she wants in a big project, hardly ever yells

Mrs. Kayser---has been at St. Ann for a REALLYYY long time, she is really nice, good at taking and keeping control, holds the upper-block together, makes lame jokes funny, good at teaching, loves kids; most of the time acts like one, strict when she is serious, is going tobe missed more than any teacher probably